A pod of whales discuss economics.

39  2019-09-02 by Ghdust2

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Do you think they'd be this assravaged if Kelly Clarkson were telling them to waste their fertile years in a shitty HR job before settling down to raise a pair of cats?

Fucking lol exactly. These hoes mad because they’re being told the exact opposite of what they do, is what someone successful and rich does.

Damn Kelly got fucking fat

All women, deep down, desire the opportunity to get fat.

No it's just their metabolism and stuff. You don't understand. Anyway, where my cake at?

I really hate when wealthy people try to give advice to the working class.

Yeah fuck Kelly clarkson and her advice. I want to hear advice from poor people who don’t become millionaires, and follow their lead. Yeah that’s the smart thing to do.

I wonder if they go to incels for sex advice.

Actually, maybe, since most of them probably just lay down and expect someone to come pollinate them.

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I told you you could talk to me once you had sex.

For women, just waiting for someone to come along is actually a generally viable strategy. Since they are generally the ones who do the filtering, they just need to find the one right one and be on their way.

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eventually we'll just eat the rich.

That's because you ate all the other food planet.

wagecucks mad

I've seen this too! I was 3 minutes late into work every day because of my bus schedule. And it became this whole ordeal. But the people lecturing me were salaried and could come in and leave whenever they damn pleased.

this millenial nonsense is ridiculous.

Millennials aren't the only ones that take buses

millenials are the only ones who won't realize that if they're constantly late, maybe they need to take an earlier bus.

but you can't tell them this because it's victim blaming or some shit

Theyre 3 minutes lates on top of the usual lateness. If work starts at 8, theres lee way built into that, they pushed the lee way to the max then went over.

Work starts at 8, you got there at 8:18, only 3 minutes because nobody cares as long as you get there by 8:15

I'm trying, but I recognize that I can be even better. While I'm on the business side of the house, I'm in software. Many times women's ideas are ignored or talked over in a meeting. I tried to take control of that and say things like, "Hey, Susan had a great idea about x, y, and z. We need to give that some consideration"

That is okay. When I talked about it with my wife, she kind of gave me a grimace. I asked, "What?"

She replied, "It's great that you are getting their ideas heard and giving them credit, but you aren't giving them their voice back"

I nodded and rebuked myself for missing something so obvious. My wife continued, "Redirect the conversation back to the woman who had the idea and have her tell the room again and make sure she is heard." which is obviously great advice.

So, yeah, even in my mid 40s this old dog is still constantly learning and trying to be a better manager.

Holy shit this guy is pathetic.

While I'm on the business side of the house, I'm in software

I love the "I do a nin tech role at a tech company so Im basically in tech."

No sweaty, HR and accounting are the same everywhere

It's a child's understanding of how work meetings flow, especially in software. But they're probably "in software" the way that a 16 year old bagger is "in the grocery business" and their grand ideas consist of various forms of "we should use green for the upload button instead of blue because it's more zen".