People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
There’s never been a book - children’s or otherwise - that demonstrates and promotes good values more than #Harrypotter. Research has shown that reading #HarryPotter makes kids better people!
What other book in history has connected people of all age groups by making them believe they are apart of a magical world? You shouldn't be so gryffindor.
Harry potter is like the mary sue of mary sues. He knows jack shit about the magic world and within a few months he is thwarting the super powerful baddie's plan.
Fuck The Bible, Torah, Koran, Leviathan, Canterbury Tales, Moby Dick, Oliver Twist, War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, The Vedas, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, 1984, Catch 22, Alice in Wonderland, The Lord of the Rings, The Wealth of Nations, Capital, Green Eggs and Ham, Don Quixote, Where the Wild Things Are, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Republic, The Aeneid and DOS for Dummies, Harry Potter is objectively the book series that has done more to promote moral behavior than any other piece of literature in human history.
I thought he is reminiscent of a young Stefan Molyneux. Or maybe the next secret of Harry Potter that Rowling will reveal is that Voldemort = Tom Riddle = Stefan Molyneux
"Checks notes" is the most annoying thing ever. It adds nothing to the conversation and makes you look mentally handicapped. That aside, this tweet is blasphemy because obviously the Qur'an is what our children should be reading. Harry Potter only encourages them to become homosexuals, or even worse, die alone with no children because you built your entire life around a childrens' book.
Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.
Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.
We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?
WRONG.
Fucking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and fucking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.
OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc
THE FUCKING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.
I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed
but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would
have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. FUCKING CROTCHDROPPING
GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.
I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo fucking woo.
I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so
VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my
brand-new copy.
I fucking hate breeders and child-lovers. FUCKING GO TO HELL.
I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial
Congratulations breeders, you win.
Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO FUCK YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
I'd never ban it, but Harry Potter is pretty evil. Sooo many things push witchcraft these days, while forgetting it's a total sin in most religious peoples eyes.
Except it's made-up and exaggerated witchcraft in a made-up world. Even if witchcraft is real they don't have fucking wands that they point and say "oogy bargus" or whatever
Man ladies love that crap. I can only communicate with them through harry potter memes. Also, where were these book lovers when amazon banned uncle Jared??
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-03
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
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1 NormanImmanuel 2019-09-03
>bluechecks
>wandshit
>cancel
>unfunny tumblr memes in a news title
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-09-03
Based and thereal14wordspilled.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-03
We were fine until Al Gore invented the series of tubes known as "teh interwebz"
1 Theramasaali 2019-09-03
my inclination to go into the woods and mailbomb retards increases every passing day
1 SamManilla 2019-09-03
These days, you could probably just sell the bombs on Amazon. People would buy them knowing full well it'll kill them.
1 JustLions 2019-09-03
Nice 14 words.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-09-03
Moving from nomadic hunter gatherer societies to an agrarian one was a mistake.
1 moonmangardenhead 2019-09-03
fire comment one love!
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-09-03
Jesus christ.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-03
Jesus fucking Christ what the hell is this shit?? I am actually seething at this. We should have banned them all earlier.
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-09-03
As TwoX said best:
1 lolcows63 2019-09-03
Well there could be research for that sort of thing its just said research is usually a joke
1 St0neA 2019-09-03
Link to that? Lol
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-09-03
Oopy Doop
1 tHeSiD 2019-09-03
I wanna see this... 😂 Link?
1 Durdle_Turtle 2019-09-03
Nothing teaches kids to be better people than legal date rape.
1 dramasexual 2019-09-03
oh thats in HP somewhere?
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-09-03
Multiple times, lots of people get dosed with love potion. Ron once had the entire school trying to date rape him with love potion infused foods.
1 RobKaBobby 2019-09-03
Have they not read the Quran?
1 I8Cereal4Breakfast 2019-09-03
What other book in history has connected people of all age groups by making them believe they are apart of a magical world? You shouldn't be so gryffindor.
1 error404brain 2019-09-03
Harry potter as a modern day religion. Discuss.
1 Rtoipn 2019-09-03
Humans need religion. As traditional ones started to disappear in the west people filled the void with capeshit and wandshit
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-09-03
Because most humans are too dumb to create their own values.
1 chimpan_z 2019-09-03
All fiction is essentially juvenile
1 error404brain 2019-09-03
This but unironically. Try telling a normie there is nothing inherently wrong with rape, and you will see how well it goes.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-09-03
That's because you weren't talking in a libertarian or Indian community.
1 error404brain 2019-09-03
We were talking about humans tho 🤔
1 generic_8752 2019-09-03
its a religion for people who don't like any kind of demands; its just fuzzy feel-goodness without any kind of meaningful moral compunctions
1 chimpan_z 2019-09-03
Already done and gone, capeshit is the new zoomer religion
1 Fletch71011 2019-09-03
Makes more sense than the Bible tbf
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-03
Aren't Gryffindor the mary sue good guys though?
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-09-03
Harry potter is like the mary sue of mary sues. He knows jack shit about the magic world and within a few months he is thwarting the super powerful baddie's plan.
1 Redactor0 2019-09-03
Also he looks like a girl.
1 I8Cereal4Breakfast 2019-09-03
Oh right sorry, never read the books because I'm retarded
1 elephantofdoom 2019-09-03
Fuck The Bible, Torah, Koran, Leviathan, Canterbury Tales, Moby Dick, Oliver Twist, War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, The Vedas, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, 1984, Catch 22, Alice in Wonderland, The Lord of the Rings, The Wealth of Nations, Capital, Green Eggs and Ham, Don Quixote, Where the Wild Things Are, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Republic, The Aeneid and DOS for Dummies, Harry Potter is objectively the book series that has done more to promote moral behavior than any other piece of literature in human history.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-09-03
based leaving out Faust and Grimms
1 LostMaterial0 2019-09-03
Those are the only books youve read? Oh excuse me - heard of
1 elephantofdoom 2019-09-03
I've also read The Color Purple, Fanny Hill, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Lustful Turk and the Guinness Book of World records 2009.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-03
Guinness Book of World records 2009.
Aren't the only people who read world records books unironically autists?
1 [deleted] 2019-09-03
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1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-09-03
https://imgur.com/eu4arwQ.jpg relatable
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-09-03
N-slur looks like voldiemort
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-09-03
I thought he is reminiscent of a young Stefan Molyneux. Or maybe the next secret of Harry Potter that Rowling will reveal is that Voldemort = Tom Riddle = Stefan Molyneux
1 diggity_md 2019-09-03
I was thinking more along the lines of Agent 47. Bugman 47 maybe?
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-09-03
I will vote for anyone who promises to ban Harry Potter books
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-09-03
I promise to ban Harry Potter and Capeshit.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-03
gotta make compromises, centrists know that they never get everything they want
1 genuinegrill 2019-09-03
aaaaaa eeeeee ddddd
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-03
Read. Another. Book.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-03
literally anything
1 Nicky941 2019-09-03
But adult literature is haaaard!
1 nayytay 2019-09-03
Bring back book burning tbh
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-09-03
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1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-09-03
The Alt-right need to take over Harry Potter. And we need to help them.
1 FearOfBees 2019-09-03
Even the alt right hate wandshit
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-03
Muggles are a metaphor for minorities and HP promotes how we should keep them out of society to progressm
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-03
Defense Against the Dark Arts? Obvious dog whistle
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-03
Now that's woke 😉
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-03
He-who-shall-not-be-named did nothing wrong 😎
1 somestupidname1 2019-09-03
"Checks notes" is the most annoying thing ever. It adds nothing to the conversation and makes you look mentally handicapped. That aside, this tweet is blasphemy because obviously the Qur'an is what our children should be reading. Harry Potter only encourages them to become homosexuals, or even worse, die alone with no children because you built your entire life around a childrens' book.
1 preserved_fish 2019-09-03
RANT
Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.
Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.
We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?
WRONG.
Fucking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and fucking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.
OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc
THE FUCKING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.
I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed
but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would
have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. FUCKING CROTCHDROPPING
GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.
I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo fucking woo.
I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so
VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my
brand-new copy.
I fucking hate breeders and child-lovers. FUCKING GO TO HELL.
I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial
Congratulations breeders, you win.
Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO FUCK YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
1 LongPostBot 2019-09-03
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1 somestupidname1 2019-09-03
Can you just tell me if this is worth reading so I don't waste my time?
1 Lawlz_Master 2019-09-03
It's a longpost on rdrama so it's probably not.
1 Pepperglue 2019-09-03
Doubt.
1 wow___justwow 2019-09-03
Severe doubt.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-09-03
MasterLawlz?
1 Redactor0 2019-09-03
The same people keep telling us that there's more prejudice in the world now than ever before. 🤔
1 SlowlyDying- 2019-09-03
Those books were shit when I was 7 they’re still shit today.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-09-03
reminder r/ZweiRama is the superior drama sub
1 LostMaterial0 2019-09-03
Reported.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-03
I'm sure all 5 of you on /r/Zweirama agree
1 BriefSquirt 2019-09-03
we can ping there, cope harder incel
1 dramasexual 2019-09-03
eat my farts
1 serialflamingo 2019-09-03
Christcucks were right when they said Harry Potter was demonic.
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-09-03
Expelliarmus!
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-09-03
The right wing death squads will be burning these hopefully.
1 TheChgz 2019-09-03
I'd never ban it, but Harry Potter is pretty evil. Sooo many things push witchcraft these days, while forgetting it's a total sin in most religious peoples eyes.
1 Nuremberg_ 2019-09-03
It's a fantasy book
1 TheChgz 2019-09-03
A fantasy book that makes witchcraft, which is completely real, look cool.
1 Nuremberg_ 2019-09-03
Except it's made-up and exaggerated witchcraft in a made-up world. Even if witchcraft is real they don't have fucking wands that they point and say "oogy bargus" or whatever
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-09-03
How can this be allowed in current year
1 SamManilla 2019-09-03
Rowling's pr team probably pays to have the books banned every time sales dip.
1 iron-bastion 2019-09-03
Man ladies love that crap. I can only communicate with them through harry potter memes. Also, where were these book lovers when amazon banned uncle Jared??
1 bloodfort_andromeda 2019-09-03
This makes me want to k*ll myself
1 Nuremberg_ 2019-09-03
But he didn't say anything when Captain underpants got banned...