Jacob Wohl Finally Gets The Attention He Craves... Wanted on Felony Arrest Warrant!

66  2019-09-04 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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Wohl is my favorite political scam artist. His cons are so stupid, his lies so absurd. He couldn't even be bothered to get a throwaway email account for one, he got caught instantly.

He is like a retarded Scooby Doo villain.

He used his mom's phone number as a corp phone number for his made up intelligence company.

the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn’t enlightened because he’s angry?

Answer: white privilege.

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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lol $5000 bond like that means fuck all to him

thedailybeast needs to chill out on how excited they are to see a white male going to jail.

5000 bond like that means fuck all to him

It’s cute you think he’s rich or even has a stable income and doesn’t live off his parents money.

Also being pro mayo out out out.

Lmao youre so fucking retarded if you think he actually has $5k right now.

What is it about rightoids and being grifted so easily?

Lmao youre so fucking retarded if you think he actually has $5k right now.

His parents have $5k. Also you can pay a bondsman 10%. It is a joke amount of a bond.

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Ive never heard of this guy but he's right, you only need to pay 10% of bail to get a bond so this kids parents probably coughed up $500.

I know it’s only 10% for bond but that doesnt mean he has $5k, which the retard I was reply to said was “nothing to him”

COPE

Well, if he's got shit credit and 0 dollars in the bank but has parents with money, 5k still probably means nothing to him.

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Well he sounds like a real go-getter.

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Buttplug, it's spelled Buttplug. I have no idea about any of this though, I guess I need to be more online.

two unrelated things:

Wohl being an idiot.

$5000 bail bond being basically nothing.

Yeah, the NFA also banned him for life for being a dipshit.

Wohl is likely one of the dumbest criminals in US history tbh.

Let's hope his bussy gets destroyed in prison

You’re right, the local TDS community is really trying to make this bigger than it actually is.

Wohl’s still a retard, though.

Prosecutors recommended $5,000 bonds for both Wohl and Johnson.

That's like misdemeanor bail levels.

not only are they arresting him, they're also publicly roasting him for being poor

pretty based tbh

Securities fraud at 17 isn’t quite selling crack cocaine.

It's way less cool. Like if he sold crack at 17 he could tell great stories of hard times and how he turned his life around and all.

Securities fraud at 17, since this kid doesn't seem like an investing or financial savant, is something so lame nobody wants to hear about but I'm sure you have to disclose on some form if you want an investing account like you're a financial pedophile.

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"A genius on par with Mozart"

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This guy fails at everything he does. I could not imagine a parent being more disappointing in a child than this failed abortion.