Once again, just call polyamory what it is "wanting to have a fuck buddy".
All these extra steps to try and make it more than that smacks of tumblr-esque "genders". Stop trying to re-invent the wheel you cucks, and just acknowledge that everyone enjoys getting some strange once in awhile. Lean into your slut phase and stop acting like you're some misunderstood minority holy fuck.
pretty much everything that gets posted here is bait but they do such a good job of swallowing it up
that sub is like a long-term multi-subject science experiment in testing how far people can go to make completely ridiculous sentiments seem mature and reasonable
that sub is like a long-term multi-subject science experiment in testing how far people can go to make completely ridiculous sentiments seem mature and reasonable
She has now asked to borrow my bed while I’m at home with my parents. I said “fine, as long as you don’t have sex on it.” She said: “unlikely as I now have a monogamous boyfriend.”
Not just monogamous with a chad, banging chad on the doormat's bed. Lmao.
After they get done banging, this dude probably walks into the room with a tray going "Cigarettes, cigars, drinks, rose for the lady?" like the pill-box girls do out in Vegas at the casinos.
She did leave me after I asked for exclusivity a second time though...
LMFAO he asked her to be exclusive, she left him and became exclusive with Chad, and this is after she fucked his friend. I said it before, the entire front page of r/poly can be summed up as, "why do I constantly feel like shit?"
I love how these people are doing things that are terrible for society—to say nothing of themselves—and they are like they are more advanced as a result and we should thank them for it.
I met two at my job. My job had a shit ton of diversity and attracted a lot of left leaning people and ideologies. It was a husband and wife. Both would dye their hair and both were mayo. The dude was insufferable and basically the comic book guy from the Simpsons. He would get into weird nerd arguments with people about whatever thing that they were watching or reading.
The chick was professional at work so I don’t know what she was like personally. They had a polyamorous relationship but it was more like a polyandrous one. His personality repelled most women in their circle and the ones that looked past that would be vetoes by the chick. And like the stereotype most of her conquests were black males but sometimes she would bang other white chicks.
I unfortunately learned way to much about their personal life and they weren’t even in my department.
Dude has the body shape of the comic book guy but he has short hair that is usually died blue or purple and he has a goatee. She looks like a fatter Lena Dunham with blue hair that the color is fading. Both wear glasses.
She didn't change. She wasn't into OP, so she used the hip excuse of being ~polyamorous~ so she can find a man she liked better than OP while still using him for his comfort, company, and likely money before she could secure some other guy's commitment that she actually cared about.
Now she found a guy she actually cares about, so she suddenly doesn't require all these other men she needed before with OP.
She used OP, and it's fine for him to be upset about being used. He's allowed to feel upset, women aren't paragons of perfection, they do bad things. This is one of them.
If you're in a relationship that just means you need to spitroast the twink you brought home and take turns on each end. The mere use of the word 'poly' is the red flag.
Poly is basically the foid version of successful businessmen having side women in the 50’s. The only difference is that they usually kept things physical and stayed with the wife because men are overly sentimental.
The women now are just 100% upgrading and tossing the old BFs like dog shit flavored lollipops.
What's drama it's that cuck sub doesn't seems so much fake and gay. For every larping person there's like two real moids who actually get cheated on. And people in the sub call it a way of life. That's dramatic but it's also kind of funny tbh.
> There is no right or wrong here, but you are wasting emotional energy. She's your ex. Worry about the new people in your life. What your ex is doing has absolutely nothing to do with you and doesn't impact you in a real-world way.
I feel like most poly advocates are borderline psychopaths or nihilists robots. "Doesn't impact you in a real-world way" I guess a broken heart and self-esteem image doesn't count because it's not a "real-world" way.
Polyamorous people are just people who got bored of fucking their partner but are too chickenshit to be alone and break up with them so they convince their partner to let them go fuck someone else until they are able to find a fuck buddy who wants to be monogamous.
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4 wokeaspie 2019-09-05
Poly drama is best drama
1 jubbergun 2019-09-05
It has a certain appeal, but it's predictable as hell. It's like watching It's a Wonderful Life every Christmas: stale but somehow still enjoyable.
4 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
Once again, just call polyamory what it is "wanting to have a fuck buddy".
All these extra steps to try and make it more than that smacks of tumblr-esque "genders". Stop trying to re-invent the wheel you cucks, and just acknowledge that everyone enjoys getting some strange once in awhile. Lean into your slut phase and stop acting like you're some misunderstood minority holy fuck.
2 dmc_009 2019-09-05
well said
2 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-09-05
pretty much everything that gets posted here is bait but they do such a good job of swallowing it up
that sub is like a long-term multi-subject science experiment in testing how far people can go to make completely ridiculous sentiments seem mature and reasonable
1 TheFerrret 2019-09-05
Shhh
4 drippingfromtripping 2019-09-05
only guy telling OP the truth is getting downvoted
1 Bussy_Galore 2019-09-05
What you expect? The place is a temple to C O P E.
3 zanaab 2019-09-05
Deja vu
3 wow___justwow 2019-09-05
Not just monogamous with a chad, banging chad on the doormat's bed. Lmao.
4 MoistLanguage 2019-09-05
How is that NOT prime tier cuckholdry?
2 wokeaspie 2019-09-05
Technically they're not together anymore, so he's been downgraded to Beta Orbiter. My man needs to get on with the murder suicide.
2 MoistLanguage 2019-09-05
It's the most dignified thing to do at this point
2 ArlenBilldozer 2019-09-05
After they get done banging, this dude probably walks into the room with a tray going "Cigarettes, cigars, drinks, rose for the lady?" like the pill-box girls do out in Vegas at the casinos.
1 wokeaspie 2019-09-05
Good bit imo
1 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
It's even more cucked than having a daughter
4 trexmundi 2019-09-05
Are we sure someone isn't getting off to writing this?
1 wokeaspie 2019-09-05
I'm sure as hell getting off to reading it. Btw, lotion + mineral oil is a truly magical combination.
2 _narrows 2019-09-05
This nigga some finna antique dinette
1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-09-05
Whom do you imagine yourself?
4 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2019-09-05
He imagines himself as the bed
3 wokeaspie 2019-09-05
me_irl
1 [deleted] 2019-09-05
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3 Platycel 2019-09-05
The foid.
2 The_Pandemonium 2019-09-05
LMFAO he asked her to be exclusive, she left him and became exclusive with Chad, and this is after she fucked his friend. I said it before, the entire front page of r/poly can be summed up as, "why do I constantly feel like shit?"
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-05
Yep, another troll post lmao.
2 aonome 2019-09-05
They always use the "h" word like wokies use the "v" word
1 trexmundi 2019-09-05
Pretty much nothing in these people's lives is healthy. From their relationships to their cholesterol.
1 SamManilla 2019-09-05
Voting?
1 aonome 2019-09-05
"valid"
Like, "you're valid"
1 redditwenttoshit_ 2019-09-05
Am i also valid?
4 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-05
No
1 CB1100Rider 2019-09-05
I love how these people are doing things that are terrible for society—to say nothing of themselves—and they are like they are more advanced as a result and we should thank them for it.
2 Boywithpants 2019-09-05
Lol he posted to inceltears and nice guys 🤣
1 yangpede 2019-09-05
Can't be a real person. Every stereotype the incels throw out at these people seems to be accurate.
6 Platycel 2019-09-05
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
3 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-09-05
I met two at my job. My job had a shit ton of diversity and attracted a lot of left leaning people and ideologies. It was a husband and wife. Both would dye their hair and both were mayo. The dude was insufferable and basically the comic book guy from the Simpsons. He would get into weird nerd arguments with people about whatever thing that they were watching or reading.
The chick was professional at work so I don’t know what she was like personally. They had a polyamorous relationship but it was more like a polyandrous one. His personality repelled most women in their circle and the ones that looked past that would be vetoes by the chick. And like the stereotype most of her conquests were black males but sometimes she would bang other white chicks.
I unfortunately learned way to much about their personal life and they weren’t even in my department.
1 forseti911 2019-09-05
How attractive were these people?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-09-05
Dude has the body shape of the comic book guy but he has short hair that is usually died blue or purple and he has a goatee. She looks like a fatter Lena Dunham with blue hair that the color is fading. Both wear glasses.
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2 truuy 2019-09-05
Incels may be pathetic losers, but that doesn't mean they're wrong about lots of stuff.
2 Black_Bird_Cloud 2019-09-05
poly is the new clownworld and I'm not even mad. Look at them, the majestic beasts.
2 SalmonTolkien 2019-09-05
Internet Sex Weirdos are so fucking entertaining. I'm so thankful they're shameless enough to talk about their shit in public like this.
2 error404brain 2019-09-05
Polyamory can work. Polyamory with a redditor involved can't. CMV.
1 _narrows 2019-09-05
No it can’t.
My work here is done.
2 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
It works perfectly if you are a woman
1 _narrows 2019-09-05
Everything works if you’ve got house odds.
1 jubbergun 2019-09-05
N O P E
1 error404brain 2019-09-05
lmao, of course it can, wife swapping has been done since the neolithic.
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2 SoupboneSaul 2019-09-05
Needless to say this post got downvoted.
2 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
Blasphemy, this is madness.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-05
Take as old as time itself
1 -M-o-X- 2019-09-05
Using the poly sub is cheating, op.
7 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
Uhhhh there's no "cheating" in poly get your shit straight.
3 throwaway_at_ 2019-09-05
There’s only cheating in poly.
4 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
Ain't no cheating when you're just fuck buddies.
2 throwaway_at_ 2019-09-05
Convincing your moid to go poly for the “health of the relationship” is cheating.
Im gay but if my bf told me he wanted to be poly I would tell him to fuck off and go be poly with some other dude.
1 I_Never_Use_Slash_S 2019-09-05
He gets to go have sex with someone that’s not you? That’ll teach him!
2 throwaway_at_ 2019-09-05
He would never have sex with me again so I’m sure he would learn what it’s like to not have this dick in his ass.
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2019-09-05
Based and gaychadpilled
1 trexmundi 2019-09-05
If you're in a relationship that just means you need to spitroast the twink you brought home and take turns on each end. The mere use of the word 'poly' is the red flag.
1 Lady_Has_Needs 2019-09-05
Dudes*
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-09-05
How the fuck did you dig up this comment?
1 [deleted] 2019-09-05
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1 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
Why are pathetic people always asking for permission to be upset?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-09-05
Because it’s not “woke” for men to be upset by things women do because it invalidates the woman’s right to choose.
4 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
Am I allowed to be upset by that?
3 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-09-05
...
3 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-09-05
Men showing their feelings to a woman is emotional labor and she isn't your therapist!
1 ffbtaw2 2019-09-05
Your male fragility is showing
1 CB1100Rider 2019-09-05
It’s 👏 Not 👏 my 👏 job 👏 to 👏 educate 👏 you! 👏
1 chimpan_z 2019-09-05
Literally nonstop cuckposting. Truly rdrama has embraced conservative praxis.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-05
Poly is basically the foid version of successful businessmen having side women in the 50’s. The only difference is that they usually kept things physical and stayed with the wife because men are overly sentimental.
The women now are just 100% upgrading and tossing the old BFs like dog shit flavored lollipops.
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1 nomad1c 2019-09-05
The Sum of All Fears
1 fakeandgay-bot 2019-09-05
What's drama it's that cuck sub doesn't seems so much fake and gay. For every larping person there's like two real moids who actually get cheated on. And people in the sub call it a way of life. That's dramatic but it's also kind of funny tbh.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-09-05
She wasn't ready for the beta bucks yet, only alpha fucks.
1 Spysix 2019-09-05
> There is no right or wrong here, but you are wasting emotional energy. She's your ex. Worry about the new people in your life. What your ex is doing has absolutely nothing to do with you and doesn't impact you in a real-world way.
I feel like most poly advocates are borderline psychopaths or nihilists robots. "Doesn't impact you in a real-world way" I guess a broken heart and self-esteem image doesn't count because it's not a "real-world" way.
2 Chrissy42 2019-09-05
It doesn't count because he is a man.
1 Lysis10 2019-09-05
Polyamorous people are just people who got bored of fucking their partner but are too chickenshit to be alone and break up with them so they convince their partner to let them go fuck someone else until they are able to find a fuck buddy who wants to be monogamous.