thats what gives the spice some zest, when some dorky virgin comes up and goes '''excuee me--- i have 19 peer reviewed studies showing that small bodies of water can't be af--''' yawn
The patriarchy doesn't want you to know about zodiac powers because they know that only a woman can tap into that force with their DEEP WOMANLY WITCHCRAFT.
You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.
I hate this because it's so colossally anthropocentric, do people truly believe that the existence of a large moon just happens to perfectly suit the needs of earthly life? Do they not realise we're suited for it BECAUSE WE'VE EVOLVED TO BE?
It's a hypothesis and nothing more. The fact remains that prokaryotic life probably existed through the late heavy bombardment in some subterranean form, which - despite the moons existence at the time - was still extremely severe. It seems the thermochemical conditions on Earth are so conducive to the development of life that only the complete liquefaction of the crust could eliminate it once it took hold, which would require an impactor of planetary scale. Even if the moon had never been formed, I believe earthly life is a near certainty.
The presence of such a large moon is one of the most unique things about Earth though. I'm gonna try to not commit suicide for a few decades so I can hear when we get some data from exoplanets and find out just how unusual a big moon is.
Tbf the moon keeps the Earth pretty stable and not wobbling as much. Evolution would have taken a different course to survive the unpredictable seasons and humans as we know them wouldn’t be around without the moon probably.
Jupiter does have a lot of influence on asteroids, comets, etc. Its massive gravity well leads to routine impact events (~200x more than Earth) that would be life-ending if they had hit Earth, like the Shoemaker-Levy comet that released about 6 teratons of TNT equivalent when it impacted Jupiter in 1994.
Overall, Jupiter's influence might skew towards beneficial for Earth life, though that remains contentious.
But yeah. That's not what these astrology weirdos are talking about at all. Oh my god I can't stand astrology.
Twitter was a mistake. It allows these people to congregate. We need an ideological cleansing. Preferably concentration camps, and a final solution type thing.
One time on vacation in Paris a gypsy foid pinched my arm real hard in an effort to grab onto me after I refused her money. I felt a bit of fash rising within me lol.
Oh, definitely not. Burgerland has two party and one of them like mexicans. There are no party that like gypsies in yurop. None. Everyone, from the literal commies to the fash hate them.
Makes sense. Even before there was agriculture the ability to track seasons was vitally important. If you look to the East each morning, right before the Sun makes it impossible to see stars, you'll see new constellations rise seemingly from behind the sun.
Right now, Orion is visible just before dawn. Haven't seen it since the start of summer. It's easy to imagine how people would attach meaning to that - it literally does have meaning (it just doesn't mean you should break up with your boyfriend, or whatever).
Chinese girls all believe in their own version of the zodiac which is all tigers and snakes and rats and everyone in Asia thinks that you can't date someone unless your blood types match or some shit. That last one was apparently invented by Jap facists during WW2.
thinks that you can't date someone unless your blood types match or some shit. That last one was apparently invented by Jap facists during WW2.
thats such a bizzare one too. like at least with astrology there should be a roughly equal percentage of people for each sign. but with blood, 90% of people have 3 blood types, and then only .5% of the population have 3 other blood types.
Total crap obviously but it doesn't even scan with the 1920s origins of the theory which started with a report made by the Japanese army on various ethnic groups in Japan and Taiwan (which was then under Japanese rule).
I knew this Iranian chick who would look at her horoscope but I think that was probably motivated on some level by her being a nationalist and resenting the Islamic regime's attempts to suppress their her country's culture. At least I want to believe that because she's cute.
I mean there is a chance that she could be a functional lawyer. I have seen people who had a doctorate in the medical field that couldnt even drive a car for example.
The moon rules our emotions whole the sun controls our inspiration and fun fact the moon reflects light and energy to the sun so if it wasnt for the moon there wouldnt be a bright sun. Moonlight is stronger in energy so those plp who dont know shit needs to go back to studying
My wife’s grandma took a Tarot reading of all the candidates in the 2016 election and voted based on that. Surprisingly, she still won’t tell us who she voted for. Mayos were a mistake.
When a white foid kills someone's dog with a shovel she'll say something like "welp I guess this happened because I'm a Caprisun and today's a Thursday hihi" and think that's a valid excuse
Data were gathered in a large metropolitan area over a period of one year as to nine categories of 34,318 criminal offenses committed during the phases of the full moon and non full moon. It was found that the eight categories of rape, robbery and assault, burglary, larceny and theft, auto theft, offenses against family and children, drunkenness, and disorderly conduct occurred significantly more frequently during the full moon phase than at other times of the year. Only the category of homicide did not occur more frequently during the full moon phase. The results support further exploration and research related to cosmic influences on man's behavior.
That's funny, especially considering Katie Bouman was touted as the posterwoman for the black hole when there were countless other people from countless other countries who put in 100x more work than she even did.
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1 trappysaruh 2019-09-05
people just want to believe in harmless fun bullshit to add some spice to the dullness that is modern life, hth
3 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-09-05
Those people are retarded once they act sanctimonious about it
5 trappysaruh 2019-09-05
thats what gives the spice some zest, when some dorky virgin comes up and goes '''excuee me--- i have 19 peer reviewed studies showing that small bodies of water can't be af--''' yawn
4 centrist_btw 2019-09-05
"no being retarded is good actually" - your mind on HRT
2 trappysaruh 2019-09-05
posting boring twitter hags for cringe points - exciting content for 74 year old mayos
4 Hamalama 2019-09-05
Traps ur coping for the most Mayo shit of all, new age hippy bullshit
1 trappysaruh 2019-09-05
thats what makes it fun
1 [deleted] 2019-09-05
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1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-09-05
k
3 ObjectiveSuspect 2019-09-05
Genocide twitter users.
1 thecheeriocult 2019-09-05
Send them off to camps when?
2 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-09-05
Literally blaming a rock in space for their failures.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-05
When you externalize your locus of control so far it’s interplanetary
1 Martijn_de_Oud 2019-09-05
But if the moon pulls me up, then how is my life steadily going downhill?
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-09-05
Is it that odd that people that think a rock in space is alive would think other space rocks are also magical?
2 MG87 2019-09-05
Fucking white people
1 lolcows63 2019-09-05
fucking cumskins
2 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
The patriarchy doesn't want you to know about zodiac powers because they know that only a woman can tap into that force with their DEEP WOMANLY WITCHCRAFT.
Please educate yourselves at /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
2 WistopherWalken 2019-09-05
This is happening because the government puts dumb bitch juice in our water supply.
2 collectijism 2019-09-05
Imagine thinking that the only women scientist in history curry wasnt just passing off her husbands work.
1 Redactor0 2019-09-05
Imagine rightoid seriousposting here while Jane Goodall at your age was making Earth-shattering discoveries about what it means to be human.
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-09-05
good shitpost
1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-05
You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-05
Rosland Franklin here BTFO
1 Pipewrecker 2019-09-05
https://imgur.com/a/Smy0gKx
Btfo mooncels.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-05
https://twitter.com/thepeonyfox/status/1168965767037165568
not to sound hysterical but humanity really was a mistake
2 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-09-05
Who said we need the moon to live? Do these foids just whip facts into existence?
3 Azothlike 2019-09-05
some retarded TA overstating the ecological importance of tides probably
2 Rentokill_boy 2019-09-05
I hate this because it's so colossally anthropocentric, do people truly believe that the existence of a large moon just happens to perfectly suit the needs of earthly life? Do they not realise we're suited for it BECAUSE WE'VE EVOLVED TO BE?
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-09-05
There's a hypothesis that without the moon life would likely have been erased by meteorite showers at some point.
3 TothB 2019-09-05
I mean it's an objective fact that jupiter and the moon both play a role in reducing the number of asteroids that hit earth.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-05
Truly we are in the worst timeline
2 serialflamingo 2019-09-05
Based and negutilitarianpilled
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-09-05
And we would have deserved it. Fuck this stupid Moon.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-09-05
It's a hypothesis and nothing more. The fact remains that prokaryotic life probably existed through the late heavy bombardment in some subterranean form, which - despite the moons existence at the time - was still extremely severe. It seems the thermochemical conditions on Earth are so conducive to the development of life that only the complete liquefaction of the crust could eliminate it once it took hold, which would require an impactor of planetary scale. Even if the moon had never been formed, I believe earthly life is a near certainty.
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-09-05
I don't believe it either
1 ClickHereToREEEEE 2019-09-05
The earth didn’t always have a moon, it was likely created by a huge meteor strike and there was life on the planet before the moon existed.
1 Chumptron 2019-09-05
Yeah but that life was like anaerobic prokaryotes who didnt give a shit about whether the moon existed or not
2 ReBurnInator 2019-09-05
tbh I don't give a shit about the moon, either
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-09-05
Highly unlikely there was any life on earth in the period before the impact which created the moon
1 Redactor0 2019-09-05
The presence of such a large moon is one of the most unique things about Earth though. I'm gonna try to not commit suicide for a few decades so I can hear when we get some data from exoplanets and find out just how unusual a big moon is.
2 Higev 2019-09-05
Tbf the moon keeps the Earth pretty stable and not wobbling as much. Evolution would have taken a different course to survive the unpredictable seasons and humans as we know them wouldn’t be around without the moon probably.
Irregardless though fuck astrology retards.
2 dreamedifice 2019-09-05
Jupiter does have a lot of influence on asteroids, comets, etc. Its massive gravity well leads to routine impact events (~200x more than Earth) that would be life-ending if they had hit Earth, like the Shoemaker-Levy comet that released about 6 teratons of TNT equivalent when it impacted Jupiter in 1994.
Overall, Jupiter's influence might skew towards beneficial for Earth life, though that remains contentious.
But yeah. That's not what these astrology weirdos are talking about at all. Oh my god I can't stand astrology.
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-09-05
Humanity is fine. You should just have to pass a test to use a keyboard.
1 thecheeriocult 2019-09-05
Twitter was a mistake. It allows these people to congregate. We need an ideological cleansing. Preferably concentration camps, and a final solution type thing.
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1 forseti911 2019-09-05
Hoping an asteroid hits us tbh.
0 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-05
Looks like someone never read the sequels to 2001: A Space Odyssey 🙄
1 heretobefriends 2019-09-05
Reminder that the noble European people were woke to the delicate balance of fluids before (((they))) set our science back thousands of years.
2 Rentokill_boy 2019-09-05
bring back four-humourposting
1 Brad_Bradshaw 2019-09-05
Haven't you played Wolfenstein? All major scientific inventions were made by secret (((organizations))) and stolen/leaked by others.
1 Matues49 2019-09-05
Oh the caucacity...
3 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
Really though does anyone besides white foids give a shit about zodiac signs?
4 Black_Bird_Cloud 2019-09-05
yes, the people trying to take money from mayo foids
3 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
Ahhh yes those (((people))).
Also gypsies. Is there an (((echo))) equivalent for gypsies?
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-09-05
🔮🔮🔮Romani Ethnicity🔮🔮🔮
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-05
🔮🔮🔮gypsy🔮🔮🔮
1 queerjihad 2019-09-05
Yeah, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳those people🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-09-05
Gypsies... aka Europe's mexicans.
3 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-05
trump rallies like mexicans more than europeans like gypsies
3 ShillSchiller 2019-09-05
One time on vacation in Paris a gypsy foid pinched my arm real hard in an effort to grab onto me after I refused her money. I felt a bit of fash rising within me lol.
1 collectijism 2019-09-05
Was this before or after with the hooker you banged?
1 ShillSchiller 2019-09-05
Implying I'd willingly touch gussy, lmao
1 error404brain 2019-09-05
Oh, definitely not. Burgerland has two party and one of them like mexicans. There are no party that like gypsies in yurop. None. Everyone, from the literal commies to the fash hate them.
1 soapsudss43 2019-09-05
Ms.Cleo was just getting reparations
1 Al_Simmons 2019-09-05
Ring in to see your star sign forecast, only $9.99 a second!
3 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-05
Ironically, zodiac based beliefs are literally the oldest religion on earth. Hell, even Christianity gets a fuckton of content from it
6 variedpageants 2019-09-05
Makes sense. Even before there was agriculture the ability to track seasons was vitally important. If you look to the East each morning, right before the Sun makes it impossible to see stars, you'll see new constellations rise seemingly from behind the sun.
Right now, Orion is visible just before dawn. Haven't seen it since the start of summer. It's easy to imagine how people would attach meaning to that - it literally does have meaning (it just doesn't mean you should break up with your boyfriend, or whatever).
1 RedditAccount57 2019-09-05
And horses were the most important means of land transport for 5,000 years.
But only one demographic gives a fuck about them today.
2 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-05
Two demographics*
Horses are fucking delicious
1 spacetimeismygame 2019-09-05
Turkmens?
3 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-05
used to hang out with a black girl who would never shut up about signs and shit
she was culturally pretty white tho so 💁
3 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-05
Hawt
3 Fascisteen 2019-09-05
Was this the girl you hanged out with?
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-05
holy shit that actually looks a lot like her 😨
i mean it's not but they have exactly the same hair and similar body shape
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-09-05
That doesn't look 'pretty white' to me
At all
5 Fascisteen 2019-09-05
She's not white, she's culturally white. Hence being fucked by a dog.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-05
ya ^ exactly
honestly that seems like some shit she'd have did
2 ManchurianCandidate7 2019-09-05
Anecdotally, I noticed a fair amount of black women into Zodiacs too.
2 specialdialingwand1 2019-09-05
foids gonna foid
1 lolcows63 2019-09-05
so a klondike
3 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-05
Chinese girls all believe in their own version of the zodiac which is all tigers and snakes and rats and everyone in Asia thinks that you can't date someone unless your blood types match or some shit. That last one was apparently invented by Jap facists during WW2.
3 JustLions 2019-09-05
There's actually depressed birth rates during unlucky years.
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-09-05
thats such a bizzare one too. like at least with astrology there should be a roughly equal percentage of people for each sign. but with blood, 90% of people have 3 blood types, and then only .5% of the population have 3 other blood types.
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-05
I found this run down of the idea as it's applied nowadays:
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/japanese-blood-type/
Total crap obviously but it doesn't even scan with the 1920s origins of the theory which started with a report made by the Japanese army on various ethnic groups in Japan and Taiwan (which was then under Japanese rule).
2 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-09-05
probably Ted Cruz
1 aqouta 2019-09-05
The Japans are all about blood type iirc
1 LightUmbra 2019-09-05
A good number of black women do too. Probably some gay dudes too.
1 serialflamingo 2019-09-05
I thought the gays were doing it as a bit but someone genuinely blocked me on grindr once when I told him i was a gemini lol
2 LightUmbra 2019-09-05
That's pretty gay of him.
1 serialflamingo 2019-09-05
It'd have been gayer if he let me fuck him 😒
1 LightUmbra 2019-09-05
Yeah that sounds really gay.
1 loli_esports 2019-09-05
imagine being 2 instead of being a fish
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-09-05
I think there's some male feminists getting into it these days to prove how not sexist they are.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-05
Curries do, but it's like easternized and like there are people who study that shit for a living and are called when the baby is born and shit.
1 preserved_fish 2019-09-05
Isaac Newton
1 Lysis10 2019-09-05
Jamaicans
1 BoxxyFoxxy 2019-09-05
Few things make moids seethe as much as zodiac.
1 Pepperglue 2019-09-05
Asians are not only into zodiac signs, we are also into blood types and our yearly animal stuff.
1 Redactor0 2019-09-05
I knew this Iranian chick who would look at her horoscope but I think that was probably motivated on some level by her being a nationalist and resenting the Islamic regime's attempts to suppress their her country's culture. At least I want to believe that because she's cute.
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-09-05
Zoroaster btfo
2 BurgerLaowai 2019-09-05
Her pronouns are:
Lu/na/tic
1 koishiacute 2019-09-05
what do those words even mean?
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1 Zero5urvivers 2019-09-05
We are fucked
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-05
If you think thats bad, keep in mind that this strong, brave womyn is studying to be an attorney
But surely legal paperwork is easier to work with than an understanding of tidal forces
2 wsbking 2019-09-05
You literally wouldn’t believe how fucking retarded law students can be.
1 trexmundi 2019-09-05
Guessing they don't get any smarter than they are as undergrads.
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-09-05
They're stupid enough to go into law, so I'm less surprised than you might think.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-09-05
Getting a law degree is already a stupid decision for like 80% of students
2 Zero5urvivers 2019-09-05
I mean there is a chance that she could be a functional lawyer. I have seen people who had a doctorate in the medical field that couldnt even drive a car for example.
2 Curious_Landscape 2019-09-05
Have you not learned anything from Ben Carson?
1 lolcows63 2019-09-05
People study law because they want to make money and suck at STEM its not really that surprising
1 zanaab 2019-09-05
she is controlled by the moon becuase her head is 100% water
1 TrollFarm4 2019-09-05
This person votes.
2 gunowner63 2019-09-05
That's why solar panels work best at night.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-05
You get the best tans during the middle of the night
2 BrometheusPound 2019-09-05
My wife’s grandma took a Tarot reading of all the candidates in the 2016 election and voted based on that. Surprisingly, she still won’t tell us who she voted for. Mayos were a mistake.
2 queerjihad 2019-09-05
GUSSY LOVERS OUT OUT OUT THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE JANNIES HELP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2 trexmundi 2019-09-05
This is r/drama, you can safetly assume that it's a sissyboi in a rubber maid dress.
2 loli_esports 2019-09-05
Trans wife
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-09-05
RNG or SKT at worlds?
1 loli_esports 2019-09-05
omega yike. in this house we understand tarik 2 major s1mple 0
1 PvtMcNuggets 2019-09-05
Look man, I don’t appreciate these personal attacks, and I’d like you to stop bullying my pickem choices. Thanks.
1 loli_esports 2019-09-05
well i'm not getting diamond either, i had liquid to beat ast
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-09-05
I hope your wife's son is mixed
2 L13utenant 2019-09-05
Based retard.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-05
They should be euthanized before they can procreate.
1 thecheeriocult 2019-09-05
We need to place twitter users in concentration camps.
2 ShillSchiller 2019-09-05
When are we gonna get the Mommy Milkers photoshoot for that?
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-09-05
wtf is wrong with ceddit and removeddit?
1 OgreTheRainbow_ 2019-09-05
White women were a mistake
1 Noisy_Corgi 2019-09-05
I love everything about that tweet.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-09-05
Luckily, it does not make a difference if a ticket scientist or a witch foid votes for either democrats or republicans.
In the end you might as well flip a coin.
1 ATF_snek_stepper 2019-09-05
Poe's law is too strong with this one
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-09-05
What kind of dog do you think she has?
1 HyperIceCube 2019-09-05
Throw all of twitter away holy shit
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-09-05
If her and Tariq got into a battle it would cause a wokeness psychic backlash that would leave a smoldering crater 50 miles wide in the Earth.
1 queerjihad 2019-09-05
When a white foid kills someone's dog with a shovel she'll say something like "welp I guess this happened because I'm a Caprisun and today's a Thursday hihi" and think that's a valid excuse
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-05
You're implying that it's not a valid excuse lmao at your life
1 OuttaTheSideHatch 2019-09-05
Thanks for posting this. I had to see it for myself. It's as retarded as you'd think.
1 _narrows 2019-09-05
Bring back domestic abuse
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-09-05
1 VeryMuchDownbeat 2019-09-05
People go outside more when it's bright out. Shocker.
1 AndreClemente 2019-09-05
Well, i do feel fatter during full moons.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-09-05
If she was fat, I'd say some snarky remark that she has the mass of the world's oceans in her ass, or something.
1 BesaKamel 2019-09-05
Are we more mean today?
1 NMJ87 2019-09-05
Uhh... It DEFINITELY has an effect on us.
Not quite in the ways she thinks I'm sure though.
1 lickedTators 2019-09-05
Truth
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-05
Tfw your cucumbers start acting funny
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1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-09-05
damn, people believe in the mbti and the world hasn't ended yet. calm down.
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1 RadCentrist 2019-09-05
After the Enlightenment men pretty much abandoned astrology but for some reason so many women just can't let it go hundreds of years later.
1 OceanGeese 2019-09-05
None of the pleople replying to that tweet are scientists, that is for sure.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-09-05
A glass of water is 100% water, how you gonna tell me it's unaffected by the moon?
1 azsedrftu 2019-09-05
That's funny, especially considering Katie Bouman was touted as the posterwoman for the black hole when there were countless other people from countless other countries who put in 100x more work than she even did.
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