Man who has never worked a day in his life defends shooting unarmed cops in the back 17x in a row

121  2019-09-06 by FearOfBees

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Pizza is a little bitch with tiny retarded balls and penis

so rude

I thought you died

i rose again

Point out the inaccuracy or you will have retarded balls for 7 years

Pure projection you insignificant worm.

Suck my smart fat balls idiot

Do you do most of your thinking with your shriveled testicles or did you mean to say “small”?

My balls are smart not retarded like yours, retard balls

If you have brain tissue growing in your balls I think you should have someone check that out.

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Man this is great I wish i was drunk I'd enjoy this witty banter even moar

Pizzashill Acolyte? Lmao you dont have any acolytes you brainlet tard

What the fuck are you taking about you early onset dementia case?

Your monglet attempt at an anagram you freak

Apophenia is a symptom of schizophrenia, you should really speak to a mental health specialist.

Making secret alts is also a symptom of schizophrenia, but considering you're already a full blown schizoid, you're too far gone for any specialists.

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Lmao a cop tried to fight me when I was 13 and got put down and had to threaten to tase me to make me get in his car.

I don't know where you guys get this shit, cops are a meme, they can't fight, they can't run, they can't shoot.

they're massive memes.

true story

I beat up four cops at once with my numchuks. And kicks.

lol this pussy needed weapons to beat up cops

To be fair it was primarily a kick-based beating.

Same thing happened 2 me then I became batman tho

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No fucking way, a terminally online manchild notorious for bad takes based purely in facts and logic has another bad take?

Christ I miss Jewdank every fucking day. At least she was strung out and fun.

She showed her tattooed anus, which is way beyond pizza. Maybe if he posted pictures of his retard dick at the end of his novels people would care

Pics of the anal ink or it didn’t happen

link?

Jewdank might have seemed fun, watching her spin and flame out all over reddit, but you didn’t have to live with her at the end of the day and deal with the fallout.

... did you...?

No, not me. Someone did though.

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Its sweet you think she has a partner

Wat

Did he die where did he go?

"the guy who literally shot a cop 10 seconds ago and is still holding a gun in his hand shouldn't be shot at" is definitely a pizza-tier take

See the cop was a foid, so clearly she deserved death in pizza's mind since she wasn't fucking his micro penis

He was still holding a gun with his hands up lol what kind of retarded justification is that

Cops didn't think someone was recording and thought they could get some street justice, wake me up when the next obvious thing happens

This is a giant authoritarian pigsucking subreddit of course so you'll believe literally anything a pig said while you're gargling their come

Lol he shot an unarmed cop and didn't drop the gun

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Unironical yikes, foid cop got tackled by a single negro instead of just shooting him on the spot. I guess now she will know better and wont have any delusions about dindus.

Cops being sub human filth is an established fact tbh, not really sure what you think you're showing here.

I also don't recall defending the shooting of anything.

Now you're sounding like a mayo foid

Explain to me how a group of people that:

  • legally murders unarmed people.

  • Defends said murderers to the very end.

  • Steals your stuff.

  • Fires into crowds of unarmed children.

  • pulls a gun on people picking up garbage on the side of the road while claiming a garbage claw is a deadly weapon.

  • plants evidence in an effort to cover their asses when it becomes obvious they lied about something.

Is anything other than a legalized street gang? How many shooting videos that directly contradict police reports will you have to see before you accept what they are?

How many babies will have to get flash banged? How many 7 year old girls shot in the face?

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Exactly what I thought.

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How many babies will have to get flash banged? How many 7 year old girls shot in the face?

All of them

At least one more.

It was pretty funny.

legally murders unarmed people.

Fleeing felon rule, it's legal

Defends said murderers to the very end.

It's legal

Steals your stuff.

You mean confiscate? What, take your illegal shit?

Fires into crowds of unarmed children.

The united states is 64th per capita for mass shooting AFTER counting black people and cops haven't increased the amount of fatal deaths

pulls a gun on people picking up garbage on the side of the road while claiming a garbage claw is a deadly weapon.

That sounds fairly retarded but what you're referring to is known as the naxalt fallacy. Aka cherry picking outlier nonsense to "prove" the average person is bad. It's like pointing out murderers exist and then saying children kill just as much as serial killers. It's basically the pibble defense force argument. URRR check out my pibble wearing flowers checkm8 r drama.

plants evidence in an effort to cover their asses when it becomes obvious they lied about something.

Cops are arrested 1100x a year, since there are 710,000 cops. Then that is actually less than regular people. There was like 10m arrests in 2017, since there is over 320m people in the usa that means regular people are actually arrested roughly 20x more than cops.

0.0015% for cops

0.0323% for regular people

Again you're basically using the naxalt fallacy to justify hate towards a group. Again, this is basically the same as calling everyone on the left a commie, everyone on the right a nazi, every pibble violent, all black people criminals, all trannies insane, all muslims evil, etc.

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Fleeing felon rule, it's legal

Really, that's weird, because the cop in question was charged and convicted of murder:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/07/south-carolina-police-officer-murder-charge

So.

You mean confiscate? What, take your illegal shit?

No, I mean the billions of dollars of stuff they have stolen over the year:

https://www.aclu.org/issues/criminal-law-reform/reforming-police-practices/asset-forfeiture-abuse

Which the supreme court ruled on:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/20/us/politics/civil-asset-forfeiture-supreme-court.html

Feel free to go look into the many hundreds of examples of cops stealing large sums of money and other valuables without ever charging someone with a crime.

The united states is 64th per capita for mass shooting AFTER counting black people

A) I don't know what mass shootings have to do with any of this.

B) No, it's not. The academic that came up with that number is a well known fraud, he's a laughing stock. He's been caught fabricating data multiple times.

https://thinkprogress.org/debunking-john-lott-5456e83cf326/

While Lott claims the per capita rate in the United States and Europe are approximately the same, his own data tables tell a different story. Accepting his data at face value, between 2009 and 2015, the United States had 25 mass shootings versus 19 in the E.U. and 24 in Europe as a whole. This comes out as a rate of .078 shootings per million individuals in the United States, .038 for the E.U., and .032 for Europe as a whole. The United States has more than double the mass shooting rate of the E.U. and Europe, directly contradicting Lott’s statements about his own data.

Further, Lott’s carefully crafted criteria to include an incident as a mass shooting is highly suspect. Lott goes to great lengths to exclude mass shootings that are the result of burglaries and gang violence, but he includes terrorist attacks. This choice means that while the Texas biker gang gunfight last summer is excluded in his statistics, the November Paris attacks, which accounted for more than one-third of Europe’s mass shooting fatalities, are included.

However, when scholars study these mass shootings, they frequently exclude terrorist attacks from the analysis, for much the same reason Lott excludes burglaries and gang violence: the motivations are different. When researchers use a more appropriate set of criteria, the chasm between the rate of mass shootings in Europe and the United States widens even further. Researchers can also include all incidents of mass shootings (regardless of motivation) or use complex statistical analysis to determine whether the mass shooting difference between the United States and Europe is significant. The result remains the same — the United States fares far worse.

But again, mass shootings have nothing to do with any argument I've made here.

That sounds fairly retarded but what you're referring to is known as the naxalt fallacy. Aka cherry picking outlier nonsense to "prove" the average person is bad.

Yeah, except US cops are well known for drawing their weapons on people for no relevant reason. And considering you're responding to arguments I never made here after I embarrassed you by pointing out I never even talked about race, are you sure you want to go into fallacies?

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Cops are arrested 1100x a year, since there are 710,000 cops. Then that is actually less than regular people. There was like 10m arrests in 2017, since there is over 320m people in the usa that means regular people are actually arrested roughly 20x more than cops.

What the fuck does this have to do with any argument I've made? The vast majority of cops don't get caught for planting evidence, this is one of the most incoherent arguments I've ever seen. This entire comment is you responding to arguments I never made, and because you didn't answer me:

When did I bring up race?

That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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I'm with ya pizza. ACAB is the only thing the anarchokiddies got right. Some of his other arguments are ok but "cops don't get arrested as much as everyone else" made me laugh my ass off. I don't know why he ended with that retardation.

Also that nigga deserved to get shot.

The "good cops" defend the bad cops, so they're equally as bad.

Regardless of all the shit cops do I've always said that you can just go ahead and assume all cops are bad because non-assholes don't sign up for that job in the first place.

Still tho that nigga deserved to get shot. He shoulda put the gun on the ground before they even got out of their cars if he didn't want to get capped. The only reason he was still holding the gun in the air is to possibly try some cowboy shit. Cops are dumb but they're not that fucking dumb.

Why haven't they legally murdered you yet? Who do I have to gape my anus for?

Does posting retard logic make you feel better about being unemployed?

"Cops are bad because they murder civilians and rob them"

"that's retard logic bro!"

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Yes your logic is ridiculous and any well adjusted adult will see it as that.

"not liking cops because they're bad people is retard logic bro"

Yes, after all cops only shoot and rob poor people, so it really doesn't matter.

Maybe if Americans weren’t retarded and knew how to act right our cops wouldn’t be so eager to kill us.

Yeah, clearly.

cope

So every police force in the world routinely does the things that the Royal Ulster Constabulary did on a bad day in the worst part of the Troubles? I'm just gonna venture a guess that people would probably being doing more than huffing and puffing on social media if that were the case.

Nah, they have good PR with normies. Bootlicking is common.

Bootlicking

This still won't stop you from Reporting it to the police if your pokemon cards get stolen

So they lowered the state's NEET statistics by 1.

You seem to be implying that's a bad thing somehow?

lmao what u gonna do when someones trying to kill u

what u gonna do when somebody steals shit from u

whos gonna interview murderers for the prosecution? of fucking course you're an anarchist you mongoloid

lmao what u gonna do when someones trying to kill u

Defend myself, I'd not take the risk of getting the police involved given their track record of shooting the people that call them.

what u gonna do when somebody steals shit from u

Handle it myself, at no point in my life have the police ever recovered something stolen from me, I've recovered it myself after they fail.

whos gonna interview murderers for the prosecution? of fucking course you're an anarchist you mongoloid

You seem to think I'm saying the police shouldn't exist, this is understandable, you aren't very good at reading. I don't think the police shouldn't exist, what I am saying is currently, US cops are a legalized street gang and the entire system needs massive reforms.

Police unions need to be reined in.

Standards need to go up.

Accountability needs to be present.

Pizza if you're going to keep posting like this I'm going have your e-girlfriend cut off your wow subscription.

And here we see the poverty of the rightoid mind.

When did I bring up racial aspects of police shootings?

You implied they were filth, when stats show otherwise and is largely media nonsense. My above post indicates they commit much less crime than regular people, invalidating your point. You can't do stuff like cherry pick the fbi planting crack on blacks and compare it to regular cops. Yes the government does bad shit everyone knows this.

I don't defend

You explicitly said he shouldn't have been shot. Under the law which you clearly don't understand, they had no reason to not shoot him other than personal mercy. He had already attempted to murder a female unarmed cop and refused to drop the gun. He should have dropped it the second they rolled up. There's no logical reason he would hold onto it unless he was going to use it on the cops. According to the video he had OVER 15 seconds to drop the damn weapon before they even asked. The law states you can fire on anyone who you deem a dangerous felon. If a felon runs you can LITERALLY shoot them as they run away unarmed in the back. Obviously letting serial killers and cop killers get away is bad, you nigger.

You implied they were filth, when stats show otherwise and is largely media nonsense.

Cops are sub-human filth.

My above post indicates they commit much less crime than regular people, invalidating your point.

You linked me a paper on racial shooting statistics. What does that have to do with anything I said?

You can't do stuff like cherry pick the fbi planting crack on blacks and compare it to regular cops. Yes the government does bad shit everyone knows this.

Yeah, of course, when you provide examples of the police breaking the law it doesn't count.

You explicitly said he shouldn't have been shot.

I said they shot someone with his hands up, in under 2 seconds. That's not me "defending" any actions he took.

There's no logical reason he would hold onto it unless he was going to use it on the cops.

Except, you know, he's likely just an idiot and didn't think of it, putting your hands up is a sign of surrender.

According to the video he had OVER 15 seconds to drop the damn weapon before they even asked. T

They fired like 1 second after saying drop the gun.

The law states you can fire on anyone who you deem a dangerous felon. If a felon runs you can LITERALLY shoot them as they run away unarmed in the back. Obviously letting serial killers and cop killers get away is bad, you nigger.

You seem to be confused here. When I said "shoot unarmed people 8 times in the back" it had nothing to do with this case. I'm talking about cops in general. You seem to have some very serious reading problems.

So again: What do racial shooting statistics have to do with any point I made?

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> calling people sub human filth

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> FUCK RIGHTOIDS

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Cops are sub-human, rightoids are just idiots.

i thought it was rightoids are sub-human, cops are idiots

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either way, its fucking stupid to say acab cos some cops are bad. im sure youve argued with a right winger before about muslim terror stats or transgender statistics, and pointed out that the vast majority are normal/non degenerate/etc

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