Dave "literal garbage" Chappelle - /r/moviescirclejerk finds time in their busy schedule to not enjoy movies to not enjoy stand up comedy

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Nice try. Those poor mcjers just got kamikazed and have no idea what is going on in their thread rn.

Inshallah

Also a 5 11 female incel chapo, it's an interesting combo

Not really. A tranny who likes Chapo is really common

The plot thickens

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Aren’t trannies always at war with incels tho?

Infighting is also common, yes.

Trannies are at war with incels in same the way that anarchocommunists are at war with anarchosyndicalists

I actually learned today that a large number of Trannies were Incels. They call it the “Pink Pill” LOL

This actually makes a ton of sense. I will take your word for it without looking any further into it.

i have to ask what is an incel ?

Nerds who can't get laid we used to call them virgins

gamers

"I talked to a gymbro and he was friendly but didn't seem interested in conversation, reee moids suck never doing this again"

What the fuck

Inferior foid btfo by Chad lite.

It’s a troid. Guaranteed.

I don’t get that vibe. I think she’s just a disgusting woman. You must be to be a female. I could throw a wig on my 70 year old morbidly obese neighbor and some man in the world would still be willing to stick a dick in it.

That's absolutely not true. Just because you can't get your dick wet doesn't mean that nobody else has standards.

Are you retarded? The ugliest women always find men to fuck them.

And I get my dick wet just fine with a cute girl.

And I get my dick wet just fine with a cute girl.

ew gay

Anime body pillows are not girls

They’re better tbh

Pillow women are women.

Hard disagree there, bud. Dating is definitely stacked towards women, but theres a reason trollx is a thing

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At least according to their sub, most femcels want a relationship with a moid who luvs them. Not random sex

Incels want relationships too tho no?

No. Incels want sex and/or relationships. Femcels just want relationships, because they can find any sad piece of shit with a dick if they're looking for a bonking.

Ewwwww.

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5'11 and 155? She would have to have the brokest face in her city to not be able to get laid.

She had a healthy perspective on life.

It's fucking weird because they're talking about how hollowing rejection is for them when anyone trying to date has had similar experiences

Why is that weird? I'm sure it's shit for most people.

They use "moid" to satirize /r/braincels

I don't think femcels are in a very strong position to be satirising male incels.

Half this sub calls women foids and i dont think theyre being ironic tbf

Wait I thought we came up with "moid" as a corruption of foid haha

Yeah don't the unironic users say "femoid"? I thought we shortened it to foid to get around the naughty words bot.

On a similar note, you don't get to say "It's just a joke, there's nothing to be held accountable for here." Yes, Dave's jokes may not reflect his true feelings and may just be for the sake of telling a joke. Fine. But similar to what I said above, you don't get to tell people "That's just a joke" and just dismisses what they're saying lol

I have never wanted to bully a faggot so bad.

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Badly

you don't get to tell people "That's just a joke" and just dismisses what they're saying

I do this dozens of times a week

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Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist

Clayton Bigsy really is his magnus opus, just a bit better than the bit about dressing like a police officer.

Dude blew the door off the hinges in his first fucking episode...Chappelle is cemented as a legend off the first half hour of his career which is pretty nuts

yes, but comedian careers start way before they get a show deal. he was already well known on the comedy circuit by then

he was Tom Hanks' friend in You've Got Mail. He was trying for a while before his tv show

How is this mentioned before half baked?

'down by the beach' is still maybe the funniest line i've ever seen in a movie

Which also featured an immediately pre-Daily Show Jon Stewart, as it happens.

I remember him best as the real dad on Big Daddy

have you ever tried remember chappelle's movies... on weed?

As a white man it disgusts me to see Nazis like Dave Chappelle.

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As an asexual black male, I find this hilarious.

You need to listen to Jesus and Tariq Nasheed. The whites made you asexual. They want to steal straight black sexuality.

Did you know soon they will just lock up straight black men for being straight.

I dearly hope so, inshallah. Homofascism or bust.

Aryan Thrust ascendant

I have you tagged as a tranny

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Friendly reminder that Madea Goes to Jail has a higher audience score on RT than The Dark Knight, Inception, and BR2049

People who don't know how statistics work should not use the internet. People who unironically browse /r/Moviescirclejerk must not use the internet.

Moviescirclejerk keep saying that the Rotten Tomatoes scores doesn’t matter and you should make your own judgements for movies. But when there is a movie that the internet doesn’t like that has a high percentage they will suddenly say it’s the greatest movie ever.

I watched TDK and Inception and heard about BR2049 but I have never heard about "movie that has higher audience score" than them. If movie is rated 100% by only few people then it's shit.

Unironically a better movie than that cape shit

Friendly reminder that Madea Goes to Jail is a fucking cinematic masterpiece that no director has been able to top. Those who have tried and failed to top that movie have been claimed by Madea and are never heard from again.

right wingers are disproportionately community raters on websites

Really, is that it.

The real issue is that the new special wasn't even that funny. But now you have to like just because otherwise you get mixed in with the woke crowd

Petition for Dave Chapelle to become President of /r/drama

mcj is just fucking embarrassing nowdays

They want to ruin everything don't they.

Dave Chapelle allegedly made some very right wing jokes and since right wingers are disproportionately community raters on websites it greatly contrasted with reviewers who tend to be disproportionately left wing.

Nothing Chappelle said in the special was "right wing". JFC people, just because something doesn't toe the leftist/liberal line doesn't mean it's automatically right wing. Grow up.

Oh yes because centrists are right wing now. Also Conservatives are right wing. Oh and anything right of Bernie Sanders is right wing.

Are...conservatives not right wing to you?

They are neither on my right side, nor are they a wing

galaxy. fucking. braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

I always wonder how Dave would feel about a white gay comedian making jokes about black stereotypes, like if he joked about Dave's kids not having any friends cause all their white friends are afraid they'd steal their bikes or something blatantly negatively racially stereotypical.

I'm in the LGBT community and generally I don't find Dave's LGBT jokes nearly as problematic as certain other comedians i.e. Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, etc. A lot of his gay and trans jokes are funny without being offensive and show he has genuine affection for the community and our struggles. I'm glad he makes analogs to the struggle for racial equality because we are all in this struggle for tolerance together. He crosses the line sometimes especially with trans jokes, but honestly I found his Michael Jackson jokes about the two accusers from the HBO documentary the really problematic. I mean maybe I'm biased because I fucking believed those two guys but sexual assault is such a crazy massive problem in the US at all levels of society, making a joke that tells victims who haven't come forward yet that they won't be believed and an A list celebrity will tell millions of people he doesn't believe you really makes me uncomfortable.

I've had several close friends sexually assaulted as children (fucking 7 and 13 years old :( ) so maybe it's a genuine trigger for me when I witness an awesome comedian like Dave Chappelle "punching down" against victims of molestation and making mean spirited jokes at their expense. I understand Dave may be trying to make a point about how dead celebrities can't defend themselves so it's not fair to air a your grievances against them publicly, but it just came across as wrong. And I generally love Chappelle, these jokes of his I really have a problem with are few and far between, unlike Louie's recent resurgence where a lot of his material makes me shake my head.

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I'm in the LGBT community

I've had several close friends sexually assaulted as children (fucking 7 and 13 years old :(

Homosexuals reproduce by raping kids

This is literally true also the number 1 predictor of pedophilia is being a gay dude

Only if you treat being attracted to male children as being gay.

That may be, but the meme is referring to a situation where the causal arrow is in the other direction: (depending on the source) around half of adult gay men self report homosexual molestation as a child; about a fifth of lesbians report the same. Pubmed

That's between seven and twenty times the reporting rate for the baseline straight adult population.

But remember goy they are better than you

idk man I'm not jerking myself off because I didn't happen to be interfered with as a child

Dave and Louie are friends. Also, I don't necessarily see it as punching down as much as it is punching up at this massive twitter culture obsessed with intersectionality and idpol. This is of course at the expense of their pet projects.

It’s certainly not punching up.

Black Muslim who grew up desperately poor is punching down by cracking jokes at white middle class fags who have enough free time to spend 80% of their day on Twitter? Yeah okay.

grew up poor

and is now a filthy rich man living in complete isolation on his mansion that travels solely by private jet

I was sexually molested as a child and I laughed at his jokes so I'm letting you know that it's okay to laugh.

I’ve molested children before and was still able to laugh about the Michael Jackson jokes. Everyone needs to be able to laugh at themselves.

We really do be like that.

I hate you so much right now. You're ruining my joke.

Anyone who says “punching down” is bad deserves to literally be punched down.

There is literally nothing wrong with punching down. Punching down is usually funnier than punching up too.

Punching up is hardly ever funny and the times it is it gets over used.

I'm in the LGBT community

No you aren't. Get out of here, str*ightoid.

And despite doing all this no one is willing to fuck you?