This guy was a white, havard educated, eagle scout, with good parents and a good background who ended up being a terrorist. In his same generation a black man from a single mother, who was a known pot head, and ended going to Occidental became our greatest president (of the 21 Century so far). Stop giving this loser the time of day, he's a nobody with a good resume, who was just a crazy man in the woods. Fuck this dude
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
dude I know you're one of our resident pole-smokers so I gotta be careful not to accidentally hate-crime you, but wtf sub do you think you're on right now? 98% of this sub is cynical ironic edgelords
you said in that other thread that you're gay and I was just making sure I don't make you commit suppoku or whatever from bullying or erasure or something
I want you to know that I'm cool with the gays and have many fairy friends and coworkers
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1 FODS_ARE_MAGS 2019-09-06
Whole thread is filled with faggot shit like
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
How about this retarded shit:
1 necrocannibal2 2019-09-06
Obama's mom was rich enough to live well while being pumped and dumped by Kenyan and Indonesian men at least
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-09-06
Congratulations, you're the best in a field of 3 people. What an achievement.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
He really struggled for that title 😔
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
Come on now. You can object to his methods.
He could have been much more effective if he picked some better targets.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-06
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-06
people who post like this are worse than the nazis and the chapos and everyone
fuck
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
r/averageredditor
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-06
mike what kind of just god would allow these people to exist?
tell me mike, tell me
1 FODS_ARE_MAGS 2019-09-06
cry more
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-06
dude I know you're one of our resident pole-smokers so I gotta be careful not to accidentally hate-crime you, but wtf sub do you think you're on right now? 98% of this sub is cynical ironic edgelords
1 FODS_ARE_MAGS 2019-09-06
k whatever
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-06
you said in that other thread that you're gay and I was just making sure I don't make you commit suppoku or whatever from bullying or erasure or something
I want you to know that I'm cool with the gays and have many fairy friends and coworkers
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
I would hope with a name like GayHouston you would be cool with the gays. Otherwise that's just mixed signals.
1 FODS_ARE_MAGS 2019-09-06
I am not gay lmao I just say contradictory shit on my reddit accounts so I don’t get doxxed or flagged
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
Wait, you mean to say that you're not gay?
I feel like I've been lied to.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
This but unironically
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
No just one, I'll fuckin tell ya that
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-06
Based and Tedpilled
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
I came back from getting food and it was number 1 on r/all after only 2 hours. Is reddit getting based?
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
That would require them to have an actual grasp of it. So, no.
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2019-09-06
Ted’s a dumbass Luddite bitch who doesn’t wipe his ass
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
How dare you besmirch Uncle Ted. I'm calling my mom.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-06
Anyone called him an incel yet
1 transgirltradwife 2019-09-06
Teddy just sperged out because he wanted to be a trussy and hated himself for it.