Do people really play “Hook Up Games”? I read about them but never been to one. I used to party a lot in College but that was 12 years ago maybe things have changed. But this sounds gross to be honest. I can’t imagine many girls agreeing to these games. What would be the point? Dick is very easy to obtain if you have a snatch.
I’m 28 and can already feel time slipping away from me. It won’t be long until I roll over one day and I’m 62 and about to retire and wonder where my life went.
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1 fashfront 2019-09-06
“I’m not against being with a trans woman sexually”
Lmao fake AND gay
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
This is hyper fake I'm just dying at the morons falling for it
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
They are practically falling over themselves.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Weird, it's almost like I put that in the title 🤔
1 Dantes7layerbeandip 2019-09-06
Your username is oddly relevant
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
😎
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
I read either the title, or the submission, not both.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Learn to read good.
Subscribe to r/trappysaruh!
1 TrapNekoLoli 2019-09-06
The whole post is essentially OP fabricating a story so he can seek validation for being a chaser.
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-09-06
Really glad that guy managed to get that socially conscious and politically agreeable anecdote off his chest. Really brave of him.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Bet he sleeps like a baby tonight, knowing he white-knighted that imaginary (in both senses) woman.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-06
Based
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
It sounds like his friends didnt even need to invite the girls, he would've sucked them off himself
1 jster11 2019-09-06
I know two dudes that are so horny and dirty they let their gay friend jerk them off even tho they’re not gay
Apparently they couldn’t get a boner lmao
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-06
those two dudes names? mikehuntisanasshole and trexmundi
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Dude, why you letting everybody know you jerked us off? And I totally had a boner.
1 trexmundi 2019-09-06
You aren't supposed to admit you know who's on the other side of the gloryhole. It's rude. Especially if he's in the closet.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Hes so far in the closet he can see Narnia.
1 SnickersRey 2019-09-06
Do people really play “Hook Up Games”? I read about them but never been to one. I used to party a lot in College but that was 12 years ago maybe things have changed. But this sounds gross to be honest. I can’t imagine many girls agreeing to these games. What would be the point? Dick is very easy to obtain if you have a snatch.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Jesus Christ what are you like 80?
1 SnickersRey 2019-09-06
I’m 34 faggot. Someday you will get old (If you are lucky).
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
I'm not a tranny so the chances are high
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-06
I’m 28 and can already feel time slipping away from me. It won’t be long until I roll over one day and I’m 62 and about to retire and wonder where my life went.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin... into the fuuuuutuuure
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-06
Once you hit 35 what’s the point tbh
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-09-06
It probably didn't happen. If it did, keep in mind that the people involved are friends with a redditor.
1 Legitimate_Baseball 2019-09-06
Women who look like young boys are hot.
Women who actually are boys are not.
It isn't really that hard ...
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-09-06
👮♂️ Hold it right there libertarian scum 👮♀️
1 Legitimate_Baseball 2019-09-06
why are you shaming me for having a bodytype preference?
1 HumanBread 2019-09-06
Surprised that thread hasn't been YALL'd yet
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-09-06
That was the worst Penthouse forum story I've ever read.
1 implied_vol 2019-09-06
ok but fr what r u supposed to do with them? fuck it like a guy? if thats your thing, why not, you know, fuck a guy.