Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.
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Pretty sure they're all in serious need of help. 🧙♀️
To this day, the bloodninja saga is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the entire internet from the beginning to whatever end may come.
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING
vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach...
Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of
grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking
more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides
turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over
your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
"That thing with farts was a stupid example, but you get the point she can feel everything i feel, for example pain, hunger, thirst, temparature. If i let her for a short time she moves my head as well but if i want and mostly i do i am in complete control of my body."
How did you find this amazing schizophrenia wizard enclave?
I was busy looking at my menstruation art folder, and one of the link on a menstruation art page led to this forum and I took the first completely unhinged rant I found.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-06
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-09-06
Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.
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1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-06
Pretty sure they're all in serious need of help. 🧙♀️
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-09-06
To this day, the bloodninja saga is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the entire internet from the beginning to whatever end may come.
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
1 Pipewrecker 2019-09-06
"That thing with farts was a stupid example, but you get the point she can feel everything i feel, for example pain, hunger, thirst, temparature. If i let her for a short time she moves my head as well but if i want and mostly i do i am in complete control of my body."
How did you find this amazing schizophrenia wizard enclave?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-06
Well, mental illness is all over the internet
1 error404brain 2019-09-06
I was busy looking at my menstruation art folder, and one of the link on a menstruation art page led to this forum and I took the first completely unhinged rant I found.
1 CommissarCletus 2019-09-06
I thought magic was restricted to middle aged mayo foids
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-06
lol beta