Someone praises Chappelle’s latest skit as strategic 5D chess. Chessperger’s syndrome patients argue over whether this is an appropriate comparison, then wave dicks over who has a better understanding of chess: “1v1 me on lichess kid.”

37  2019-09-07 by dongas420

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i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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Its funny watching people complain about his chinese joke when people like that literally exist and want to be taken seriously

I like Dave Chappelle. He's one of the greatest comedians of all time. But seriously though, fuck his new special. And no, I don't think he should be "cancelled." I think he should stop attacking disenfranchised people that are in less fortunate circumstances than himself just because he thinks they're different. He knows better. But hey, controversy sells, so fuck me, right? People like me, the "triggered SJW baby safezone snowflakes" blah blahs or whatever they're calling "people who try not to act like dicks," we're the butt of the joke, right? So laugh at me all you want.

But forget words for a second and let's talk numbers.

When it comes to discrimination, transgendered people have it the absolute worst, especially black transgender people (numbers provided by UCLA and the Williams Institute):

Family chose not to speak/spend time with them: 57%

Harassed or bullied at school (any level): 50-54%

Experienced discrimination or harassment at work: 50-59%

Doctor or health care provider refused to treat them: 60%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: — At work: 64-65% — At school (any level): 63-78%

Disrespected or harassed by law enforcement officers: 57-61%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: By law enforcement officers: 60-70%

Experienced homelessness: 69%

Suicide attempts among trans men (46%) and trans women (42%) were slightly higher than the full sample (41%)

These numbers are not an accident. They are a direct result of our culture of intolerance towards the trans community.

I have seen, first hand, how this prejudice leads to trans children killing themselves. A trans girl in my high school killed herself a week before her 17th birthday, and you're lying if you don't think jokes about her being trans aren't what pushed her over the edge. This shit isn't funny. It isn't a joke. It isn't a game.

Trans lives matter.

lol okay

In the spirit of Jay Cutler Doooooooon't caaaaaaaaare.

Oi, faggot, everyone is mocked, bullied, discriminated against and harassed for one reason or another. I have family members I choose not to talk to or spend time with and they're not even deranged trannies.

You're not special because you think life is too hard to live. Everyone has it tough and you don't deserve the mittens treatment because you're a tranny.

Now post bussy.

Thought this was a snappy quote till I scrolled to the end

Thought this was a snappy quote till I scrolled to the end :/

Dilate

Dave Chappelle spends over 2 decades of his life telling nigger jokes, making a modern day minstrel show, a sketch that the entire joke is literally him being repeatedly called a nigger: Wow, this dude is the best comedian alive. He will be remembered as one of the greatest in history Dave Chappelle breaks the unspoken special privilege of gamers/fags/trannies: Wow, this dude really fell off. I liked his nigger material but this just isn't funny anymore. He's no longer relevant, and these jokes are really harmful and unfair.

If you get any more wishy washy about Dave you're gona get slapped from the grave by Billy Mays for not adding oxyclean.

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Being unable to identify and comprehend metaphors is one of the key signs of aspergers. :v

5d chess? No actual chess player ever makes faulty comparisons to chess. I love Chappelle, just so tired of people who appear to know little about chess always using it as a standard to compare it to things that are literally nothing like it.

this was posted to a stand up comedy subreddit, folks

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chess.com university prodigy program, and I’ve been involved in numerous minority attacks on the queenside, and I have over 300 confirmed brilliancies. I am trained in karpovian positional play and I’m the top tactician in the entire Russian Olympic Team. Your pawns are nothing to me but just another target. I will exploit your weak color complexes with precision the likes of which has never been seen since Capablanca, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IMs and GMs and your ICC handle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rating. You’re as good as 1100, kid. I can attack anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a king and one bishop. Not only am I extensively trained in Chess960, but I have access to the entire opening book of the Botvinnik School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rating off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your rating is fucking dead, patzer.