Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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Snappy got so sentient that pointing it out became obsolete

I wonder how Twitter or Dreamworks would feel about sexualized versions of their intellectual property being monetized by thirsty furries. :v

Why did you remove a bestiality related post on this sub?

I always wondered why they never fucked with furries or bronies merch

There was a furry recently who got sued by Nintendo for making copious amounts of poképorn and then trying to trademark their OCs :v

Based

imagine siding with scared helicopter p*rents who are afraid of their child seeing a genital when their child's brain is likely too underdeveloped to give a shit. idk about the rest of you but i think that being a furry is less embarassing than being a natalist

imagine siding with scared helicopter p*rents who are afraid of their child seeing a genital when their child's brain is likely too underdeveloped to give a shit.

Please don't show your children porn.

i saw porn when i was a child and i basically just didnt get it. you should basically show your children porn all the time, its called "good parenting"

well we can all clearly see the effect it’s had on you

hey correlation is not causation, but otherwise it might have made me a really great internet poster, which is both a blessing and a curse

Imagine trying this hard to be a pedophilic gimmick poster

its not pedophilic for children to see adult porn. you might be a little slow in the mind dude, but i wont fault you for it

It's pedophilic to defend showing children porn. If you're so retarded that you can't see how/why then you need to maintain your safety. So far your attempts at witticism and debate have been as adequate as a paper mache bomb shelter

i saw porn when i was a child

And how have you self-diagnosed since then?

i became one of the best posters on the internet

there you go. so far no one has proven me wrong

And even less have proven you right

listen dumbass. i have almost 10k comment karma on reddit

You mean cuck points?

There's a massive difference between being a helicopter parent and not wanting your child seeing their favorite cartoon characters having an orgasm

no there isn't, and the operating word there is "parent." a helicopter parent is one that controls their child's life under the pretense of keeping them safe, but if they really wanted their child to be safe, they would never have conceived it in the first place, so thats hypocrisy first of all,

Giving you the benefit of the doubt I hope that the second part of your comment is missing and it's the part that makes sense somehow because what your wrote... doesn't

Thanks. So by your own admission, I've won the debate.

Of course you did

Pedophiles out

it's not pedophilia for a child to see porn. i am simply recognizing the fact that anyone who bears a child is a natalist and therefore an irrational philistine who places emotions over reason. anti-natalists can't be pedophiles because natalism actually causes more pedophilia. more and more people are saying this and i haven't been proven wrong.

but i think that being a furry

And therein lies the problem.

listen, i know that furries are considered "weird" in spaces like this because they are part of the LGBT+ community and therefore do not conform to traditional notions of masculinity, but nothing can be more embarassing than bringing a child into this world and the straights need to realize that

Dumb furry pedo logic doesn't check out.

Day of the chlorine gas when.

actually it does, youre acting based on emotions (fallible, foidlike) while i am, like charon, guiding you across the river of Reason, in my boat which i call "facts"

Literally based

because they are part of the LGBT+ community

🤣

what do you think the B stands for?

Birdsonas?

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Furries are pedophilic zoophiles.

Bronies are zoophilic pedophiles.

I want this on a shirt and sell them at big cons.

He really is a furry

https://imgur.com/gallery/LA9wi

https://old.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/comments/9cmkze/perrequest_wow_you_all_know_how_to_make_a_guy/

This is the reason Islamic extremists exist

The internet wasn't a gift from Allah, it was a curse from demons

Furry cancels bussy tho. Net loss.

Regardless the current exhibit, it's kinda your problem really, not other's. Why should people have to worry about how you'd explain something to your child?

When the context is children's cartoon characters i think its okay to not wanna deal with pedos

Oh nice, your threats have quelled me into obedience. I positively quake at the thought of your retribution. Feel free to downvoted big guy, if you need this to feel some inkling of power over your life then far be it from me to deny you that apparent need.

Absolutely seething

Well, you can feel good about villainizing something that's still well within PG-13 levels, so long as you do the same for the massive amounts of incredibly scantily clad cosplay and art of even more suggestive and straight up lewd characters from anime manga and games. Sure hope you have a big enough ladder to get down off your massive soapbox on any case.

When anime is your defense, you have already lost