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>average alligator is 790 lbs

Imagine being so badass that you can live for millions of years without changing because you can just fucking kill anything

Fuck alligators and sharks

Keep seething evolutioncel

kill anything

Hippos would disagree.

Fuck those things too dude

Scary as hell

https://youtu.be/Su7GkqwxG08

My man. Hippos are the most underrated dangerous animal. Against anything but a bull elephant I'm betting on the hippo.

My man, alligators were so fucking dominant they had to de-evolve in order to survive. Millions of years ago they had much longer legs and could sprint on land to catch prey.

They were so unstoppable they killed everything in their hunting grounds and starved. Only the mutants with stubby legs survived because they weren’t as fast at exterminating entire biomes.

lmao jesus imagine one of those things charging at you

OH LAWD HE COMING

An average adult American alligator's weight and length is 360 kg (790 lb)

Imagine being so badass that your length is somehow also your weight

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Imagine actually having to evolve because you’re not already the perfect killing machine

t. alligator

I dont know how anyone can argue a gator wouldn't fucking ruin a jaguar. They have built in armor and their bite force is ludacris. If the gator get a shot in (and they are alot faster than people think) the big cat is boned.

Idk, Nick Foles is a jaguar

He will always be an Eagle to me.

My man!

Yeah I was surprised that people were actually arguing a Jaguar had a fucking chance. Their arguements boiled down to "well, I'm a small skinny guy in my late 20's, I could beat Mike Tyson in the ring because I'd just dance around him, and strike when he's tired!"

And much like an alligator, Mike Tyson would quickly corner you, and eat you as you scream

And since alligators do practice pack tactics, if you get away from Tyson then Luis Suarez is waiting right behind to catch to devour you.

Except that cats actually are a lot faster than reptiles.

Alligators have pretty dangerous tails. Theres really no angle the jaguar could attack from.

Because jaguars kill caimans, which are basically alligators

True, and chihuahuas are basically dogs

Thinking gaiters are anywhere near Saltwater crocs.

Gaiters are chihuahua of the crocodilians it's just that caimans are under that.

Probably yeah. Not trying to be a douche but it is worth mentioning that Jags have a ridiculous bite force too due to evolving to eat turtles. Really depends on size of gator ultimately. People arguing about black caiman are dumb, those are really rare still I think and jaguars wouldn’t go for adults.

They do kill anacondas pretty good tho.

Surprised no one has linked to this video yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyoOw8TTyIE

The jag seems to have no trouble with that armor.

That jag is also the same size as the gater.

That's not a fucking alligator

Jaguars have an incredibly powerful bite, even for a cat., and they actually do go after smaller crocs.

Large aligators are just too huge to really have a natural predator. If they do it is probably the giant anaconda.

their bite force is ludacris.

I'd say it's closer to DMX than Ludacris.

So, I've not gone into the thread, but i can say for absolute certainty that someone has mistaken a Caimen for an Alligator.

Have you seen their roster? I don't think Nick Foles would give them that much of a boost.

How many house cats do you think it will take to kill an alligator

As many as it takes for the alligator to gorge itself to death

jaguarsuits SEETHING

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I once saw a gator do a death roll on the ground, and rotate a chinaman's arm right out of the shoulder.