Manchildren have a fit over a meme skeleton costume being added to their super serious Nintendo fighting game

105  2019-09-09 by KaaraRaven

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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What a little baby

“I’m not a sans main!!”

Gayer than Menslib in there

r/smashbros

I mean, it's right there in the sub's name

Figures a fucking Sans main would be a whiny bitch lmao.

lol looks like he's having a bad time

I understand that reference and it made me clap!!!11!

How about not commenting back or perhaps not letting him pick on you as if it's a high school locker maybe?

Because that's not how a conversation works. I posted a comment hoping to make a case for NOT bombarding legitimate Mii Gunner mains with constant Undertale memes, and I don't want my side of the discussion to lose.

P sure that's an actual child tho.

he's in college

No accredited university would accept a baby.

Uni is just zoomer daycare

you're a sans main harassment

this is why nobody takes us seriously

Why do they have no self awareness

God who to hate more.. Whiny bitch gaymers or Undertale faggots.

Im not a burger (thank god), I remember a friend of mine who went to the US to study said that in his college there was a smash club where the most normie dude had Asperger’s.

Wait that fucking autistic undertail shit was actually added

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OMG THEY PUT THE CHARACTER FROM THE EARTHBOUND RIPOFF GAME INTO THE CHILDREN'S FIGHTING GAME JHGDSKJKJDSDS I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!!!!

bullies should be given license to kill to keep this from getting any worse

You know what I'm actually really shocked Super Smash Brothers hasn't attracted a feminist outrage campaign yet.

I’m glad that i’m cool, tall, rich, and regularly have sex with attractive women instead of being a loser like these guys

If anyone wants to complement me i’ll be around

Hey there handsome

I really cant understand how smash is taken seriously as some hardcore fighting game, you're supposed to be getting drunk/ drinking soda or whatever and being confused why the screen is being blocked by a puppy while Pokemon kick each other or whatever

the real cope is coming once they add reimu 'youkai must die' hakurei

Nobody would know who she is except weebs and shmup nerds tho.

That's what they said about ness

God I wish. But she probably has the same chance of getting in as Saber.

Wait shouldn't protoman be a swordsman costume?