Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
tbh its pretty annoying that the american left pretends to be this edgy rebel calling trump a cunt and making kids flip him off and shit, but they still collapse in tears if you say the wrong thing about gender
no hollywood is just trashy af and its funny because they put on this facade of glitz and glamour and class but scratch the surface and theyre screeching and flinging spit around in rage
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
The story goes like this: weird-looking model Teigen and her musician husband Legend were at JFK airport when a paparazzi began asking them questions. Things started out innocently enough with the photographer asking the couple about cooking, but then took a dark turn.
“If we evolved from monkeys, why is John Legend still around?” the photographer allegedly asked.
And then:
“If a Jew were a vampire, would he still be afraid of crosses?”
John Legend spoke to Variety about this harrowing brush with racism:
“We were right next to each other and we looked at each other like, ‘Did he really just say that?’ And he really said it. He basically called me a monkey,” said Legend.
I mean if we’re adding useless shit to the curriculum then sure. They’ll be calling Trump’s presidency “America’s Social 9/11” in the future. I guarantee it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-10
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-09-10
Big lmao at the rightoids in that thread being offended at some words.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-09-10
Lol pussy ass bitch
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
tbh its pretty annoying that the american left pretends to be this edgy rebel calling trump a cunt and making kids flip him off and shit, but they still collapse in tears if you say the wrong thing about gender
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-10
bottom text
1 _narrows 2019-09-10
Bottom bitches
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
it comes off like a woman trying to be tough if you get what i mean
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-09-10
You get sexually aroused by leftoids ? 🤔🤔🤔
1 MG87 2019-09-10
Speaking of being a pussy ass bitch
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-10
Omegalul rightoids are still mad that one of the commie mommies called Trump a motherfucker. Insane level of cope
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
no hollywood is just trashy af and its funny because they put on this facade of glitz and glamour and class but scratch the surface and theyre screeching and flinging spit around in rage
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-10
? Are you having a breakdown
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
omg sweaty who hurt u??????
cmon man i expect better
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-10
What the fuck do either of the last two things you said have to do with what I said? Broken brain from giving daddy too much head imo
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
no ur last reply was just gay and i was mocking it sry for confusion
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-10
?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
every time a lefty says the right is raging though its just projection
and lmao at protecting hollywood
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-10
Chrissy Teagan isn’t in the same camp as the alphabet crew.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
she spazzed out about trump on a ron perlman level iirc
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-09-10
Le chud
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-10
That's when you kick them in the pussy.
1 Jiggsta 2019-09-10
It's easier if you just accept that your side also has boomer retards instead of having to jump in and deflect everytime they do something dumb.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
boomers arent on my side though i doubt any of them agree with me
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-09-10
Imagine believing this while the bad football man still wont stand up. Hmm.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
lmao why cant leftists meme properly
1 DepravedMutant 2019-09-10
If he called her a bitch back we'd never hear the end of it
1 newcomer_ts 2019-09-10
The revolution has been delayed until thots sort themselves out.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-10
The revolution is cancelled
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-10
ol girl looks like she got hit in the face by a frying pan as a child
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-10
We already know she's a woman
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-10
every time I see her on a commercial for one of her primetime comedies I can't help but wonder HOW in the WORLD this woman was a model?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-10
she hit the wall hard but in her prime before she got LEGEND'D she was muy nice
1 jster11 2019-09-10
Did she get work done? Idr her face being that nad
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-10
that's what papa_stiffy said down below and tbh yeah she looks WAY worse now
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-09-10
She got hit by The Wall.
Great album btw.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-10
she cant smile properly because of plastic surgery
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-09-10
yes but she has some nice titties
video w/audio on the off-chance you were actually wondering what she was saying in the last clip >!lmao model humor!<
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-09-10
👀
1 trump_banged_ivanka 2019-09-10
Every... single... asian
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-09-10
Why is this foid using her hands for something other than making sandwiches
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-10
can i get a rundown?
1 zergling_Lester 2019-09-10
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs -In contact with aliens -Possess psychic-like abilities -Control france with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies -both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now -The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? -They learned fluent French in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff -The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
1 jster11 2019-09-10
You should write a movie
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-10
It's already there, but you can only access it by way of pink beam.
1 battlemoid 2019-09-10
He asked for a rundown, not a quick rundown.
1 entheogeneric 2019-09-10
They know too much, call it in.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-09-10
Skanky foid mad at orange man.
1 jster11 2019-09-10
Trump called her “John legends foul mouthed wife” and apparently didn’t tag her in a photo and then she called him a pussy ass bitch
So expect liberals to own trump nonstop by repeating pussy ass bitch
1 Ubertroon 2019-09-10
I give it a week until someone complains about pussy and bitch being gendered insults
1 Metatron58 2019-09-10
next week? lol, give it a few hours at best.
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1 eva_remastered 2019-09-10
What is this about
1 -M-o-X- 2019-09-10
dementiaman involved in twitter beefs like a teenage girl
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-10
HOES MAD HOES MAD I REPEAT HOES MAD
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-09-10
She's culturally-appropriating African American vernacular.
1 RobKaBobby 2019-09-10
Eh, she's had some black in her
1 diggity_md 2019-09-10
The pearls crumbled to dust in his hands
1 doughboy011 2019-09-10
What are those retards even saying with their comments? Boomers finding the internet was a mistake.
1 tHeSiD 2019-09-10
Who is this Chrissy thot and why is she callin daddy a pussy?
1 nikopua 2019-09-10
The story goes like this: weird-looking model Teigen and her musician husband Legend were at JFK airport when a paparazzi began asking them questions. Things started out innocently enough with the photographer asking the couple about cooking, but then took a dark turn.
“If we evolved from monkeys, why is John Legend still around?” the photographer allegedly asked.
And then:
“If a Jew were a vampire, would he still be afraid of crosses?”
John Legend spoke to Variety about this harrowing brush with racism:
“We were right next to each other and we looked at each other like, ‘Did he really just say that?’ And he really said it. He basically called me a monkey,” said Legend.
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-09-10
Oh my god hahahaha
1 DepravedMutant 2019-09-10
Children look up to the way you wear clothes!
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-09-10
The effects of TDS and Daddy’s dementia will be analysed for years to come
1 leavingforgood 2019-09-10
I mean if we’re adding useless shit to the curriculum then sure. They’ll be calling Trump’s presidency “America’s Social 9/11” in the future. I guarantee it.
1 watermark1917 2019-09-10
Trump isn't even capable of really angering the libs anymore
This is one of the easiest things in the world, he used all his cards to fast
1 Coonass_alt 2019-09-10
In what world are libs aren’t perpetually anally devastated by trump?
1 MrBufkin 2019-09-10
Who 🤔
1 MG87 2019-09-10
Where's the lie
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-09-10
lol bitch look like she got downs
1 nikopua 2019-09-10
Affirmative action. She could play Greta Potato in the next irrelevant yas queen movie.
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-09-10
lmao I bet you're right, I just checked and Tyra Fucking Bust-Ass Banks is the cover model for 2019
I mean what young sports fan doesn't wanna jerk it to a fat 99% airbrushed 50 year old?
1 [deleted] 2019-09-10
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1 dokapon111 2019-09-10
Someone unironically said "owning trump" in the comments
1 FearOfBees 2019-09-10
Who?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-09-10
This is how I felt when charming left me out of his freestyle. PUSSY ASS BITCH!
1 cycophuk 2019-09-10
She seriously thinks she is important enough to be talked about. Talk about an ego.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-10
She literally was talked about you fucking retard