whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
if only first second and fourth amendment are big enough leafs 5o be seen, does it mean that the rest are dead or that good ol' Ben finds them unimportant?
As if the US could have even a pittance of its current wealth without GlObAlIsM. I don't get why that is such a boogeyman to rightoids. "Globalism" is pretty inevitable in a world with the internet and quick travel/trade methods.
Rightists don't understand any form of money that isn't a farm subsidies check and hate anyone metropolitan enough to know what hummus is. Of course they act like globalism is a boogie man.
Hold up, aint him writting "Im thirsty" pretty much an unironic call for violence? Hes literally personified the tree as dying, and urgently needing people (patriots and traitors) to die so it can have their blood
"Go on yall, go and be sure to die for our cause so your blood can be put to use"
Id say we oughta fill the frontline with boomers, but id be concerned over their blood being too fent diluted at this point
Wow as long as you quote a founder you're not being violent apparently even if the quote is calling for death and your clearly referring to your political enemies.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-10
whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
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1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-10
if only first second and fourth amendment are big enough leafs 5o be seen, does it mean that the rest are dead or that good ol' Ben finds them unimportant?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-09-10
We need to support the 3rd amendment now more than ever. It underpins the 2nd and 1st.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-10
based and penumbras and emanations pilled
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-09-10
Based and not-quartering-soldiers-during-peacetime-or-during-war-in-a-manner-not-prescribed-by-law pilled
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-09-10
He’s never been a fan of the thirteenth.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-09-10
I had a Hispanic friend in high school who argued we should repeal the 13th amendment and enslave people going over the border for shits and giggles
1 Kramer_rulez 2019-09-10
🤔
1 Ill_Regal 2019-09-10
It was for a journalism class project about the border
1 RBnumberTwenty 2019-09-10
I mean they kinda already found a way to destroy the 6th.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-09-10
What's the cat?
Now I'm confused and angry. This is what happens when he doesn't annotate literally everything.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-10
might be Soros and the number one rule of Ben Garrison is that if it might Soros it is Soros
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-09-10
thank you
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-10
now I see its tail is colored like google so it just means google
its weird though, normally there is at least one explicit Soros on thr picture
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-09-10
Wait, you're right. I thought that was a snake at first.
Maybe he's the syringe.
1 FuzzyYogurtcloset 2019-09-10
Soros is the (((globalism))) ax of course.
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-09-10
it's a Google cat. I think you need to be on fentanyl to understand
1 FearOfBees 2019-09-10
Google cat tail
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-09-10
But muh 10th amendment
10th amendment gang rise up!
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-09-10
good thing the commerce clause makes the 10th amendment obsolete
1 Akula765 2019-09-10
Feed me Seymour!
1 teamsprocket 2019-09-10
Ben, whose blood are you going to spill? Why is that not labelled?
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-10
Pay not attention to what the Garrison has labelled, but to what he has cloaked in silence.
1 Ghdust2 2019-09-10
(((theirs)))
1 doughboy011 2019-09-10
As if the US could have even a pittance of its current wealth without GlObAlIsM. I don't get why that is such a boogeyman to rightoids. "Globalism" is pretty inevitable in a world with the internet and quick travel/trade methods.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-10
Unfortunately, globalism hasn't found a way to tackle "butthurt" yet.
1 doughboy011 2019-09-10
All centrists put in a database to send drones after them
THIS IS THE FUTURE
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-10
Wow, my very own drone? Fucking based!
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-09-10
Globalism used to be one of the most rightoid things because it makes more efficient companies and lowers costs by allowing specialization.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-09-10
Rightists don't understand any form of money that isn't a farm subsidies check and hate anyone metropolitan enough to know what hummus is. Of course they act like globalism is a boogie man.
1 no_maps_no_plans 2019-09-10
Is garrison willing to fight and die? I'll let him take his stand.
1 r4chan-cancer 2019-09-10
I rather not have another rightoid shoot up a place
1 dokapon111 2019-09-10
Why is there no pepe in this comic, what's going on Ben
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-10
Hold up, aint him writting "Im thirsty" pretty much an unironic call for violence? Hes literally personified the tree as dying, and urgently needing people (patriots and traitors) to die so it can have their blood
"Go on yall, go and be sure to die for our cause so your blood can be put to use"
Id say we oughta fill the frontline with boomers, but id be concerned over their blood being too fent diluted at this point
1 ConsistentClaim 2019-09-10
the right: antifa is a terrorist group
also the right:
1 drake_irl 2019-09-10
Rightoids should be ashamed at how ineffective their domestic terrorists have been
1 FearOfBees 2019-09-10
That's a good one
1 eva_remastered 2019-09-10
finally Demonrat is catching on. i mean, it's so obvious, easy, and effective.
I take full credit for it
1 watermark1917 2019-09-10
Wow as long as you quote a founder you're not being violent apparently even if the quote is calling for death and your clearly referring to your political enemies.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-09-10
Lol implying that "globalism" is not caused by the right as well. Honestly fuck anyone that fetishsizes attacking your fellow countrymen
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-09-10
Lol the tree even has a syringe in it. Ben being antivaxx never stops being funny.
1 permalurkin 2019-09-10
His head is so far up the collective republican asshole that he thinks it's Google that killed our fourth amendment rights.
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-09-10
In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule...
Long have I served as the guardian spirit...
I am known as the Deku Tree...