9: 17th, 18th & 19th Roman legions wiped out by German tribes at the battle of the Teutenborg Forest.
1297: William Wallace leads Scotland to victory against the English at the Battle of Stirling.
1596: Malta defeats the Ottoman Empire ending the Great Siege of Malta.
1649: Oliver Cromwell's forces commit the massacre of Drogheda in Ireland.
1741: Maria Hapsburg declares herself Holy Roman Emperor (the first and last foid to do so), sparking the War of the Austrian Succession (a rare victory for France so well done to them, I guess).
1928: Ty Cobb bats for the last time. Retires to drink and beat his son.
1936: The Hoover Dam is officially opened (then called the Boulder Dam).
1945: Japanese Prime Minister Tojo Hideki is captured by US soldiers after he unsuccessfully tries to commit seppuku.
1945: The first successful use of a kidney dialysis machine.
1946: The first mobile phone (car phone) is used.
1951: Florence Chadwick becomes the first woman to swim the English channel.
1961: The World Wildlife Fund is created.
1966: The Rolling Stones appear on the Ed Sullivan show.
1973: Chiliean President Salvador Allende is deposed in a US-backed military coup. He later commits suicide.
1978: The last known death by smallpox (a female photographer was infected in a lab accident in the UK).
1997: Scotland votes for a devolved government ending over 500 years of direct English rule.
I seem to recall that the dago in charge washed his hands of the manner, both literally and figuratively (like, he seriously had his servants bring out a basin and towels so he could wash his hands in front of the crowd) to demonstrate that he (and Rome) weren't going take responsibility for nailing the guy to a tree. Then again, he also said, "Do whatever, like I give a fuck" and gave the mob what they wanted. This is probably one of the earliest historical accounts of the passive-aggressive nature of my greasy ancestors.
Let's go back to how my kraut ancestors walloped by wop ancestors, then we can mock the Scotch-Irish part of my family for being a bunch of useless drunks.
Oh, and someone remind Chris Cuomo that "Fredo" isn't a racial slur, and saying that it is a racial slur is totally a Fredo move.
Pontius Pilate amassed a huge fortune in Judea and was later recalled to Rome and forced to commit suicide rather than face criminal charges for embezzlement (which would have bankrupted his whole family).
Story is that Tiberius and his protege Caligula both had this stunt where they'd threaten rich men with criminal charges unless they signed over half their fortune to the emperor. Tiberius just did it out of assholery (apparently, the guy was the Jimmy Saville of the ancient world and turned Capri into pedo island) but Caligula needed the cash bad to pay for the endless cycle of games and circuses and parades he orchestrated.
The gospels vary on their accounts of Pontus Pilates. It’s thought that the later gospels (John especially) white wash him because at that time they were trying to appeal to gentiles and wanted the Pharisees to be blamed more than the gentile Romans. Iirc the Pharisees are also basically the ancestors of modern rabianic Judaism (there were other sects at the time that died out around the time the temple was destroyed, Pharisees with their focus on following the oral law in the Talmud were able to survive the destruction unlike other sects). So yeah, blame the Jews.
This is basically the story of every one of the tribes that opposed Rome. Even if they won they’d soon fall apart and start bickering. They couldn’t stand up to the united Roman front, even if their warriors would hand the Romans their asses if they all united under one leader.
How many years before 9/11 just sort of becomes a random day on the calendar that is ignored by everyone who isn't an old guy or elementary school teacher?
It took 7th of December ("a date which will live in infamy", remember) until the surrender of Japan to be forgotten about as an anniversary. The conflict was over, Japan became an ally. If you defeat your aggressor, the infamy dies.
I don't thing a lot of people saw this footage, I don't think I have. The people absolutely covered in dust, the bird trying to clean itself, the cameraman coughing his lungs out, the demeanor of people slowly leaving the nightmarish scene - it's eerie. It's something like a strange European art-film, but it's real. Absolutely haunting stuff.
Happenings at about 31 minutes. From talking about sex and Pamela Anderson to war. Contrary to news reports, it's an actual live description of how sad, bewildered and angry people were as they were trying to figure out what the fuck was happening. Confusion as conflicting news reports of other expolsions come in, and unfiltered talk about nuking the shit out of the middle east. Interesting to hear Howard immediately correctly identify it as an attack by Bin Laden, and voicing his discontent about not having caught the bastard yet, while it would take ten more years for that to happen.
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1 queerjihad 2019-09-11
Top fucking kek
1 SaltyMarshmall 2019-09-11
They need to cast one of the 911 babies.
1 mr_sams_anus_88 2019-09-11
Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steal Beams.
1 byobombs 2019-09-11
Finna melt them steel beams with my jet fuel 😤😋🤤
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-11
Libertarians rejoice as some zoomers born after 9/11 can now legally do porn.
1 jubbergun 2019-09-11
Legally? Sounds too old for most libertarians.
1 SaltyMarshmall 2019-09-11
18 yo mayo pussy can't compete with 20+ yo Asian pussy
1 Chapocel 2019-09-11
Wtf
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-09-11
9/11 is the Christmas Truce of 1914 for left and right-wing retards.
9/10:
"(((Globohomo))) is runing marriage and nuclear family!1!!11!!!"
"Capitalism is destroying the planet!!!!"
9/11:
"9/11 was a conspiracy!"
1 dis_is_my_account 2019-09-11
Except for the tankies who thought 9/11 was good.
1 Actic_Reddit 2019-09-11
Welcome to tankie world, it's basically that you were always retarded so someone decided to troll those retards.
1 kittendispenser 2019-09-11
And Islamists who also think it was good. 🐎👞
1 KingRuler07 2019-09-11
9/11 and 2012 are the best holidays ever.
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Allah Akbar!
1 Chapocel 2019-09-11
Aloha Snackbar ,tbh.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-09-11
The whole country will as a sign of unquestioning loyalty melt, too.
1 dokapon111 2019-09-11
9/11 can legally smoke now
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
Other things that happened on Sept. 11th:
9: 17th, 18th & 19th Roman legions wiped out by German tribes at the battle of the Teutenborg Forest.
1297: William Wallace leads Scotland to victory against the English at the Battle of Stirling.
1596: Malta defeats the Ottoman Empire ending the Great Siege of Malta.
1649: Oliver Cromwell's forces commit the massacre of Drogheda in Ireland.
1741: Maria Hapsburg declares herself Holy Roman Emperor (the first and last foid to do so), sparking the War of the Austrian Succession (a rare victory for France so well done to them, I guess).
1928: Ty Cobb bats for the last time. Retires to drink and beat his son.
1936: The Hoover Dam is officially opened (then called the Boulder Dam).
1945: Japanese Prime Minister Tojo Hideki is captured by US soldiers after he unsuccessfully tries to commit seppuku.
1945: The first successful use of a kidney dialysis machine.
1946: The first mobile phone (car phone) is used.
1951: Florence Chadwick becomes the first woman to swim the English channel.
1961: The World Wildlife Fund is created.
1966: The Rolling Stones appear on the Ed Sullivan show.
1973: Chiliean President Salvador Allende is deposed in a US-backed military coup. He later commits suicide.
1978: The last known death by smallpox (a female photographer was infected in a lab accident in the UK).
1997: Scotland votes for a devolved government ending over 500 years of direct English rule.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-11
😢
1 jubbergun 2019-09-11
That marks the point in history where the Italians turned into lazy, lecherous drunkards and Hans and Franz got the itch to make everyone their bitch.
1 Momruepari 2019-09-11
remember when the Italians killed Jesus and the kikes got blamed for it?
1 jubbergun 2019-09-11
I seem to recall that the dago in charge washed his hands of the manner, both literally and figuratively (like, he seriously had his servants bring out a basin and towels so he could wash his hands in front of the crowd) to demonstrate that he (and Rome) weren't going take responsibility for nailing the guy to a tree. Then again, he also said, "Do whatever, like I give a fuck" and gave the mob what they wanted. This is probably one of the earliest historical accounts of the passive-aggressive nature of my greasy ancestors.
Let's go back to how my kraut ancestors walloped by wop ancestors, then we can mock the Scotch-Irish part of my family for being a bunch of useless drunks.
Oh, and someone remind Chris Cuomo that "Fredo" isn't a racial slur, and saying that it is a racial slur is totally a Fredo move.
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
Pontius Pilate amassed a huge fortune in Judea and was later recalled to Rome and forced to commit suicide rather than face criminal charges for embezzlement (which would have bankrupted his whole family).
1 jubbergun 2019-09-11
So you're saying that legally he got away with it? Clever guy.
1 Izanaki 2019-09-11
More like Pontius Dilate
1 Chapocel 2019-09-11
More like Prolapsious Pilot
1 pepperouchau 2019-09-11
Ohh so he was Jew-tier rich, so that's why people still blame (((them)))
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
Accounts of what happened to Pilate vary, but I believe that is one of them.
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
Story is that Tiberius and his protege Caligula both had this stunt where they'd threaten rich men with criminal charges unless they signed over half their fortune to the emperor. Tiberius just did it out of assholery (apparently, the guy was the Jimmy Saville of the ancient world and turned Capri into pedo island) but Caligula needed the cash bad to pay for the endless cycle of games and circuses and parades he orchestrated.
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
The gospels vary on their accounts of Pontus Pilates. It’s thought that the later gospels (John especially) white wash him because at that time they were trying to appeal to gentiles and wanted the Pharisees to be blamed more than the gentile Romans. Iirc the Pharisees are also basically the ancestors of modern rabianic Judaism (there were other sects at the time that died out around the time the temple was destroyed, Pharisees with their focus on following the oral law in the Talmud were able to survive the destruction unlike other sects). So yeah, blame the Jews.
1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
Made Varus our bitch. Suck it Italians.
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
The man who led the German tribes to victory, Herman Arminius, was later murdered by his own family, wasn't he?
Germans... can't hold shit together longer than 11 years.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-09-11
Krauts corrupt everything they touch.
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1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
He was killed by other Germanic leaders. Because they feared his power level. iirc
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
Basically I get my Julio-Claudian era history from TV shows, movies and video games so I'll go along with whatever anyone tells me.
I do know it's pretty neat that there's a kraut culture hero called "Herman the German".
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
This is basically the story of every one of the tribes that opposed Rome. Even if they won they’d soon fall apart and start bickering. They couldn’t stand up to the united Roman front, even if their warriors would hand the Romans their asses if they all united under one leader.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-09-11
1 preserved_fish 2019-09-11
Quinctilius Varus, where are my eagles??!!!
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ohKuKy4_s
1 xlhat 2019-09-11
Daddy Pinochet made foíds take the 🐕💊.
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
Allende will take his vengeance from heaven
1 xlhat 2019-09-11
God hates commies sweaty.
1 queerjihad 2019-09-11
Was the kidney machine used on the anime man who failed to commit sushi?
1 morroia 2019-09-11
F but it's done with the towers
t. Phoneposter
1 elephantofdoom 2019-09-11
How many years before 9/11 just sort of becomes a random day on the calendar that is ignored by everyone who isn't an old guy or elementary school teacher?
1 creamygoodnesspirate 2019-09-11
It took 7th of December ("a date which will live in infamy", remember) until the surrender of Japan to be forgotten about as an anniversary. The conflict was over, Japan became an ally. If you defeat your aggressor, the infamy dies.
So the message is clear: nuke Israel.
1 zoggityzag 2019-09-11
Also nuke America. White Sharia or bust.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-09-11
I've been watching some footage from that day.
30 minutes of someone wandering near while it happened
I don't thing a lot of people saw this footage, I don't think I have. The people absolutely covered in dust, the bird trying to clean itself, the cameraman coughing his lungs out, the demeanor of people slowly leaving the nightmarish scene - it's eerie. It's something like a strange European art-film, but it's real. Absolutely haunting stuff.
The Howard Stern Show, interrupted by the attacks
Happenings at about 31 minutes. From talking about sex and Pamela Anderson to war. Contrary to news reports, it's an actual live description of how sad, bewildered and angry people were as they were trying to figure out what the fuck was happening. Confusion as conflicting news reports of other expolsions come in, and unfiltered talk about nuking the shit out of the middle east. Interesting to hear Howard immediately correctly identify it as an attack by Bin Laden, and voicing his discontent about not having caught the bastard yet, while it would take ten more years for that to happen.
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
Howard Stern is a massive faggot
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-09-11
Socks & Cheny
1 Lysis10 2019-09-11
I LOL'd
1 watermark1917 2019-09-11
Never forget the Christchurch massacre
Have you already forgotten?
1 NMJ87 2019-09-11
18 years since Gary Condit staged a terrorist attack to cover up his murder of Chandra Levy.
1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-09-11
It really doesn't feel like 9/11 this year
1 Momruepari 2019-09-11
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDkTxekXkAYKiZ8?format=jpg&name=small
1 KingRuler07 2019-09-11
9/11 is the best
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