Football-basketball-American hybrid at the centre of ongoing normie drama decides to up the ante and LITERALLY JIZZ ON A RANDOM FOID FOR THE #BANTS. r/NFL mods take the side of #JizzTonio and y’all can’t behave the entire thread. BONUS IMAGE: HE FUCKING TEXTS THE FOID TO BRAG ABOUT IT

42  2019-09-11 by 3D_women_disgust_me

23 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-09-11

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1  3D_women_disgust_me 2019-09-11

And here’s the absolute Jemma Jameson madlad texting this foid laughing about how he’s rich AND JIZZED ON HER BACK WHEN SHE WASN’T LOOKING LMFAO

https://i.imgur.com/aPBHmWU_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

1  Ethnicel 2019-09-11

lmao based

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-11

somebody mod this man

1  CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-09-11

Its hard to translate ebonics

1  I8Cereal4Breakfast 2019-09-11

what you gone blast don't fucking write my phone lien bitch thought it was easy to get a come up !

Imagine hiring this guy to work for you.

1  Pwrny 2019-09-11

It’s clearly 2 different sentences though “ I jack my dick on your back !slept with u n bed !”

1  yourdeadwife 2019-09-11

The person who wrote this has already made more money than I will in a decade. Hmmm

1  Peetrius 2019-09-11

Strange how these accusations only come out once he's with the Pats 🤔

1  TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-09-11

Antonio Brown's lawyer had a statement out in like 2 hours. And Mike Mayock alluded to AB's actions speaking louder than words. These court cases don't just appear out of nowhere, this has been being worked on for weeks probably.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-11

this has been being worked on for weeks probably.

probably surreptitiously covered up by raiders front office too, until AB decided to act like the retard he is

1  pepperouchau 2019-09-11

t. coping Patriots fan

1  muffler_kek 2019-09-11

Seething 18-1cel

1  cleverseneca 2019-09-11

Imagine actually caring about ballshitters.

1  3D_women_disgust_me 2019-09-11

Fuck off nerd

1  cleverseneca 2019-09-11

I'm not the one memorizing all the statistical numbers of someone whose sole talent is getting an empty animal skin from random point A to random point B. Literally worse than useless.

1  3D_women_disgust_me 2019-09-11

Spoken like a tier 1 autismo

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-09-11

Hahaha I can be reductivist and that means I'm smart. There is nothing more intelligent than being able to break something down into its more simplistic elements and use that to attempt to remove all meaning from it.

1  cleverseneca 2019-09-11

Still not the one memorizing statistics for fun. Nerd.

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-09-11

Lmao I don't even follow sports, I just happen to not be an autistic pseudo-intellectual and can understand why others enjoy it so much.

1  cleverseneca 2019-09-11

Worrying about people moving a ball about is literally more childish than capeshitters. At least capeshitters know it's not real.

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-09-11

Caring about soortball just means you care about people running around with inflated animal skin

I can be reductionist, too! You're literally just a sack of meat, blood, muscle, and bones! You'd still be that same sack if meat, muscle, blood and bones if you wrote "Brooks was here" and hung yourself, so therefore hanging yourself is the exact same as not hanging yourself! 😁

1  cleverseneca 2019-09-11

Oh honey, please stick to seething and coping. Don't try to hurt yourself trying to engage in activities you clearly aren't suited too. Ok sweaty?