North Carolina Cels cope because a republican won an election or something

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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why do dems cry facism every time they lose an election.

Like even republicans aren't stupid enough to cry communism

even the republicans aren’t stupid enough to cry communism

Lmao

everyone cries and it's awesome

I won the popular vote if you discount illegal immigrants

Sorry ur retarded

thats true though lol

Like even republicans aren't stupid enough to cry communism

Do you live under a rock or is one functioning as your brain

Don’t take the bait he’s gonna get you!

Damn, I'm getting old, been reading too many Ben Garrison art pieces...

He's right that they don't cry about communism when losing elections.

They instead whine about illegals voting.

Illegal globalist commies

Illegal interdimentionalglobalist commies

NC is not a democracy. They have lost in court over:

The point is, the GOP in NC is the worst in the country and constantly involved in illegality and fraud.

Lel, nice new account Watermark

Wow, looks like you're wrong.

I'd argue trying to remove power from an incoming governor because your party lost an election is, in fact, worse than anything antifa has done.

Well yeah because all Antifa is incredibly invective any slightly crooked law has a bigger impact

"slightly crooked."

even republicans aren't stupid enough to cry communism

😂

Kinda all they cry. LoL

Imagine being so retarded, you post this unironically

Join Antifa today. Get out your mom’s basement and do God’s work. The only way you can stop this rule of tyranny. Put on your black mask, load up on orange slices, lattes, and pepper spray. Young warrior.

It is either bait or someone desperate for another guy in their LARP crew

ANTIFA RISE UP

You have nothing to lose but your chains!

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You can see it on /r//conservative where they muse about putting gun turrets on the border to gun down people simply because they're different. Everything else is just an excuse, a veil. Do you think the Christchurch shooter was larping? Was that a joke? This is actually alarming to me, you people seem to unironically trying to argue he should get an extra term because he was investigated, like every other president before him. You people seriously underestimate what Trump and his cult are the most unhinged political movement in the western world. Shocked we don't see more internet cop drama here tbh. They're some of the most embarrassing people in the world. I'm only counting domestic ones, poorfags are always burning them. Almost like trade wars and instability can be negative to an economy.

Yeah, flying a baby Trump is on equal footing with: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Crusade You didn't respond to me, so I figured I'd follow you around and get your hot takes on how these were defensive actions. Nah, the person I linked is actually pretty neutral and has a good enough understanding of the subjects to be worth a listen. Bald-faced lie, lying article dismissed, lying media Politico will never be trusted again. Sad! You actually made that quote up it looks like. What Trump said was: He actually said the storm had a 95% of impacting Alabama. Pressed by reporters about it on Wednesday, Trump insisted, at one point last week, there was a “95 percent” chance of Dorian impacting Alabama. But no part of Alabama was ever in the forecasts didn't. Maybe the rightoids can learn something from this. "This hurricane has a 95% chance to hit Alabama."

You should go read my post history. I am in multiple arguments with rightoids claiming nazis do not exist. Prove to me that Poe's law isn't effect for both Chans. This right here is denying they exist and implying it's all some big troll. Come at me again and I'll embarrass you with screenshots of rightoids literally saying nazism does not exist. Furthermore, when have I ever used those terms seriously? Go find a single example you ape. You want to make claims, support them. Common historical myth I believe, at least in the case of America: Alright, I'm done with this, you're clearly suffering from some form of learning disability and just can not process information.

As with any thread that’s political... Keep your comments civil or this thread will be locked, and you will be banned.

Y’ALL

Can’t

BEE HIVE

A month ago I listened to a town hall where bishop told attendees that “the lord delivered Donald Trump to us. And it is our Christian duty to protect him.”

This is the insane religious extremism that is winning seats in our state. The might not be suicide bombing, but they’re happy to declare war. They disgust me.

I guess all those nazi insults, calls for revolution, #resist and general leftist assholery was just a misunderstood peaceful call for unity

Calling them Nazis is being kind, not an insult. It's educational

actual Nazis don't mind being called Nazis so there's that as welll

Not true.

The Nazi is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, fascist, racist, bigot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Nazi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

This district won't exist in the next election anyway. Repubs Gerrymandered it, cheated to win it and then they still won it XD

cheated to win it and then they still won it

NC politics is wild man. Just this morning this happened https://twitter.com/anne_esq/status/1171794348889034752?s=19

What’s she being arrested for

Not 100% sure yet, but i think interferring with the voting procedures. While half Democrats were at a 9/11 memorial the Repubs held a surprise vote to override the Dem Governor's Veto.

Chad move tbh

Epic, simply epic.

Classic 4D Chess move.

I'm glad to live in an age where I can drop smug anime reaction pictures on state senators reddit posts.

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I didn't get to vote. I realized that the vote was coming up on Saturday, the day after early election closed, and was in a different state for work this week.

Trust me I beat myself up over it all day yesterday. Super sad over the results and wish I could have done my part. (Although slightly relieved it wasn't so close to the point where I would have felt even worse.)

While it's completely 100% my fault, I am super fucking pissed that there was NOTHING in my news feeds or anything that this was coming up until it was too late.

The Federalists were right, the Society of 1789 were right, people are too fucking stupid to be trusted with Democracy, and we need to restrict the vote to those who will use it reaponsibly.

Only land owners should be allowed to vote, like the founding fathers intended

I say, what’s next? We let the plow horses vote? Mmmfmfnf

i'm dying, coming from /r/charlotte, this thread is way funnier than mine. PROPS

Welcome to our blessed sub

You would freely welcome a foid into our midst?

of course the Charlotte thread is bland and has a stick up it's ass. its got Charlotte people in it

the problem is that I trust rural states that have the majority power in Senate even less, they will restrict it to "true 'Mericans" which will be Ben Garrison and his fentanyl gang

Founding Fathers really fucked over the US by creating Senate, it doesn't give power to the elites as intended, ironically it gives the majority power to 15% of the poorest mayo trash in the nation

Ok retard, go post your head thesis somewhere else

lost a district election and already the leftoids are calling fraud and conspiracy theory

tbh the last election there WAS a fraud and an elaborate conspiracy by some politician there who was pathetic enough to do this sort of thing for a fucking house seat

like if you wanna cheat in an election, do it over something where you have actual power, like presidency or governorship, why the fuck would you cheat over this, unless you are high seniority status and happen to be the house leader you have zero power there, except voting in lockstep with your party and grandstanding in hearings

To be fair, that has been legit happening in that backwater state.

Another corrupt GOP zealot takes power, slowly freedom erodes and fascism rises. Welcome to the New America sponsored by Koch bros dark money and old people.To the downvoter: Enjoy the rotten world to come, you deserve it :-)

This is the delicious cope that keeps me on plebbit

It’s funny cause the dem raised 3x as much money but apparently that’s good money?

Mayos can’t grasp the thought that both sides are basically the same, and full of shit weasels

Basically playing the good cop and the bad cop.

It's evidence the Russians stole it for Drumpf. Time to impeach!

I love peach mints

This is weak bait.

The consulting firm that Dan Bishop hired were paying people gas money, a hotel room, and $25 an hour to door knock and get people out to the polls the weeks leading up to the election. It was a pretty easy $600 weekend and I got to see what Charlotte was like (it was boring).

Visited friends there and had a blast

What did you guys do?

Door knocked all day to confirm support for Dan and got twisted in the evening with a bunch of military brats.

People who want government to have more control, yet think they are going to get more freedom in return are interesting creatures.

JOB CREATOR

but seriously who gives a fuck, it went for Trump by 12 points and they are rural trash anyway, they should chill the fuck out and keep the seething for later

Mentally Ill Man Impersonates the Joker, Claims that New Fascist Amerikkka is Sponsored by a Dead Libertarian Billionaire.

He had this to say about the incident:

"Another corrupt GOP zealot takes power, slowly freedom erodes and fascism rises. Welcome to the New America sponsored by Koch bros dark money and old people.

To the downvoter: Enjoy the rotten world to come, you deserve it :-)".

This thread should’ve been locked immediately. Mods are a disgrace and this sub is only going to get more overrun until the RNC happens

MOOOOOOOODS, DELETE ANYTHING THAT MIGHT SHOW WE'RE NOT WINNING!

REEEE

All poitical campaigns should end with a fight to the death. Once the winner has eaten the losers heart they will gain the wisdom necessary to rule.

80 IQ flyover state votes for rich connected republican

Noooooo!!!!! How???? WHY?!?!?!?

Retard state votes in retard. How surprising