He should whip out his tiny yellow dick and furiously masturbate on stage while loudly humming vaguely-recognizable commercial jingles until he blows a fat load all over Kamala Harris’s lips and chin.
Real talk: if I were any of these guys’ campaign managers, I would suggest some kind of different look to set them apart. A vest, an ascot, a tie pin, something.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-11
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1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-11
So he's finally taking his campaign as seriously as everyone else is?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-09-11
Lol based Stevie French. This proposal isn’t anymore clownish than giving everyone 1K gib bux
1 lolcows63 2019-09-11
TBF he is so far behind at this point he needs to pull out all of the stops, try and go the trump route so the media eats it up.
1 _narrows 2019-09-11
He should whip out his tiny yellow dick and furiously masturbate on stage while loudly humming vaguely-recognizable commercial jingles until he blows a fat load all over Kamala Harris’s lips and chin.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-11
He should shout out /r/aznmasculinity
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-09-11
Wait do you play RS2 at all
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-11
I don't know what that is
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1 employee10038080 2019-09-11
RuneScape 2?
1 heretobefriends 2019-09-11
The first candidate to show up in a sleek bodysuit, promising to meme us into the future, wins my vote.
1 Throwmeawayhard7 2019-09-11
Can you afford transistor surgery at 12k/year? Asking for a trend.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-11
What would transistor implants do, exactly?
1 Throwmeawayhard7 2019-09-11
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-11
Yang/Vermin Supreme 2020
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-09-11
Real talk: if I were any of these guys’ campaign managers, I would suggest some kind of different look to set them apart. A vest, an ascot, a tie pin, something.
1 NMJ87 2019-09-11
Santorum did the sweater vest and I remember that to this day. I also remember people put a pretty gross entry into urban dictionary for him.
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1 NMJ87 2019-09-11
He should wear a suit that looks like a sheet of $100 bills.
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-09-11
Damn he's really going to do it. He's really going to show up in blackace