Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
Imagine waking up as bardfinn in a day, stepping out of the rancid cheese he calls bed and nearly slipping on a pissjug. Checking his mail at his trailer court mail box and being pissed because welfare isnt what it was last month. Lamenting that he needs a woman, and thinking "maybe this will be the day, if I just defend m'lady a little harder online, one of them will pick me"
Some years ago, I joined a cult. We ended up preforming some pretty dark rituals that called upon Eldritch Gods using the blood of Innocents to incarnate the very essence of smug into a human form and the result was Bardfinn.
Reddit Admins do not have the time, nor, generally, the ability (especially on the job) to just read through a subreddit arbitrarily and make decisions on the fly about it
Literally spent more time writing that reply than it would take to browse a subreddit for a few minutes to get the gist of it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-11
Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
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1 Kat_B0T 2019-09-11
These ‘people’ unironically have ruined this site. Imagine caring about what subreddits exist, it’s so fucking easy to make one.
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1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-11
Bardfinn is a legendary retard
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-11
Imagine waking up as bardfinn in a day, stepping out of the rancid cheese he calls bed and nearly slipping on a pissjug. Checking his mail at his trailer court mail box and being pissed because welfare isnt what it was last month. Lamenting that he needs a woman, and thinking "maybe this will be the day, if I just defend m'lady a little harder online, one of them will pick me"
Pathetic.
1 trapochaphouse 2019-09-11
I thought Bardfinn became the girlfriend.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-11
That's just the next step, eventually after never getting a woman, he transitions to being one
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-09-11
Some years ago, I joined a cult. We ended up preforming some pretty dark rituals that called upon Eldritch Gods using the blood of Innocents to incarnate the very essence of smug into a human form and the result was Bardfinn.
Sorry about that
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-09-11
Yeah, that's about the fastest I've ever hated someone
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1 jimmerz28 2019-09-11
Stop
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-09-11
What part of that comment do you object to?
1 jimmerz28 2019-09-11
None.
I'm thankful Europe (or rather Germany) can do what the USA can't:
Shutting down libertarians and male feminists.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-11
Based
1 employee10038080 2019-09-11
They can't do much about those Muslims tho
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1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2019-09-11
Literally spent more time writing that reply than it would take to browse a subreddit for a few minutes to get the gist of it.
Also, is their job not all things Reddit? 🤔
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2019-09-11
Imagine putting that much effort into a comment let alone anything on the internet that isn’t posting about bussy
1 vgiannis1 2019-09-11
Of course it's bardfinn. Check out r/fairmods , it's the internet equivalent of talking to yourself