Redditors piss their pants over le drumporf making a joke

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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IssA JOkE!! hE iS tRoLLiNG!!1!

No, he isn't. This man has no sense of humor and has never made a joke in his life.

But, if I grant that for the sake of argument, a president who trolls people is insane.

Go home Trumplicans, post stays.

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these “people” clearly don’t follow his twitter.

nah but they do comment the same tired insults everytime he tweets

The kranstien brothers 🤢

It’s true that the left can’t meme or have any sense of humor, which is pretty sad considering it used to be the opposite

I thought they got gassed

they were grifters

when has it been the opposite?

Pre the sjw movement and wokeness.

lol I knew absolutely nothing about politics back then so I wouldn’t know

Same tbh

Around the bush era and part of the Obama administration

ah yeah I’m pretty sure I was in elementary school then

Dont they have very creepy pictures where they are shirtless with little boys or is that someone else?

That sounds about right

Hue predominant culture can never have a sense of humor as the predominant culture cannot make fun of itself or be labeled a heritic

Ya that’s an apt observation

I don't know. Reagan was part of predominant culture and he was funny af:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRTau5jusU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh6q9gNCIQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7sP47e8tA (first joke is good at least)

Ehhhh, I'd say Reagan was more of a cultural shift. He may have been from a more conservative time as a whole, but it was also not too far out from the counter-culture of the 60s and 70s and his entire appeal rested on a different vision for the US than anyone else was offering. I don't think it would be fair to say pre-Reagan culture was conservative in the way it was during Reagan.

Remember Lil' Bush?

I member

Oh lord lol, I tried watching that when it came out, but back then I didn’t even know the differences of the parties. Regardless I’m going to say it was cringe and an early sign that the left couldn’t meme. I like the daily show and Colbert report, idk if that means they could meme 🤔

I was way too young when I watched it to pick up on most "jokes." Only thing I remember was Bush having a crush on Khandaleesi Rice

No, he isn't. This man has no sense of humor and has never made a joke in his life.

It's dangerous to underestimate people this much. Trump absolutely jokes but it's just never self-deprecating. He has too big of an ego to make fun of himself. However he clearly makes jokes on Twitter. His rally’s are basically stand up comedy for boomers

Yeah he just basically jokes and makes fun of commy mommy for two hours lol. That’s his rally.

Jesus that sounds awesome

Any drama poster could riff on her harder than dementia daddy.

His rallies are very much not awesome lol they're boring as shit.

He's had some bangers on Twitter before he became president. Being the Daddy in Chief has probably accelerated the dementia. Sad!

Before, he wasn’t very liquid, and was always on the verge of bankruptcy. Now that he’s president, he can direct government officials to stay at his hotels, and some of them are finally turning a profit. Now he can buy all the McDonalds hamburgers he wants , and his cholesterol has shot through the roof, severely exacerbating his vascular dementia

C O P E

The main joke I can think of that he made about himself were the various further references of covfefe

a president who trolls people is insane

Who better than that to represent the American people?

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This man has no sense of humor and has never made a joke in his life.

These are the same people who think that his joking about hillary clinton violating subpoena and deleting her emails was the equivalent of conspiring with Russia to derail the presidential election.

Imagine thinking Trump doesn't have a sense of humour. Literally half of his tweets are boomer jokes.

His tweet well wishing all the ‘haters and losers’ was pretty good. For a boomer his shit posting is pretty good tbh

He’s repeated this multiple times in 2 days and before that. He said it at his NC rally dead pan serious about how they may have to look at changing the rules (constitution) since the current rules only allow 2 terms.

Well daddy is pretty crazy, but I still doubt it, zero chance of it happening let alone the dems, Even Batshit Republicans like term limits they would just rather get Pence in office.

Yeah I mean we all thought him actually getting elected in the first place was a pretty funny impossibility. I'm not sure what to believe.

But if he is serious, would this count as him doing a premature victory lap for 2020?

LMAO Rent Free

😴😴😴

Try harder.

I wasn't on Twitter today so I snorted at work looking at this. The 2024 and beyond shit always gets them seething. Like no shit he's joking. 50k subhumans really upvoted that thinking he's serious.

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The reddit zoomers are about as gullible as the Facebook boomers. In fact, they’re like the stereotypical boomers in almost every way.

don’t you mean millenials

The people born in the mid 90s are zoomers.

yuck

Fuck.

Suck

other word ending with uck

I am 96

Cuck

Truck.

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Lol, he's joking of course, which is why one can head over to the Donald and find them unironically trying to argue he should get an extra term because he was investigated, like every other president before him.

You people seriously underestimate what Trump and his base are, they aren't joking most of the time, he says absurd shit as a canary in the coal mine to see what plays with his base.

If Trump loses in 2020 there's a 100% chance he claims illegal immigrants caused it, the election was rigged, and he's the rightful president, and there's a 100% his unhinged base fully supports that.

Do you just like, follow my account around? I never read anything you say. Well sometimes I do but not really.

You're just low hanging fruit.

Also if you don't want drama daddy for 3 terms you're actually not a dramatard.

resist has gotten weak, i wanna see rightoid #revolution

why do u even care? none of this matters and even if it did you have no power to change it. just enjoy it, it's fun.

I'd argue that woketards are more unhinged than trumptards.

If Trump loses in 2020 there's a 100% chance he claims illegal immigrants caused it, the election was rigged, and he's the rightful president, and there's a 100% his unhinged base fully supports that.

Bold words from a party who's been crying about russia since the day they lost.

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Except it's true Russian hacking stole the election. Now we see them at it again with North Carolina

Mueller: the Russians definitely interfered. They're still interfering. Daddy welcomed the help. This is bad

Rightoids: totally clears the president!

The DDF can never admit Daddy is a useful idiot because then they'd have to admit that they are too

I'm most excited for China trying interfering for the democrats and the left becoming the DDF.

It's probably already happened. I figure the only reason we know as much about the russia hacking shit is that they wanted us to. More chaos.

China cyber numba one

As we speak, Winnie the Pooh is hiring one hundred thousand Xi-shills to invade social networks. So long as they don't mention the Tienanmen Square Massacre of 1989, they shouldn't be subjected to such lies.

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okay, based

Imagine riding on "TRUMP. Should be SCARED. SHITLESS. MUELLER IS COMING. BE TERRIFIED HAHAHAHA!!" for months and coming up with "not sufficient" and "didn't exonerate".

Only because the President can’t be charged by the DOJ. Mueller’s own report shows all the evidence of collusion with the Russians.

There was never more than a cent in the piggy jar.

Imagine the fact that it's 2019 and Avenatti was arrested. I thought Trump was surely supposed to be in prison by now?

Russian money has many reaches. Avenatti was clearly too much of a risk and someone needed him shut down before the primaries started. It’s fear, pure and simple fear.

Being a self-destructing extortionist and abuser to own the republicans.

Lmao you would take this literally. This is exactly why drunpf wins in 2020. You guys make normal people cringe. Hang up the TDS, and join the rest of us

Most of Trump’s base aren’t posting on Reddit, they’re counting the newly-added zeros in their 401ks, going to their daily jobs, raising kids, paying a mortgage.

And as long as Trump keeps SPX above 2500 going into 2020, none of that is going to change.

Most of Trump's base can't even count 15 and thinks the earth is 6000 years old.

I highly doubt they have even a basic comprehension of anything that's going on.

That’s nice sweetie

Do you not think he would do it if he could?

Christ that mod sticky. how are these people real

Hes not joking. Its NOT a JOKE. He LITERALLY is incapable of humour

Progressive powerjannie projecting perpetually

Trump wants to be the dictator of america.

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Anyone thinking this guy doesn't know he'll be dead by 2024 is kidding themselves.

He's 800 years old and telling bad jokes to make people rip their dicks off.

I really love this man, single handedly creates more drama without trying than this entire subreddit ever could.

Which begs the question: Daddy has a Reddit account, so why isn’t he an r/drama mod?

What is his reddit account?

Check r/the_donald's top all time page. He did an AMA

Only 57k karma? Not my president. 😤

Not even full permissions, nice democracy you got there.

I don't trust dementia daddy with full perms.

If they think Trump isn't great at telling jokes, they've never seen him at a roast.

That dinner with Clinton where he called himself the most humble man to ever exist is fucking hilarious because your mind can't decide if that's a joke or what he actually believes

literally shaking rn

Those same people yell about how insecure he has to be.

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