Something weird is going on with my therapist...
51 2019-09-12 by RandolphCox
I wanted to tell my therapist about the good sleep I've been getting, but when I went to their office it was empty, not even furniture. So, I then tried calling Harvard (where he teaches in spare time) and the receptionist told me to stop calling and that what I was saying wasn't funny? I am starting to get scared folx. Please leave a comment, share, or upvote.
31 comments
1 Pneumonic-Plague 2019-09-12
Why should we leave a comment, share, or upvote. How will this affect your problem?
1 Arbys_Official 2019-09-12
Why are you being rude?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-12
Have you tried ADX Florence #04475–046?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-09-12
My pen pal!
1 Anti-GallowBoob 2019-09-12
This is the best you could come up with?
1 ImHereForTheBussy 2019-09-12
I get the feeling this is the beginning of a new chapter in the saga of Randy.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-09-12
Hes been building this therapist character up for 2 months man and this is the payout? Its all just a trannie schizo dream? Come on randy you can do better. From the beginning of bad spelling man to the glory days of pastor randy to testosterone illiterate randy he’s always been my favorite gimmick poster. And at the start the nofap—> trans was fuckin hilarious, with the thigh posts and all. Then a week or so in and it just started to drag hard. Ever since this arc started its been like a bad tv show. I stick with it because i like randy but damn is it boring and predictable. I get the symbolism and symmetry between the Pastor randy and Trandy arcs but still. A shame and tragedy.
2/10
Still better than Masterlawz.
1 TheDarthJeb 2019-09-12
"Randy got gun /" was the peak of Randy posting
1 gunowner63 2019-09-12
Would have been the greatest post ever if he had just abandoned the account after it. more legendary than dramatard.
1 loli_esports 2019-09-12
The therapist was in tower 2 on floor 78
1 ImHereForTheBussy 2019-09-12
I upvoted this and shared it with some friends & family. Now I'm leaving a comment.
Stay strong Randolph, maybe your therapist is just testing your ability to rely on yourself for emotional & psychological support.
1 CarefulExamination 2019-09-12
Can we please move to the next shtick Randy?
1 SymboIicCyanide 2019-09-12
My suggestion is to get a new therapist and then tell us what they think?
1 diggity_md 2019-09-12
Someone wanna cuck out to the jannies and ban this monstrously unfunny gimmickposter for a month?
1 Crowbar-12 2019-09-12
This is why we need Notch back
1 AsexualBarbieBoy 2019-09-12
PM me if you need someone to talk to
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-09-12
Phase 3 ladies and gentlerandies!
1 darth_stroyer 2019-09-12
Randette redemption arc?
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-09-12
Time to kill this failed bit and roll out Randy Classic
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-12
You got mk-ultra'd, Randolphina 🤯😱
1 TheDarthJeb 2019-09-12
Schizo Randy makes more sense than Flowers for Algernon troon Randy tbh.
1 Mayos_side 2019-09-12
Have you checked your blood? Like, really checked it out?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-09-12
You're like a modern day John Nash, without the shitting yourself on stage. I assume.
1 MotherOfLore 2019-09-12
I hope you get better!
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-09-12
You have been hallucinating the existence of your therapist. Your therapist never existed
1 zsfh 2019-09-12
your new gimmick sucks.
1 gilmore606 2019-09-12
i used to run an online RPG with a bunch of regular players and every so often we would get a guy like RandolphCox who long-played a weird character and never broke it and got up to hijinks. those were the best players and we treasured those crazy fucks. mr cox plz never stop doing this
1 gunowner63 2019-09-12
You used to be the best poster here and now you've completely lost your touch. Create a new account and get a different gimmick because this will never be entertaining.
1 companyfry 2019-09-12
It’s so obvious how did we not see it before
1 kachowlmq 2019-09-12
Ever see the movie The Game with Michael Douglas?
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-09-12
I'm not sure I can do any of those things, but I an unfollow if it would help.