FACT: Jennifer Lopez is too old, fat and barrel-chested to play a high end stripper.

43  2019-09-12 by SandorClegane_AMA

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It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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What am I supposed to be seeing here?

Those guns...

Like when Cameron Diaz tried to be sexy for one last movie back in 2011’s “Bad teacher.”

Admit it you rubbed yourself raw when it came out

She got stoned and listened to Dio on her lunch break. Sign me up.

She has not aged too well.

She really has not aged well

She was still hot in that film.

Current JLo is still way hotter than current bogged to the wall Cameron Diaz

Cope

I'd still hit it

Imagine the smell

Tacos. Musty tacos.

dat ass doh

Well that's what you get in post-Weinstein Hollywood.

Yeah in Weinstein Hollywood we would have got some skinny chick with no ass and mosquito bites for tits.

Should’ve asked Shakira. She looked INSANELY hot in that video where she is pole dancing from a few years ago.

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I'd still do her

she was, is and will always be a very gorgeous woman

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