Incels cope hard over girls wanting Chad

1  2019-09-13 by PraisePerun

31 comments

Incels are not wrong tho, they are just pussies about it.

Also I guarantee that like, 50% of that article is actually just due to men not wanting to get married anymore. There is literally no benefit to it.

Incels do have some things right. Our society slowly moving away from monogamy is a bad thing, for a multitude of reasons. Just look at that tinder study showing 80% of all female users are fucking, while only 20% of the males are fucking.

Funny enough, it's mainly men that are into non-monogamy. By like, a 20% difference too.

I'm sure less men would be into non-monogamy if they knew in advance how things are actually going to go.

It's true though. Women have ridiculous standards these days.

That's white men get for spoiling white women.

Aren't they all incels who's marrying these mayoesses

True Chads obviously go for rice pussy

White rice or brown rice?

I prefer white rice but Brown rice can be tasty too 👍

brown rice = tacomerifats

Women have ridiculous standards these days.

They're higher than they have been within the past 50 years but historically much lower than average. Also a factor is that men are lowering in quality, e.g. with respect to higher rates of video game addiction and social isolation, low rates of job stability, lower rates of college education compared to women, etc. A large proportion of young men are more or less dropping out of the dating pool by making themselves completely undesirable

lower rates of college education

This is gonna be an interesting one as time goes on, since fewer moids than foids are going to college these days. We're already starting to see confused foids with high amounts of education wondering why they can't find their educational/status equivalent. Highly educated/high status moids are far more willing to date foids of lower education as long as she's pretty and tugs his peepee ever once in a while, so that imbalance is gonna be further exacerbated. Not to mention many of the higher earner men are often more autistic than then regular population too.

It's gonna be great for drama.

I don't think anything different's really going to happen other than that less people are going to get married. Single women are going to continue to live in low-level but persistent sex in the city-style misery or total celibacy and maybe settle down when they're older, single men are going to continue to go MGTOW/incel and either sperg out and do something destructive or live in low-level but persistent misery and maybe settle down with some fat weeb they met on discord. Both genders are going to continue to get sucked into escapism (animu, furry, porn, politics, netflix, kink, fandom, social media, etc.), making them even worse marriage material as they fail to develop soft/social skills or meaningful hobbies, and nothing will change except that a higher proportion of people will be living these lifestyles and blaming the opposite gender for their lack of romantic success. The state of the dating pool is just a facet of the west's cultural sickness and it's probably going to worsen more or less quietly aside from the semi-frequently think-piece and occasional acting out from MGTOWs/incels.

sex in the city-style misery

Zoomer here explain this reference.

The state of the dating pool is just a facet of the west's cultural sickness and it's probably going to worsen

Gigantic redpills but it's a bit too pessimistic tbh. Maybe this is how failed MGTOW and older overeducated women feel but the younger gen isn't seeing things the same way. The video game/animu/kink/fandoms stuff in general are basically mainstream now so it doesn't really indicate that they're all NEET lost causes.

Nearly everyone ends up settling when they finally hook up with a long term partner. Ask a dude what he wants in a hypothetical woman, he's not going to say dumpy and kind of dumb, but laughs at my jokes and touches my weiner regularly. Which is him taking what he can get like the woman is going to end up doing.

It's nature. Women have to be selective, because the cost of breeding is more than them.

You see it in nature in apes, hippos, etc where there's an alpha chad mammal inseminating all the females and all the beta males get killed or cucked.

Why should humanity be different? Compete or get cucked.

I know it's nature, but society keeps lying to us and say everyone can be chad by being confident.

2/10 goes for 9/10 foid and cries ridiculous standards when he gets rejected 😴

You a female?

Damn, you know what?

You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean.

Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs.

I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work.

Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has sent me enough money, I take whatever steps I can to promote or censor anything that’s even tangentially related to what they’ve highlighted for me. If the entity in question also happens to have a very small minority stake in Reddit (or if one of the site’s executives has rumored ties to their organization), then I make sure to publicly fellate them whilst simultaneously denying their influence. The more sucking that I do, the more cash I receive!

Mind you, I don’t actually spend any of that loot, because moving out of my parents’ basement would mean that I wouldn’t get that crack-of-noon ego-stroking anymore. No, rather than using those ill-gotten gains to improve my lot in life, I sculpt them into life-size (and anatomically correct) sculptures – using copious amounts of my own neck-sweat as glue – of the various public figures whose actions or perspectives anger you.

Anyway, once I’ve made certain that my corrupt overlords are pleased, I start looking for ways that I can ruin individual users’ days. Randomly removing posts (and then pretending that they were in violation of some invisible rules) is the only way that I can become aroused, after all, and I need to stand at my full, massive two inches if I’m going to be able to reach myself past all of my stomach fat. Having come to attention, I put on my self-pleasure hat – which is a trilby, of course – and start banning people who disagree with my opinions.

Those opinions having been carefully structured to go against yours, of course.

It’s time for a break by that point, so I spend an hour or three lecturing my waifu body-pillow about a given social trend that makes people (again, specifically you) upset. She’ll usually offer some kind of counterargument, which means that I need to throw an impotent tantrum. Whenever that happens, my only solace comes by way of somehow abusing my awesome Internet powers, typically while gorging myself on junk food, soda, and heaping handfuls of straight-up lard. Don’t ask me how that abuse actually manifests, though, because I’ll silence all of the remarkably insightful questions that you send my way. The thing is, I’ve never heard any of them before... and since my hidden masters haven’t told me how to respond, my only option is to screech at my computer monitor as I wildly flail around.

Those eight seconds of exertion tend to bring me pretty close to unconsciousness, so I have to completely ignore the communities that I govern for a while, thereby allowing a multitude of posts and comments to go through unchecked. Fortunately, they’re only ever submissions which you (once more, specifically you) find distasteful, so it still counts as a victory. At the same time, though, if you try to submit anything – especially if it’s entirely adherent to those invisible rules that I mentioned earlier – I’ll wheeze my way back into a semi-upright position for just long enough to mete out another completely unwarranted ban.

Finally, once all of that is done, I kill myself, frequently by dying in a fire. Getting the suggestion to do so dozens (or even hundreds) of times a day just proves to be too much for my utterly unfathomable intellect to handle, so I eventually succumb to the sweet embrace of death.

Besides, it’s the only way that I can get to sleep at night.

TL;DR: You don’t need to read this, because you’ve already decided that you know it all.

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6' tall men are 20% of the population.

If you're 5'9 just say you're fucking 6' lol. They can't tell half the time. As long as you're taller than them they're game.

"Smart" (ie 115 IQ or higher) men are 15% of the population.

When a girl says she wants someone smart she's not thinking IQ levels lmao. She literally just means any average dude that isn't pursuing a career in burger flipping at fucking McDonalds.

I wear 2in insoles and just say I'm 6'. If a tall dude calls me out I just say they're taller than whatever they say they are lol.

What're they gonna do bring out measuring tape?

Imagine caring about gussy

Imagine feeling intimidated by gussy

Imagine worrying about when your next fix of gussy will come

Imagine genuflucting to foids just for the off-chance you'll smell some gussy

Imagine not being asexual

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

cooe

Coolness Only Playas Exude

Yes, asexuality is C.O.P.E

How can u be a playa if u don't play the game

We've won the game.

The seether was me all along

Everyone wants Chad/Stacy, but most people recognize that they aren't in their league and they should find someone who makes them happy.

Incels are pathetic because they aren't in stacy's or becky's league but blame chad instead of improving themselves or going after whatever meme is lower than becky.

Foid who do the same are also as pathetic.

They're in our own subbie :(