A Marine on boot leave stops a fight at his old high school and people get all kinds of mad for some reason

1  2019-09-13 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

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1  RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-09-13

Probably mad because he fucked that kids back. This guy took the Gillette commercial too seriously 🤣

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-13

Fucking scumbag. Hope his kids die in his arms, and every one in his squad dies because of a mistake he makes and he wakes up screaming their names drenched in sweat every night of his life.

This guy gonna need some blood pressure meds like next year.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

My favorite comment

The Vietnam War in a nutshell

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

fuck that's so good

1  AsexualBarbieBoy 2019-09-13

just never comment again for the greater good please that flair is so horrible.

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

talk to trappy saruh about it

1  Burnnoticelover 2019-09-13

Sir, this is a gut truck.

1  ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-13

Went after those kids like they were a box of crayons.

1  LostMaterial0 2019-09-13

UUUURRRRR RAHHH

CHARGE THAT MACHINE GUN NEST MARINE

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

Do you want some pussy charging a machinegun nest?

1  ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-13

Yes.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

You would

1  ThousandQueerReich 2019-09-13

No u.

1  acidoverbasic 2019-09-13

Lol recruiters

1  Alicesnakebae 2019-09-13

Yup that's a marine

1  GirlFartCompilation 2019-09-13

Literally every person who posts on fightporn unironically is a fat balding man wearing a tap out shirt

1  BlastMyBussy 2019-09-13

r/fightporn is lame but r/brutalbeatdowns is decent

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

this post is incredible https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/d3gios/knockout_has_boy_clapping_xd/

1  Michelanvalo 2019-09-13

I can't believe how big of a loser everyone is in those comments thread.

HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR ASSAULT!

No one is putting a soldier in jail for breaking up a fight

1  heretobefriends 2019-09-13

You're supposed to let the little manlets fight it out, but I guess never pass up a chance to signal.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

News:

https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-marine-body-slams-fighting-high-school-students-california/29027142

1  heretobefriends 2019-09-13

He saw a dangerous fight break out...." said U.S. Marine Maj. Thomas Driscoll.

Dangerous to their reputation, maybe, being seen flailing around like tiny monkeys.

1  AHealthySenseofDread 2019-09-13

said U.S. Marine Maj. Thomas Driscoll.

>Be a field grade officer

>Still have to answer for boots being boots

why commission

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-09-13

tiny monkeys.

Wow dude, let's turn the racism down a notch or two.

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

I can read that sub for fucking hours. I love that place

1  CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-13

'Truck'? 'Boulder'? More like 'Final Solution' lmao. 😎

1  TheColdTurtle 2019-09-13

Based as fuck

1  SnapshillBot 2019-09-13

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1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

omg this is the dude, he's doing an ama or something? https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/d3k4zb/i_am_josue_valdez_sarmiento_the_stockton_high/

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

fake as fuck

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

yeah but some of us like to engage in suspension of disbelief

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

He adds in a few troll details.

his gf is a high school junior

he’s a reservist

told the kid to respect the USMC

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-09-13

semper fuckin fi brother

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

yut

1  betazoom78 2019-09-13

Fucking boots

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-13

Can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing on boot leave. Instead I froze my ass off and walked around malls in my deltas like a jackass.

1  Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-09-13

My recruiter signed my harp duty chit and told me to have fun on leave. I was a navyfag though.

1  Frostfright 2019-09-13

There's a hilarious number of comments in that thread that either didn't watch the video, or don't know what a cop uniform looks like

1  JustLions 2019-09-13

Haha that tackle had ten times the force of all their punches combined.

1  AsexualBarbieBoy 2019-09-13

Based Marine ending violence through greater violence

1  thajugganuat 2019-09-13

I bet they complain about teachers not intervening on other posts

1  MotorButterscotch 2019-09-13

Boots left the ground

1  ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-09-13

lmao he could have killed those kids

basically the perfect Marine 🎖️🎖️🎖️

1  TheColdTurtle 2019-09-13

Why does every redditer think that humans are super fragile and made out of glass?

1  Burnnoticelover 2019-09-13

Because they are.

1  chimpan_z 2019-09-13

CTEcel cope