Imagine getting dunked on by algorithms

49  2019-09-21 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Probably a troll but still lmao.

Basically the only difference between good and bad posts on any of the creative writing subs lmao

Ugly is an attitude. It's a state of mind. It's the way you carry yourself. And so is beautiful!

Hahahahaha how is being ugly even real hahahahaha just fix your posture like stand up straight hahahahaha

It's like in the movies when the ugly girl takes off her glasses and ponytail and everyone realizes that ugly girl is actually really hot but not actually like that at all because this ain't Hollywood and standing up straight ain't gonna fix that face, babe

Shut up incel

Cope

like just hit the gym and work out, smh

lol they all play along as if it's real

why the fuck is she getting ads for ugly porn while all I'm getting is shemale, gay, and sex offender registry advertisements

She probably visits /r/drama in incognito.

crippling social anxiety,

Can redditors give this a break

Fucking please this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.