When they throw around words like “the worker” and “the working class” and “the laborer” what they actually mean is “me and my white collar friends who think our jobs in management should be unionized”. They are all secretly repulsed by the very people a workers revolution would benefit, to the point of blatant condescension.
It’s the same with woke Redditors who have (do? present? dunno) a Freudian slip and reveal that when they talk about the “poor black man” they’re actually picturing a half and half upper middle class college student who was the token “black” kid in their preppy high school, who the average black man would make fun of. They’re terrified of average black people and let their covert mayo racism slip from time to time because of it. Average black people aren’t the mindless chimp monkeys who inject marijuanas and cause the gangster hoodlum crime (im afraid of black people btw) that rightoids want you to believe, but they’re sure as shit not supporting the LGBT pride parade in their city.
I don't even understand comments like the second one. Sure, they're both thirsty moids blowing smoke up her ass, but at the least the first line sounds somewhat believable, rather than just sad and desperate.
If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
>if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
Most guys? No one wants to suck a dudes balls with hair all over then. 🤢🤮.
You can either batwing but that really require more hands than two helping. Alone I do the orb and pull. To get the loose skin you keep your balls seperated and pull down so the skin is flat. Get the front and then the back. Repeat with different holding angle to get any side hairs. For the around the balls and the bottom, grab firmly and turn the skin holding the testicle into an orb and shave over it.
It’s all pretty simple and leaves you nice and not gross to actually get some.
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are shaving, trimming, washing and grooming your balls every week solely so they can go and get sucked on by another man.
Yeah now that I think about it that seems a little too far.
Awhile back there was a similar "trashy wedding" post in /r/trashy where one of the guests showed up, shared other pictures, and was like "I guess we're trashy? That's alright." Way more awesome than this.
For as seemingly upset as they were getting their wedding picture posted that was a little too tongue in cheek. Plus I think she said that they had been wearing suits but took off their shirts and it doesn't seem to add up. And it's a brand new account.
Yeah, if she had posted some kind of proof or went along with it I think it would be more believable.
Knowing the context honestly puts everything in perspective. Sure, it's kinda trashy, but what about digging through profiles to mine for fake internet points and material to mock along with your internet butt buddies?
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Oh God, did I just describe this subreddit as well? Have I become self aware? Damn, now what?
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3 wsbking 2019-09-23
Reddit: Workers of the world unite!
Also Reddit: Is that a casual, cheap wedding? Ewwww
8 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-23
They only care about ghetto blacks and street trannies
1 uniqueguy263 2019-09-23
FTFY
6 RBLXTalk 2019-09-23
When they throw around words like “the worker” and “the working class” and “the laborer” what they actually mean is “me and my white collar friends who think our jobs in management should be unionized”. They are all secretly repulsed by the very people a workers revolution would benefit, to the point of blatant condescension.
It’s the same with woke Redditors who have (do? present? dunno) a Freudian slip and reveal that when they talk about the “poor black man” they’re actually picturing a half and half upper middle class college student who was the token “black” kid in their preppy high school, who the average black man would make fun of. They’re terrified of average black people and let their covert mayo racism slip from time to time because of it. Average black people aren’t the mindless chimp monkeys who inject marijuanas and cause the gangster hoodlum crime (im afraid of black people btw) that rightoids want you to believe, but they’re sure as shit not supporting the LGBT pride parade in their city.
Thank you for reading my seriouspost.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-23
And they really hate trannies
2 heretobefriends 2019-09-23
> You look beautiful in this photo btw
> I just wanted to tell you I also think you look amazing in the picture. It was the first thing I noticed, not the tshirts.
Every time.
5 Futhermucker 2019-09-23
if anything, i'll be the one in the kitchen ;)
5 RBLXTalk 2019-09-23
madam may i please get a crumb of pussy
2 VanillaReign 2019-09-23
I don't even understand comments like the second one. Sure, they're both thirsty moids blowing smoke up her ass, but at the least the first line sounds somewhat believable, rather than just sad and desperate.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-23
If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
>if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
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1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-23
90% chance that the groom was also wearing jeans.
2 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-09-23
The groom is on the far left btw.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-23
Oh no.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
who the fuck shaves their balls? You ever tried that shit? No sir. No one who has a set of balls even jokes about shaving them.
3 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-09-23
Lmao no one licks ur balls
2 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-09-23
Most guys? No one wants to suck a dudes balls with hair all over then. 🤢🤮.
You can either batwing but that really require more hands than two helping. Alone I do the orb and pull. To get the loose skin you keep your balls seperated and pull down so the skin is flat. Get the front and then the back. Repeat with different holding angle to get any side hairs. For the around the balls and the bottom, grab firmly and turn the skin holding the testicle into an orb and shave over it.
It’s all pretty simple and leaves you nice and not gross to actually get some.
4 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
lmao look at this cuck shaving his balls for his bf
5 zergling_Lester 2019-09-23
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are shaving, trimming, washing and grooming your balls every week solely so they can go and get sucked on by another man.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
you cant be gay and rational at the same time
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-23
I was under the impression that you don't fuck and hearing that you've never trimmed your southbeard is a blaring confirmation
it's nbd dude, throw on a podcast you like, jump in the shower, and get to shaving. I do it every time there's a full moon
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
i trim mah dude. I think i tried shaving once and learned the hard way.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-09-23
Just get em waxed bro. Let a professional handle it.
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-09-23
This tbh. The moment I became gay I lost all rational thought which is why im a /r/Drama user.
2 seenten 2019-09-23
How many gay bars you going to on a weekly basis?
2 shitpersonality 2019-09-23
It is easy as fuck. Maybe you shouldn't shave with a serrated knife?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
lmao look at this cuck not shaving his balls with a dull walmart machete
2 shitpersonality 2019-09-23
I use nair/veet so the dull part is surprisingly accurate.
2 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
doesnt that shit burn? good lord
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-23
Thats how you know it is working. End result: Smooth as eggs
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-23
i tried it once and it wasnt that bad?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
what do you, like, stretch it out like a bat wing and go to town or something?
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-23
pretty much, ball skin is stretchy and actually pretty tough. the hard part is that it itches when the stubble first grows back in
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
turning your sack into a bat wing sounds pretty gay tbh
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-23
dont pretend youre not gonna try it as soon as this thread is over 🤔
1 RBLXTalk 2019-09-23
“this thread is over”
your brain has been fried by 4chan honey, take a rest
1 faponurmom 2019-09-23
What about a sugar glider?
0 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
they have fur tho?
1 eva_remastered 2019-09-23
I endorse the accuracy of this post
1 lickedTators 2019-09-23
Yeah, except it's not itchy in my experience.
1 faponurmom 2019-09-23
Shaving them is the easy part. It's the incredible, persistent itching for the next week or so as the hair grows back in that's the hard part.
1 Stenwalden 2019-09-23
Dude just pluck them out one by one with tweezers like a normal person jeez...
1 somegurk 2019-09-23
I always imagined it would involve clothes pegs, like stretching out a canvas.
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1 FlexualHealing 2019-09-23
Norelco with the guard off. Although that is more so a close trim I guess.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
thats what i do, but thats not "shaving" technically. Thats a trim. Shaving implies a razor to the scrotum.
1 somestupidname1 2019-09-23
I shaved my pubes in high school once and when they grew back it was the worst thing ever.
1 VanillaReign 2019-09-23
I know right? Go get them waxed like a respectable tranny.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-23
You get more sensation with less hair. Have sex.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-23
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-23
Hell yeah
1 Woolgun 2019-09-23
If you never came close to hurting your balls or cutting them off, have you ever really felt the full sensation of having them?
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-09-23
How else are you going to pull off a one man dp? Slip your dick in her vag then pop the balls in her stinkhole.
1 cleverseneca 2019-09-23
Look at all the people below role playing that someone will come within 10 meters of their junk!
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-23
Why is it always women with full arm sleeves that end up doing trashy shit?
2 MotorButterscotch 2019-09-23
Cuz you can take a girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-23
Looks like the pic before a gangbang
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-09-23
MAYOD.COM
2 heretobefriends 2019-09-23
HICKED.COM
5 Chapo_Landlords 2019-09-23
SKOALED.GOV
3 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-09-23
SQUEEEED.BIZ
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-23
REDMAN.EDU
1 911roofer 2019-09-23
"Squeal like a pig!"
1 pepperouchau 2019-09-23
8 snallygaster 2019-09-23
There's literally nothing wrong with being an out and proud fentanyl-american
2 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
Did she marry FAS Neckbeard to the left, or the chubby manlet to the right? Inquiring minds need to know!
1 darth_tiffany 2019-09-23
Best part, hands down.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-09-23
That's the part that makes me think it's all bs.
2 darth_tiffany 2019-09-23
Yeah now that I think about it that seems a little too far.
Awhile back there was a similar "trashy wedding" post in /r/trashy where one of the guests showed up, shared other pictures, and was like "I guess we're trashy? That's alright." Way more awesome than this.
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-09-23
For as seemingly upset as they were getting their wedding picture posted that was a little too tongue in cheek. Plus I think she said that they had been wearing suits but took off their shirts and it doesn't seem to add up. And it's a brand new account.
Yeah, if she had posted some kind of proof or went along with it I think it would be more believable.
1 Momruepari 2019-09-23
100% fake and gay
4 seenten 2019-09-23
One has to wonder what they thought would happen posting this on the internet
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-23
Now reverse this photo and make everyone trannies in Portland and see how Reddit likes it.
5 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
This guy feels the need to defend literal trailer trash.
6 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-23
TRAILER TRASH RISE UP
3 ComedicSans 2019-09-23
"Put down your fentanyl and... Oh, never mind"
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-09-23
Knowing the context honestly puts everything in perspective. Sure, it's kinda trashy, but what about digging through profiles to mine for fake internet points and material to mock along with your internet butt buddies?
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Oh God, did I just describe this subreddit as well? Have I become self aware? Damn, now what?
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-09-23
Acceptance, then go scope out your trashiest Facebook friends and post their autism here. (Blur out names tho.)
1 bugeyedredditors 2019-09-23
I feel like some other group got there first.
1 dingleface 2019-09-23
LOL at the type of people who have Zelda themed weddings with their non-binary partner trying to dunk on rednecks for wearing jeans to a wedding.
1 fernguts 2019-09-23
They got a hold of this at /r/trashy too, but m'lady didn't show up to defend here honour.