‘Joker’ Will Not Play At Aurora Theater Where 2012 ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Shooting Occurred

225  2019-09-25 by TheColdTurtle

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Dang I don’t remember there being 70 injured. That’s crazy.

Probably because there was another shooting the week after where more people died. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

aspycel.

What's an aspycel?

Asperger cel

Okay

Someone is going to rise up because of this

This is the start of the great incel uprising. It will be like the Turner Diaries only somehow way way more retarded.

Imagine inspiring a shooting by trying to avoid a shooting

It’s like pottery

We... live in a society.

I do not blame them.

This is the only theater that I'm like "yeah, this actually makes sense" lol

Someone woman on Reddit told her story about being in the theater the night of the shooting. It’s quite a harrowing account. Her husband got shot in the leg, but because of the adrenaline he barely noticed. When they both got out they realized his leg was overflowing with blood and he almost passed out. It was very close to being amputated if paramedics arrived later than they did.

A leg wound in the wrong spot will cause you to die in minutes. Had a friend who was robbed at his house, the burglars shot him in the leg with a handgun, bullet clipped his femoral artery, and he bled out before the ambulance was even close.

Damn sorry for your loss.

When I had my motorcycle crash, my first thought was shame that I was blocking the road with my bike, so I stood up, picked it up, and pushed it over to the side of the road.

At the hospital I later discovered I had a broken collarbone. I could feel pain in my left side as I was picking that heavy ass bike up but somehow I ignored it. I was also covered completely in bruises and had torn off skin from road rash in several places, luckily my helmet and clothes absorbed most of the damage. But had literally skidded along the asphalt at 60 miles an hour bouncing like a rag doll.

Somehow I weirdly don't recall the incident as being very painful, like I've stubbed my toe, or had to hold my shit on the rain, and recalled worse pain. Two guys like ran over to me soon after it happened and I was trying to get up and talk to them but I remember one just saying "He's in shock" and it suddenly sort of clicked, fuck I am, so I just laid down.

Now it hurt a lot the next day, I was practically immobile.

Damn that’s some crazy shit. How long did it take to recover from all that?

Hmmm, about 9 months maybe. My arm wouldn't heal after six months, then I had a surgery to fix the clavicle and that took another 3 or so months to recover from. Although I still feel shit from it, never gonna go away entirely I think.

I bet they played suicide squad

Like I went to NYC once and wanted to take the elevator to the top of the Freedom Tower with my brother once. His (now ex) wife practically had a panic attack and wouldn't let us though. Like I think it's dumb, but I understand, whatever.

The Joker in its story of a disturbed man who gets possession of a gun and uses it has some awful echoes for five people of the 300-plus Aurora, Colorado victim base

Has "victim base" always been a term or is it a new burgerland form of measurement?

WE LIVE IN A POST-MODERN SOCIETY

What if the true metanarratives were the postmodernists we met along the way

Howdy ma'am 🤠, we measure our mass-shootin' grounds in 160 acre blocs according to the Homestead Act but only if you're west of the Mississippi.

I'm surprised that they didn't clarify the story is about a pathetic loser incel white man who gets a gun and ruins lives (which are, as we know, the only crimes committed with firearms and the reason we need to ban them.)

lol yeah the guy that was going to shoot it up is now all disappointed and has to cancel

he goes to another theater then which is the point dingus

im saying if someones crazy enough to shoot up a theatre its probably not 100% dependent on the joker movie being played

except it was entirely dependent on that it was a theater playing Capeshit when the shooter went full Jokester retard. he was going to shoot up someplace but it had to be a batman theater. you can't even trole gun-control shit in drama of all places

yeah hed just be normal if batman wasnt playing thats definitely the main reason he did it and not because he was a bug eyed mkultra looking dork

yeah hed just be normal if batman wasnt playing thats definitely the main reason he did it and not because he was a bug eyed mkultra looking dork

what's your favorite genre of movie so I know which films to wait a couple of days before seeing in the theater

Can you imagine what an insurance company would charge your movie theater after the second deadly mass shooting?

probably more than a bucket of crab legs with "butter"dipping sauce I reckon

I used to be in a grindcore band called Bucket of Buttered Crab Legs, actually.

was your lead named Robert?

His name was Baggadix

the only solution is to not show this movie.

The national guard being called in to deal with an incel uprising triggered by a Joker movie would be a fitting enough way to cap off this decade, I think.

Is it time for the military to start rounding up incels yet?

Absolutely ridiculous. There have been probably hundreds of movies about mentally ill people doing bad things. It's a well trodden road in cinema. Yet somehow this time everyone's got to get their panties in a twist.

Take a shot every time a journalist confuses a character having reasonable motivations with "glorifying".

Sneeding

Formerly Cope's

It's OK you don't have to be original, the buzzwords are only filtered in post titles

we really do live in a society

They're just creating a new capeshittershooter by doing this.

Why is this even news

‘Theatre won’t play film’

Are you retarded or pretending to be retarded

yes

Pussies.

Letting the incelorrists win.