I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
Hating Goldblum is too fucking easy, hes up there with Bob Ross and Keanu Reeves in "people on reddit must love unconditionally". Plus the Fly is amazing but hes just a jew scientist again so it kind of cancels out.
Ragnarok was peak Marvel lol ecks dee random reddit-pandering retard humor, and Goldblum brought all of his twee Wes Anderson autism to the party for a paycheck.
If /r/moviescirclejerk was actually good they would take /r/movies to task for this kind of shit instead of yikesposting about Joker or whatever.
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I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-25
Just hold still, xir or mam. You’ve been dabbed on, /all style. We’re doing our best to keep your karma stable.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-25
No, stop. I haven't made anyone angry outside this sub in a long time. I need this to prove I still got it.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-25
Keep them going. Tell that one that his bit in Ragnarok sucked ass.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-25
Good advice.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-25
I checked. Holy shit dude. 🤣😂
1 Trappys_balls 2019-09-25
Hating Goldblum is too fucking easy, hes up there with Bob Ross and Keanu Reeves in "people on reddit must love unconditionally". Plus the Fly is amazing but hes just a jew scientist again so it kind of cancels out.
1 Slump_o 2019-09-25
He should play a scientist but it turns out he’s born again christian at the end of the movie
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-09-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s&feature=youtu.be&t=4
1 ManBearFridge 2019-09-25
https://youtu.be/dQmK1CnwOUI
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-09-25
How dare he say something like that, everyone loves goldblum so much so that he gets to be at the end of the line for the ovens
1 Redactor0 2019-09-25
He was great as "Freak #1" in Death Wish. You gotta admit that was not a stereotypical Jew scientist character.
1 diggity_md 2019-09-25
You have to admit, he got you pretty good.
1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-09-25
Ragnarok was peak Marvel lol ecks dee random reddit-pandering retard humor, and Goldblum brought all of his twee Wes Anderson autism to the party for a paycheck.
If /r/moviescirclejerk was actually good they would take /r/movies to task for this kind of shit instead of yikesposting about Joker or whatever.
1 Spysix 2019-09-25
But, let's be real, who the fuck thinks bringing up actors from the 90s who are geriatrics now is going to be a really good sequel sequel sequel?
Fucking Hollywood is bankrupt.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-09-25
Jeff Goldblum's only good performance is The Fly