Ben “Gotta Gas Em All” Garrison reveals that Daddy has been playing 4D chess all along. 😈😈😈

233  2019-09-25 by Ghdust2

44 comments

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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oh my god this is too much

Dude sentient lmao

the fuck

Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

choose your words carefully big guy, this is my wife you're talking about here

this is my wife you're talking about here

For you, lmao

Leave OUR wife alone!

I think it actually scans titles for keywords to determine what quote to put as well.

The above is a snappy quote as well btw.

He can't keep getting away with it

ಠ_ಠ

at this rate trump's trap won't spring until we're all dead

I hope it's pretty soon then

This is borderline Qultist levels of cope.

Pretty sure Ben is a practicing qultist

Is the stick in der ground trump?

I guess you can stump the Trump.

😎 😎 😎

...That trap will whiff if Pelosi just crouches down a little bit.

Which she’d have to do in order to hit the button with that tiny mallet.

Pelosi looking pretty youthful here

Hottie

Nice milkers.

Ben may not function up there but down there... lmao

Jokes on them, I was only pretending to do something illegal.

It can't be illegal if I get away with it. Also makes me smart.

I left a flock of rappers dead and buried
A verse from me is like eleven birds
I did the math, it’s like 2000 dollars every word
I’m on the verge, I’ll beat the charge
I killed some niggas and I walked away from it
Then I observe, just how you curve
And told them niggas that they gotta wait for it
“I know-I know you in high demand”
I’m balling on a pussy nigga like Juwanna Mann
I’m drowning all inside the pussy like I never swam
Ayy, fuck your IG, I put somethin’ on your sonogram
I’m the man, ayy, ayy

Did you know that if you took away just 2.8 million votes in California, Hillary Clinton would have still won the popular vote anyway? That's pretty impressive right, take away 2.8 million votes in the state with the most Americans and she still comes out on top.

Also, if you took 2.8 million votes in California from Trump, he would have lost by 6 million votes, instead of 3 million. I just feel like that's an important statistic because apparently taking away Californian votes from people is a thing, I don't see why it should just go one way.

People who live in California should not be allowed to vote the same way that people who are convicted of a felony aren't allowed to vote. If you move to a new state after ten years you can petition the court to have your civil liberties restored.

Survey says "based" with 76 votes.

Yeah but since when do Chapos want America to have a qualified person leading it?

Listen guy, I have a serious question.

Imagine delegating the whole illegal immigrant issue to the states. As in, the Federal Government allows individual states to issue a kind of state-issued visas based on whatever requirements they want, but the people with those visas are only allowed to work and reside in the issuing state and whatever other probably democratic states that mutually agreed to respect each others' visas. Also of course the "soil" part of citizenship for children must go, at least for the people on those visas. But all the while they can apply for Federal citizenship as usual.

Speak truthfully: do you think that this is an awesome idea because then Commifornia etc would be able to suck in the entire population of Nigeria and Honduras if they wanted, bringing untold prosperity for everyone and leaving bigoted states to bite the dust? Or does this idea make you uncomfortable somehow, because now we are not in the same boat and if open borders turn out to be a bad idea this will only affect the people who pretended to think that it is a good idea and nobody else would have to bail them out?

Nobody is uncomfortable by your retarded hypothetical because a vast majority of people aren't a massive fucking asshole like you.

The problem with the right wing mindset is that they think that everyone is a disgusting little wretch like them but doesn't want to admit it. No one would want to take the entire country down with it if they made a bad decision.

That's like saying would you be more likely to do a coin toss and if you win you win 500 but if you lose you lose 500 if everybody else in the country also lost the 500 dollars if you lost.

Before you off and call me a liberal the problem with the liberal mindset is that they think either everyone is evil but then or they're the only evil ones. You see them as dishonest and hiding their evil which and avid neoliberal is.

So, you start packing to move yet?

I actually moved into a dilapidated old mansion in the outskirts of town where my fiance and I still get a really good deal because we work on other parts of the house. We sold our car and bought two little shitty cars and we both got a promotion at work. We still struggle but we always will because the class and location we are at.

We are either saving to move to Charlotte, A suburb of Tokyo my uncle lives or to Shenzhen where some of my family lives or do Aliyah to Israel so we can do humanitarian work in Gaza.

Nobody is uncomfortable by your retarded hypothetical

Then why is it a hypothetical, exactly? Seems like a way more achievable compromise than trying to open borders on the federal level.

If you want a realistic answer it's because it would make the US have to shift it's entire framework and each state would have to have closed borders with each other which would cause massive tension between states and probably end with the dissolution of the union.

Not even European countries have closed borders between them

each state would have to have closed borders with each other

No, why? You only want to catch violators eventually just like today, so I see three differences between that and the current system: first, state governments and organizations in immigrant-unfriendly states would work together with ICE, second, its efforts would be focused on the those states instead of immigrant-friendly states where everyone actively sabotages them, and third, the number of illegal immigrants would drop sharply because why take that risk, while legal-but-not-naturalized immigrants would be much easier to track.

You still have immigrants moving between states which would cause tension anything that causes a lot of tension between states rn is a bad idea

My "to each their own" proposal, with everyone agreeing that immigrants violating the agreement are criminals and should be punished (and are found and punished effectively), would result in much lower tension between states than the current situation where everyone tries to set the policy for everyone else and some places openly defy the current law.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that that's just your brain suddenly switching from the politicking to the reality-based mode of thinking and not liking the position that it talked itself into at all.

I can vividly imagine your ancestor 50,000 years ago, passionately arguing that we should go hunting up the river like the brave and wise chief M'Pemba proposes and not down like other cowardly and foolish chiefs say, then suddenly all whoa whoa hol up hol up when someone suggests that we should split then. Because really it was about mostly positioning the followers of M'Pemba as brave, and some things were said with an expectation that others will push back on them, and what if upriver actually sucks?

What about Ukraine?

We seriously need a list of Ben "clever title" Garrison names.

Take a peek through GHDusts history, he’s been posting new ones every day for months now lol

4 out of 7 words are "trap Trump."

At least this one makes sense. Benny has been real off his rocker lately so a coherent comic makes me think the fent hasn't totally rotted away his frontal lobe.