and this guy orders a lettuce wrap with a side of salad and a water
He cares about his appearance, oh no! Being fat is a giant middle finger to all the people who have to look at you, it's like wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a rotting corpse. Fat women are worse because they think they have value.
holy shit all the landwhales talking about times people thought they were pregnant.
Had a woman on a subway in China literally offer her seat to me because she thought I was pregnant. All I had was some belly pudge showing through a really shapeless dress. Standards in China must be super strict if that's what fat is.
uhh yeah...china must be like, super strict lol.......
This is unrelated to the post, but over the past two or so years, I lost about 145 pounds, all natty. There is no group of people that cope and seethe over the fact more than women. They will insist that there's a secret. I tell them no, they just need to eat less. They explode with rage. Then, I demonstrate to them that I can maintain my weight and eat two (2) king size candy bars in a row. This sends them into an incorrectable fury. They never admit defeat and they never admit that the easy, simple, solution is to just eat less.
I'm not sure why, I just felt compelled to share that.
This is unrelated to the post, but over the past two or so years, I gained about 34 pounds of muscle, all natty. There is no group of people that cope and seethe over the fact more than women. They will insist that there's a secret. I tell them no, they just need to eat less, lift more. They explode with rage. Then, I admit to them that I can increase mass while losing fat by drinking 10 mL of my own fresh semen. They immediately begin to blow me, but I don't get fully erect. This sends them into an incorrectable fury. They never admit defeat and they never admit that the easy, simple, solution is to just eat less, lift more.
I'm not sure why, I just felt compelled to share that.
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1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-25
I'm gonna guess that she's really fucking fat
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-25
Like REALLY FUCKING FAT
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-25
Confirmation of being really fat
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-25
Yeah “not that big” it’s means your are still, at the very least, somewhat a fat fuck.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-09-25
"not that big" means "I'm not the fattest person alive on Earth" and nothing more, and it's only said by fat fucks
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-09-25
When they say "not that big" it's like when a girl says she's slept with 3 guys. You multiply by three and add 5. Not that big =/= obese.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-25
He had no choice dude she was forced to be fat
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-09-25
The lesson here is never talk to fat women.
1 trexmundi 2019-09-25
This is the true lesson we must all learn.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-25
This minus the fat part
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-09-25
Most men learn that lesson during puberty.
1 911roofer 2019-09-25
I've known one fat woman in my life who wasn't awful. All others hae been terrible.
1 diggity_md 2019-09-25
fat
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-25
pregante!
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2019-09-25
He cares about his appearance, oh no! Being fat is a giant middle finger to all the people who have to look at you, it's like wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a rotting corpse. Fat women are worse because they think they have value.
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-09-25
lol: https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/d8u41g/some_guy_at_work_asked_me_if_i_was_pregnant/f1f7qkz/
Did she eat the homeless man's food?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-09-25
That was my favorite reply too.
1 MotorButterscotch 2019-09-25
Do you even need to ask
1 FlexualHealing 2019-09-25
Leggo Preggos Eggos
1 911roofer 2019-09-25
She is a walking stereotype of a white whale.
1 Frostfright 2019-09-25
fatty fat fat FATTY
1 Trans_Sexual_Wiener 2019-09-25
holy shit all the landwhales talking about times people thought they were pregnant.
uhh yeah...china must be like, super strict lol.......
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-09-25
Correct me if I'm reading this wrong, but does this mean that the hamplanet's wearing what's basically a tepee and STILL showing her pudge?
1 SideFumbling 2019-09-25
This is unrelated to the post, but over the past two or so years, I lost about 145 pounds, all natty. There is no group of people that cope and seethe over the fact more than women. They will insist that there's a secret. I tell them no, they just need to eat less. They explode with rage. Then, I demonstrate to them that I can maintain my weight and eat two (2) king size candy bars in a row. This sends them into an incorrectable fury. They never admit defeat and they never admit that the easy, simple, solution is to just eat less.
I'm not sure why, I just felt compelled to share that.
Thanks for reading my semi-seriouspost.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-09-25
Yes but also help how to do it while maintaining a steady diet of Bang, Binge drinking, and firehouse subs/cookout
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-25
This is unrelated to the post, but over the past two or so years, I gained about 34 pounds of muscle, all natty. There is no group of people that cope and seethe over the fact more than women. They will insist that there's a secret. I tell them no, they just need to eat less, lift more. They explode with rage. Then, I admit to them that I can increase mass while losing fat by drinking 10 mL of my own fresh semen. They immediately begin to blow me, but I don't get fully erect. This sends them into an incorrectable fury. They never admit defeat and they never admit that the easy, simple, solution is to just eat less, lift more.
I'm not sure why, I just felt compelled to share that.
Thanks for reading my semi-seriouspost.