What are the odds this Bong is a pajeet (and married to a pajeet)? Curry moids seem to be completely clueless about female anatomy, down to the "girls shouldn't poop" bit.
Streetshitters consistently surprise me with how many new and innovative ways they can be completely retarded. If only they'd discover the wonders of deodorant and regular hygiene. Even a lot of their foids are just plain stinky at close range.
This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
I told my husband ladies didn't fart, so for 35 years I have had to leave the room to fart. Problem is I'm going to deaf and I can't hear my own farts anymore. I found this out in the store the other day when everyone turned around and looked at me.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
while watching darling in the franxx i often wondered like when the girls pilot the mechs their consciousness basically leaves their body right but their body still works so doesnt that mean they would fart more because they couldn’t focus on holding it. especially because piloting is so stressful on their body too, the insides of their tight plugsuit is probably streaked with brown by the end. personally i envy hiro the most, he got to sit behind his wife zero two's cute farting ass everyday. especially since the cockpit is such a tight enclosed space with little to no outside air flow. the entire room probably was filled with her wonderful sweaty and farty aroma by the end. no wonder all of zero two's previous hundred partners died, i would risk it all to be behind my precious zero two breathing in her lovely scent. knowing that shes confident and wouldnt even be embarrassed about her farts is the best. i would burry my nose so far up her ass whoever is able to pull it out would be crowned king arthur. i truly love zero two and her farts. anyways, did you guys think about this too when watching?
Sometimes directors just make shitty movies. Real talk though, he said his skin removal surgery for her basically has multiple backstories is pointless considering the money they have to work with. Even if he dies, he could reappear in flashbacks like Chuck in Better Call Saul They're doing a whole other season and we haven't even finished this one yet. He could easily show up again. I hope Will Ferrell reappears as well. He would work great as some kind of AutoMod workaround would actually be kinda cool because the shitposts made about me are usually pretty good in that regard because smoking had become way less common and we're barely in the top fifty countries for alcohol consumption per capita (that sounds like me ragging on the place but I’m actually not, I actually thought Endgame was pretty cocky. I would be far more invested in Emily's story line, because she still has a feminine name, makes herself look feminine, and plays female character at the time. I don't think he would have the bravery to say no. I mean it's pretty easy to tell how much you have. do you think smart celebrities avoid political topics altogether? The only way to win is not to play.
To those of you that are saying I believe his views. Of course I don't and yes I've told him all along that it's not normal. He's not beaten me up or anything it's just this one thing. And all I'm saying is.. Now he's had a few mutual friends tell him that this behavior isn't normal he now tells me just go to the loo then.... but the damage has been done, I have tried and I can't go. And actually he doesn't control me in any other way. I wear what I want, go where I want, do what I want, he looks after me when I'm ill and takes time off to do so if it's serious. He helps clean the house, he cooks, he provides and works hard. Yes this thing is bad but I do think everyone deserves to at least get help and if that doesn't work then yes obviously walk away. I have mental illness too so I'm not using his as an excuse.. I'm merely saying perhaps it's been ingrained in him in childhood by his mother, who I think has had a hugely negative impact on his life. I do believe that both of us should see his therapist to make him realise how bad this is. To those who don't believe what I'm saying and that I'm dumb to stay all that time.. maybe I am but he's the only guy that's never cheated, beaten me up, the only guy that's sat by my side after major surgeries and helped look after my kids, cook for me, clean and take time off unpaid to do so. It's just this one thing and yes it's bad but I think everyone deserves a chance to get help over a situation, especially when they've been good in all other aspects. To those who think I'm lying. Wtf why would I waste my time, I'm a busy working mum with 3 kids 2 of which are full time at work and they have no idea he has this problem as I never discuss it with them. So no he's not messing up my kids heads at all. They have no idea at all about this.
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3 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-26
What are the odds this Bong is a pajeet (and married to a pajeet)? Curry moids seem to be completely clueless about female anatomy, down to the "girls shouldn't poop" bit.
3 acidoverbasic 2019-09-26
🤔 That would make sense, if their posts in BDSM threads are anything to go by.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-09-26
This is probably the most likely explanation, I can't fathom it otherwise.
Although it also reminds of that story of the dude who wouldn't wipe his butthole because he thought touching his ass was gay, so who knows :v
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-09-26
Streetshitters consistently surprise me with how many new and innovative ways they can be completely retarded. If only they'd discover the wonders of deodorant and regular hygiene. Even a lot of their foids are just plain stinky at close range.
1 fistacorpse 2019-09-26
Superpower by 2020 tho
2 MG87 2019-09-26
Pure fucking autism, on both sides
1 BussyShillBot 2019-09-26
This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-26
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-26
Random mum chimes in with:
2 Corporal-Hicks 2019-09-26
my wife farts all the time. i find it hilarious
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-26
Farts are funny, hot, and sexy!
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-09-26
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
1 LongPostBot 2019-09-26
If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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1 Chapose 2019-09-26
Better not
1 DaySee 2019-09-26
SCENTIENT
1 whenweriiide 2019-09-26
I mean, the man is trying. Cut him some slack
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-09-26
while watching darling in the franxx i often wondered like when the girls pilot the mechs their consciousness basically leaves their body right but their body still works so doesnt that mean they would fart more because they couldn’t focus on holding it. especially because piloting is so stressful on their body too, the insides of their tight plugsuit is probably streaked with brown by the end. personally i envy hiro the most, he got to sit behind his wife zero two's cute farting ass everyday. especially since the cockpit is such a tight enclosed space with little to no outside air flow. the entire room probably was filled with her wonderful sweaty and farty aroma by the end. no wonder all of zero two's previous hundred partners died, i would risk it all to be behind my precious zero two breathing in her lovely scent. knowing that shes confident and wouldnt even be embarrassed about her farts is the best. i would burry my nose so far up her ass whoever is able to pull it out would be crowned king arthur. i truly love zero two and her farts. anyways, did you guys think about this too when watching?
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-26
Sometimes directors just make shitty movies. Real talk though, he said his skin removal surgery for her basically has multiple backstories is pointless considering the money they have to work with. Even if he dies, he could reappear in flashbacks like Chuck in Better Call Saul They're doing a whole other season and we haven't even finished this one yet. He could easily show up again. I hope Will Ferrell reappears as well. He would work great as some kind of AutoMod workaround would actually be kinda cool because the shitposts made about me are usually pretty good in that regard because smoking had become way less common and we're barely in the top fifty countries for alcohol consumption per capita (that sounds like me ragging on the place but I’m actually not, I actually thought Endgame was pretty cocky. I would be far more invested in Emily's story line, because she still has a feminine name, makes herself look feminine, and plays female character at the time. I don't think he would have the bravery to say no. I mean it's pretty easy to tell how much you have. do you think smart celebrities avoid political topics altogether? The only way to win is not to play.
1 MG87 2019-09-26
The weeb problem requires a solution
1 westphall 2019-09-26
Is this a quote from Rush Hour?
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-26
Yeah, I was in Rush Hour 2.
1 westphall 2019-09-26
Oh shit, are you Blackie or Chan?
1 shitpersonality 2019-09-26
Yes
1 westphall 2019-09-26
You touched your own radio.
1 whenweriiide 2019-09-26
If Shaun King touches his radio, does it make a sound?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-26
It's not because they can hear it but because its so godawful a stench
1 loli_esports 2019-09-26
is the only way she knows that she farted the sound????
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-26
Lol I have no idea how she doesn't feel it.
2 shitpersonality 2019-09-26
I feel silent farts and see dead people.
2 hyledog 2019-09-26
If she’s going deaf she might be really old and old peoples farts seem to just slip out without warning like their ass muscles are weakened by time
1 diggity_md 2019-09-26
fat
1 211sAndMacallan 2019-09-26
I’m pretty fat and I can assure you we still feel if lol
1 Chapose 2019-09-26
Stfu fattie
1 RBLXTalk 2019-09-26
skinnoid cope
fat is beautiful
1 whenweriiide 2019-09-26
If you dig around your folds you'd find the cope you're looking for
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-09-26
The brap vibrations
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-09-26
Rippling subcutaneous waves
1 employee10038080 2019-09-26
I feel like fat people feel it more cause of the vibrations
1 whenweriiide 2019-09-26
Like slapping a waterbed
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-26
Too much anal.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-09-26
Where are all these foids that care what their men think? I don't think my gussy gives a shit about what I think about anything 😭
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-09-26
As it should be.
2 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-09-26
👀👀
1 cakeisgreat 2019-09-26
They’re old and desperate
1 acidoverbasic 2019-09-26
The absolute state of bongwomen.
2 LongPostBot 2019-09-26
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1 211sAndMacallan 2019-09-26
Wow very relevant good job
1 DaySee 2019-09-26
2 SCENTIENT
1 rsrfy 2019-09-26
maybe if she helped pay their loo loicense he wouldn't mind as much
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-09-26
Women 👏 Poop 👏 Get 👏 Over 👏 It 👏
1 ReBurnInator 2019-09-26
The way to solve this problem is to wait until he's asleep and shit in his mouth.