r/drama: Insane boomer spends the autumn years of his life posting political cartoons on conservative subreddits

Insane boomer spends the autumn years of his life posting political cartoons on conservative subreddits

38 2019-09-27 by Human6928

Much like everyone else on this fine subreddit, I enjoy perusing through the top conservative and liberal subs in order to find some quality lolcows. Recently however, I stumbled across a true treasure trove of boomer humor.

User M_i_c_k has made almost 90 posts in the past week and shows no sign of stopping. He posts exclusively to /r/The_Donald and /r/conservativecartoons and quite literally every single post on this individual's profile is some sort of conservative political cartoon or "meme".

I initially thought that this was just some sort of bot designed to farm karma from brainlets but to my surprise (and joy), he responds to comments on his posts. Additionally, if his posts aren't getting enough attention, he simply comments random jokes onto his own posts.

In conclusion, I hope somebody sends this individual to an old folks home because he is clearly a danger to himself and others. However, I do hope that he receives a computer in the home because I want him to keep posting.

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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-27

In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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