Computer, show me the most intelligent takes on fatherhood in this sector

64  2019-09-28 by Drama_Bridge_Crew

Put the data onscreen

Interesting..

Male reproduction is inherently parasitic, I don't say that to be mean, it's just a statement of facts: Males contribute fewer calories to the production of the next generation even down to conception.

Computer, upload this data to our snappy program right away.

So they feel like they've accomplished something while doing nothing

Someone please run a scan for self-awareness.

12 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-09-28

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1  VanillaReign 2019-09-28

These gimmick accounts are getting out of hand.

1  The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-09-28

Scanning for signs of intelligent life... ... ... ... Scan complete. No intelligent lifeforms detected.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-09-28

Setting phasers from cope to seethe.

1  WhereDidSerotoninGo 2019-09-28

Femoids shame men who want a family, kek.

Morale is as old as Earth - never ever associate with a femoid beyond emotionless intercourse.

1  LightUmbra 2019-09-28

These people are so sad.

1  Protista_of_Peace 2019-09-28

Where is she wrong though?

1  zergling_Lester 2019-09-28

In assuming that the desire to procreate is somehow fundamentally different in moids and foids. It's all produced by the blind mindless god azathoth, the people who wanted to procreate ended up being our ancestors, the people who didn't, didn't.

1  Protista_of_Peace 2019-09-28

Oh, I was looking at the second link. It is true that men's contribution to reproduction is nutting.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-28

Male reproduction is inherently parasitic, I don't say that to be mean, it's just a statement of facts: Males contribute fewer calories to the production of the next generation even down to conception

This but unironically

1  RBLXTalk 2019-09-28

Based. Hook all moids up to milking machines and lock them up.

1  TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-09-28

Now THAT is a take