UPS employees talk about the retarded shit they've done at the job. One guy proudly posts a pic of his pee bottle.

30  2019-09-30 by Ragingbull93

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We had a guy years ago ,, before cell phones & free porn on web,, actually ring up an 800$ phone bill to sex lines ,, at customers shop !

"Hey girl, what can brown do for you? 😏"

calling their work costume "The Browns"

Yup, lots of veneration of the 'browns' and endless bitching about having to pay for the socks. I've noticed that a lot of people see UPS as an alternative career path to the military where they can make 100k per year and have free health insurance without a college degree, so it makes sense.

UPS and FedEx are good companies to work for if you can make it through the entry level shit. I worked at UPS for a while and while the pay sucked and you didn't work close to full time, I had the best insurance I've ever had. I just wish i would have appreciated it at the time.

Yup. Drivers almost never get hired off the street. Usually you have to work 1-5 years loading trucks in the hub first which weeds a lot of people out.

Same with most of the management, which I respect about them. I don't know if it's the current president of UPS, but when I worked there the guy had started as a loader.

I prefer “the coloreds”

One of my my favorites:

Happened to me today. Pulled off in the middle of nowhere and started peeing facing away from the PC because of the wind. Halfway through a truck came up over a hill about ¼ mile away. Good thing my penis is so small so they couldn't see it.

Dicklets BTFO (x27)

Lots of masturbation, theft, and the worst sin of all, working off the clock.

skrrt skrrt my heart hurt

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At my lowest point I used to use pee bottles. They are disgusting, but are also surprisingly convenient. I want chamber pots to make a comeback.