Imagine if daddy got impeached and the military had to get involved. Not that it would happen, but imagine explaining it to grandkids for their social studies project 35 years from now.
I can tell them proudly that I was a war correspondent right there at the front lines giving r/drama a play-by-play of every blow struck in the battle between retarded children and autistic manchildren.
" i am not a crook" .... " i did not have sexual relations with that woman" ... will trump televise his own declaration or must be imagine him saying his tweets
The mobility scooter law: The more retarded your political ideology, the more you look like a fucking bean bag chair and the more likely you are to use a mobility scooter in your daily life.
I'm just afraid of a scenario like they had in Korea when the last president got impeached and she holed up in their White House equivalent and had herself a good long cry for several days. It was really awkward and they just let her do it to avoid the trouble of physically evicting her. I can totally imagine Daddy doing the same thing after losing the election except that it will involve a lot more tweeting.
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10 TaysSecondGussy 2019-09-30
Imagine if daddy got impeached and the military had to get involved. Not that it would happen, but imagine explaining it to grandkids for their social studies project 35 years from now.
12 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
"Now, honey. You know grandpa doesn't like to talk about the meme wars"
7 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-30
The great LARP (antifa vs. proud boys) battle of Portland in feb 2020.
8 duckraul2 2019-09-30
The second battle of the rose city Starbucks, 2021
7 Redactor0 2019-09-30
I can tell them proudly that I was a war correspondent right there at the front lines giving r/drama a play-by-play of every blow struck in the battle between retarded children and autistic manchildren.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-09-30
You'll be like a modern day Walter Cronkite.
5 heretobefriends 2019-09-30
"So it all began when facebook started letting anybody use the site..."
7 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-30
this is the cope of a nervous man
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-09-30
" i am not a crook" .... " i did not have sexual relations with that woman" ... will trump televise his own declaration or must be imagine him saying his tweets
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-30
I wonder what trump's most famous and recognizable quote will be looking back on all this like 25 years from now
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-09-30
Thanks Kanye, very cool!
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-09-30
probably an snl joke
1 taytaybraps 2019-09-30
Quite the irony that the boomers who post "lol drumpf os finished" ironically to pwn the libs are in fact, the real copelords
7 Stenwalden 2019-09-30
I really want to see chapos and DDF take it to the streets. Fucking mobility scooter wars in the style of mad max
6 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
Jousting bout to make a comeback
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-09-30
Fuck I never thought of it, but mobility scooters prove horseshoe theory as well.
1 Stenwalden 2019-09-30
The mobility scooter law: The more retarded your political ideology, the more you look like a fucking bean bag chair and the more likely you are to use a mobility scooter in your daily life.
1 ImNotReallyJesus 2019-09-30
They are the ones at the edges weighing it down
7 Redactor0 2019-09-30
I'm just afraid of a scenario like they had in Korea when the last president got impeached and she holed up in their White House equivalent and had herself a good long cry for several days. It was really awkward and they just let her do it to avoid the trouble of physically evicting her. I can totally imagine Daddy doing the same thing after losing the election except that it will involve a lot more tweeting.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-09-30
this sounds like the most entertaining political event of a lifetime tho
1 heeehaaw 2019-09-30
Daddy will continuosly tweet
1 ImNotReallyJesus 2019-09-30
Bill Clinton? Because that's exactly what happened when William Clinton was impeached.
2 GeauxHouston22 2019-09-30
never heard of him, is he related to hilldawg?
6 heretobefriends 2019-09-30
Imagine going back in time 20 years and explaining that there is a civil war raging in your timeline and it was caused by Donald Trump.
5 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-30
Based AF tbh
4 PacificSpices 2019-09-30
Stating the obvious =/= Calling for it to happen.
10 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
All I'm saying is that I'm incredibly leveraged in the XXXL civilian body armor market and this is good for business.
4 Mayos_side 2019-09-30
I legit wanted to buy some every-day body armor but then I remembered it'd probably be a good thing if I got stabbed.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-09-30
Don't worry kevlar don't stop knifes. 🤗🤗🤗
1 watermark1917 2019-09-30
Yeah he just tweeted that out with no motivations
1 MG87 2019-09-30
It's not gonna happen tho
1 eva_remastered 2019-09-30
lol 👌
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-09-30
C O P E
3 Pepperglue 2019-09-30
Now I want to see him getting impeached.
3 aqouta 2019-09-30
We can only hope the burger wars set off a chain reaction and a world War that finally wipes our disgusting species off the face of the earth.
3 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-09-30
At this rate, daddy is going to be impeached on the grounds of his he reacted to threats of impeachment.
2 SJCards 2019-09-30
AmistadIfItBeCivilWarSoBeIt.gif
4 Redactor0 2019-09-30
There was like 0.2 seconds where I had to wonder if "Amistad" was a capeshit character. This is what the zoomers have done to us.
1 SJCards 2019-09-30
John Quincy Adams is a very capeshit name, to be fair.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-30
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-09-30
Chad move tbh
1 Matues49 2019-09-30
God I wish
1 Plexipus 2019-09-30
Despite being only 2.2% of its American president population, Daddy is calling for 50% of its Civil Wars
1 watermark1917 2019-09-30
Holy fuck it will cause a civil war that will destroy America, like are you trying to give me reasons not to support this
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-09-30
So a bunch of disabled obese fent boomers vs..... someone? California?
I dunno. But lord knows they at least will be heavily armed.