151 2019-09-30 by Ghdust2
37 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-09-30
halal meat is shit and so is regular meat.
I only eat the most savory and delicous meat of all. of my fellow man
32 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-30
wanna eat my ass
EDIT: please respond
16 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-09-30
sorry but even I have standards
9 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-30
😭😭😭
8 shitpersonality 2019-09-30
i only eat woke ass
4 JustLions 2019-09-30
He said meat, not tossed salad.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-09-30
The joke is “not lawn clippings” you mongoose. Your ass is grass not your ass is chopped romaine with pecans cucumbers carrots and raisins with a light vinegarette.
1 JustLions 2019-09-30
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing+salad
3 911roofer 2019-09-30
Are you a cannibal or a homosexual?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-09-30
Calm down dahmer
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-09-30
Longpig burgers mmmm
23 newcomer_ts 2019-09-30
Imagine thinking it's the beef you're eating at McDonald's.
10 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-30
it's horse, especially in the UK
3 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-09-30
Cheval is amazing.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-09-30
You should try it, its a delicacy.
9 bareballzthebitch 2019-09-30
McDonald’s meat is 30% meat and the rest is soy and shredded used mattresses
1 NMJ87 2019-09-30
Taco Bell did actually get in trouble for this quite a few years back.
I think their meat was 11% off from what the USDA considers 'meat filling'
3 necrocannibal2 2019-09-30
McDonalds (and many other American fast food chains) actually have much higher standards outside of the US so it's probably actual meat
they wouldn't survive anywhere selling the garbage they sell to Amerilards that eat anything even if it tastes like styrofoam
21 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-09-30
Taste must be the only religion
Masala
0 employee10038080 2019-09-30
Mashallah? Masala is Indian spice lol
MAYOS OUT OUT OUT
9 necrocannibal2 2019-09-30
it's all the same fucking thing, no one cares
3 employee10038080 2019-09-30
Spoken like a mayo
1 The_White_Light 2019-09-30
Mayo is pretty spicy so can you only put a little bit on? Thanks sweaty
6 JustLions 2019-09-30
I thought that was the joke.
4 automatic_cluck 2019-09-30
Masala is Indian spice lol
feces?
6 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
That was stanard britbong cuisine before they discovered Indian spices.
5 JustLions 2019-09-30
Gotta love a cuisine based on boiling all the flavour away.
Although the Scots basically do the same thing but with oil.
4 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
🤮🤮🤮
I never understood why India was considered "The Crown Jewel of The British Empire" until I tried traditional britbong food.
1 Inceltiers 2019-09-30
Imagine being too much of a femenine sissy to eat a propa pie
2 automatic_cluck 2019-09-30
Photosynthesis is the only way forward
14 dramasexual 2019-09-30
Ah so it's all about profit and NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
...yeah dude, what do you think a corporation is? McDs management would step over your flaming body for an extra 40 cents in profit.
1 911roofer 2019-09-30
Not really. Putting him out would generate at least 5 dollars worth of positive publicity.
11 Redactor0 2019-09-30
I don't make halal food either, so I'd like a thousand people to tweet about how I'm a really stunningly brave person.
3 AntiLuke 2019-09-30
You're not stunningly brave but you are one of the better posters from the metro area.
3 Redactor0 2019-09-30
Thx fam. 🤗
8 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-30
lmao owned muslims now you cant eat mcdonalds if that was something you did before which it probably wasnt
5 Ultrashitposter 2019-09-30
You can eat the meat at McDonald's anyway, since it's not really meat
5 omegaclap 2019-09-30
damn muslims completely btfo, how will they recover from being unable to eat mediocre at best fast food
4 SnapshillBot 2019-09-30
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3 TheColdTurtle 2019-09-30
Just call it halal who the fuck would notice? It is just a shitty one dollar burger
1 ReBurnInator 2019-09-30
It’s 1£ in the UK
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
So about fifty cents by the time they wrap up Brexit
2 HogPostBot 2019-09-30
I swear someone already posted this
2 SideFumbling 2019-09-30
So fucking based.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-09-30
Lol @ the Indians in the comments complaining that their McDonald’s is halal
1 Cauchemar89 2019-09-30
> A few years ago. Yeah that's invalid now. Trial it again
> Small percentage 😂. It’s 2019, time to move with times. I’m done with the tartar sauce
C U R R E N T Y E A R
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-09-30
I don’t think mcdonalds could possibly handle being halal because whatever is in those patties is pretty far removed from being a living animal
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37 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-09-30
halal meat is shit and so is regular meat.
I only eat the most savory and delicous meat of all. of my fellow man
32 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-30
wanna eat my ass
EDIT: please respond
16 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-09-30
sorry but even I have standards
9 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-09-30
😭😭😭
8 shitpersonality 2019-09-30
i only eat woke ass
4 JustLions 2019-09-30
He said meat, not tossed salad.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-09-30
The joke is “not lawn clippings” you mongoose. Your ass is grass not your ass is chopped romaine with pecans cucumbers carrots and raisins with a light vinegarette.
1 JustLions 2019-09-30
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing+salad
3 911roofer 2019-09-30
Are you a cannibal or a homosexual?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-09-30
Calm down dahmer
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-09-30
Longpig burgers mmmm
23 newcomer_ts 2019-09-30
Imagine thinking it's the beef you're eating at McDonald's.
10 CucksLoveTrump 2019-09-30
it's horse, especially in the UK
3 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-09-30
Cheval is amazing.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-09-30
You should try it, its a delicacy.
9 bareballzthebitch 2019-09-30
McDonald’s meat is 30% meat and the rest is soy and shredded used mattresses
1 NMJ87 2019-09-30
Taco Bell did actually get in trouble for this quite a few years back.
I think their meat was 11% off from what the USDA considers 'meat filling'
3 necrocannibal2 2019-09-30
McDonalds (and many other American fast food chains) actually have much higher standards outside of the US so it's probably actual meat
they wouldn't survive anywhere selling the garbage they sell to Amerilards that eat anything even if it tastes like styrofoam
21 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-09-30
Masala
0 employee10038080 2019-09-30
Mashallah? Masala is Indian spice lol
MAYOS OUT OUT OUT
9 necrocannibal2 2019-09-30
it's all the same fucking thing, no one cares
3 employee10038080 2019-09-30
Spoken like a mayo
1 The_White_Light 2019-09-30
Mayo is pretty spicy so can you only put a little bit on? Thanks sweaty
6 JustLions 2019-09-30
I thought that was the joke.
4 automatic_cluck 2019-09-30
feces?
6 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
That was stanard britbong cuisine before they discovered Indian spices.
5 JustLions 2019-09-30
Gotta love a cuisine based on boiling all the flavour away.
Although the Scots basically do the same thing but with oil.
4 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
🤮🤮🤮
I never understood why India was considered "The Crown Jewel of The British Empire" until I tried traditional britbong food.
1 Inceltiers 2019-09-30
Imagine being too much of a femenine sissy to eat a propa pie
2 automatic_cluck 2019-09-30
Photosynthesis is the only way forward
14 dramasexual 2019-09-30
...yeah dude, what do you think a corporation is? McDs management would step over your flaming body for an extra 40 cents in profit.
1 911roofer 2019-09-30
Not really. Putting him out would generate at least 5 dollars worth of positive publicity.
11 Redactor0 2019-09-30
I don't make halal food either, so I'd like a thousand people to tweet about how I'm a really stunningly brave person.
3 AntiLuke 2019-09-30
You're not stunningly brave but you are one of the better posters from the metro area.
3 Redactor0 2019-09-30
Thx fam. 🤗
8 big_papa_stiffy 2019-09-30
lmao owned muslims now you cant eat mcdonalds if that was something you did before which it probably wasnt
5 Ultrashitposter 2019-09-30
You can eat the meat at McDonald's anyway, since it's not really meat
5 omegaclap 2019-09-30
damn muslims completely btfo, how will they recover from being unable to eat mediocre at best fast food
4 SnapshillBot 2019-09-30
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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3 TheColdTurtle 2019-09-30
Just call it halal who the fuck would notice? It is just a shitty one dollar burger
1 ReBurnInator 2019-09-30
It’s 1£ in the UK
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-09-30
So about fifty cents by the time they wrap up Brexit
2 HogPostBot 2019-09-30
I swear someone already posted this
2 SideFumbling 2019-09-30
So fucking based.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-09-30
Lol @ the Indians in the comments complaining that their McDonald’s is halal
1 Cauchemar89 2019-09-30
> A few years ago. Yeah that's invalid now. Trial it again
> Small percentage 😂. It’s 2019, time to move with times. I’m done with the tartar sauce
C U R R E N T Y E A R
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-09-30
I don’t think mcdonalds could possibly handle being halal because whatever is in those patties is pretty far removed from being a living animal