If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
I don't have any Legos and haven't had any real desire to get any in like a decade but now that I think about it I can't wait to have a kid to play with them with.
They had the October 1 ChiCom birthday parade today and they unironically had giant floats of tractors and shit and each one had 5 middle-aged guys riding them. They're actually more boring than mayos at this point.
Buying mass produced plastic tat isn't a hobby. And of course it's Star Wars Lego 🤦🏿♂️
Comparing it to his bum buddy's photography hobby. One of those gets you out of the house, exploring your creativity and actually using your brain to produce something. The other is putting plastic blocks together to make a toy.
The worst part is that you can use legos to be creative. That's the whole fucking point of it. If he was actually building stuff that he came up with in his mind, I'd find that to be a perfectly acceptable hobby even for a grown man, but assembling robeshit starships the way that the man told you to is no better than hoarding.
A true man build what was in the box once. Then he take some part away for other constructions. After about half of the part are gone, he decide that he can rebuild it, he has the technology.
After lamentably failing to find the parts, he try to rebuild it using other parts. From this point, the lego thing look both very ugly and weird af, so the true man take it apart to rebuild it from the ground up. Then he has a great idea to make it look even cooler, if he just add this set of wings to the front.
Kaiser you might be a completely retarded spergoid but you do dig up some good drama. This is just pathetic and makes me feel bad for the people married to these soy manchildren
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If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-01
Wuts an AFOL? Adult Fan of Lego?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-01
Yeah
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-01
Why does that need an abbreviation? Loser is already a word.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-01
These aren’t everyday losers but Lego losers
1 aqouta 2019-10-01
I don't have any Legos and haven't had any real desire to get any in like a decade but now that I think about it I can't wait to have a kid to play with them with.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-01
same
I had like a mountain of legos as a kid and I regret getting rid of them
especially considering a box of legos is like $95 now, it's fuckin nuts
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-10-01
China deserves to win tbh
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-01
Imagine thinking this wouldn't happen to them if they became the dominant superpower.
1 Redactor0 2019-10-01
They had the October 1 ChiCom birthday parade today and they unironically had giant floats of tractors and shit and each one had 5 middle-aged guys riding them. They're actually more boring than mayos at this point.
1 JustLions 2019-10-01
IMPOSSIBRU!
1 aqouta 2019-10-01
East Asians are like mayos 2.0 tbh.
1 slugulon 2019-10-01
The Chinese have no modern culture cmv
1 SymboIicCyanide 2019-10-01
Buying mass produced plastic tat isn't a hobby. And of course it's Star Wars Lego 🤦🏿♂️
Comparing it to his bum buddy's photography hobby. One of those gets you out of the house, exploring your creativity and actually using your brain to produce something. The other is putting plastic blocks together to make a toy.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-01
Where they give you an instruction book. Like ikea.
1 Redactor0 2019-10-01
The worst part is that you can use legos to be creative. That's the whole fucking point of it. If he was actually building stuff that he came up with in his mind, I'd find that to be a perfectly acceptable hobby even for a grown man, but assembling robeshit starships the way that the man told you to is no better than hoarding.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-01
A true man build what was in the box once. Then he take some part away for other constructions. After about half of the part are gone, he decide that he can rebuild it, he has the technology.
After lamentably failing to find the parts, he try to rebuild it using other parts. From this point, the lego thing look both very ugly and weird af, so the true man take it apart to rebuild it from the ground up. Then he has a great idea to make it look even cooler, if he just add this set of wings to the front.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-01
Dont forget some cool treads or wheels
1 aqouta 2019-10-01
Tbh that was my first take but then I realized he could build really shit with like wood and nails instead.
1 aqouta 2019-10-01
Photography is a shit tier hobby tbh.
1 slugulon 2019-10-01
Photography’s gay as fuck oo wow you used the rule of threes good job faggot that doesn’t make your photo of a butterfly any more interesting
1 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-01
My girl is leaving me due to my alcoholism
That makes sense
Your faggot husband liking LEGOs is so tame
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-01
Based drunk
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-01
Is this anti socialization?
1 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-01
?
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-10-01
Kaiser you might be a completely retarded spergoid but you do dig up some good drama. This is just pathetic and makes me feel bad for the people married to these soy manchildren
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-01
This can’t be said enough, this is why we need some sort of cataclysmic event that ends all mayos!
1 serialflamingo 2019-10-01
Lmao imagine saying this about someone's spouse and imagine letting someone say that about your spouse
1 remarkENable 2019-10-01
Make him a Lego dildo
1 newcomer_ts 2019-10-01
This is how you know this person has never been in a relationship let alone married.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-01
What if my hobby is being a degenerate gambler. If my fiancé wouldn’t kill me for it that would probably be my hobby. Love those dice.