r/drama: Half of the zoomers believe that all life will be wiped out in the next 10-15 years

Half of the zoomers believe that all life will be wiped out in the next 10-15 years

236 2019-10-01 by YHofSuburbia

146 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-01

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1 BussyShillBot 2019-10-01

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1 Ultrashitposter 2019-10-01

i wish

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

It's ironic that the less religious youth believe a biblical like apocalypse will happen soon while the older religious type dont

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-10-01

Also compare moderate/slightly religious youth to "secular" morons who use astrology to dictate their lives

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

I like being a Scorpio because women thinks it means I’m going to choke them out and spit in their mouth. And they’re not wrong.

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-10-01

Serious question: I'm an Aries - what exactly am I supposed to be? Asking because I need to lean into that shit because despite myself I am way too into these dumb art hoes and if I need to caricaturize myself and throw away my beliefs for them, I shamelessly will.

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

First of all, based. Gussy deserves to be lied to.

Secondly,

The first sign of the Zodiac, Aries are the trailblazers. Passionate and independent, Aries will never do something just because everyone else is doing it—a Ram needs to be 100 percent committed to the task at hand. Competitive to the max, the best way to motivate an Aries is to turn something into a contest.

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-10-01

You know what, I can definitely work with that. Thanks bro

1 diggity_md 2019-10-01

18 Naked 🤠cowboys🤠 in the showers at 🐏Aries🐏 Ranch!

1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-10-01

Wow, I didn’t need reminding of this. Now I have to leave my desk at work to go jerk off in the bathroom.

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

This happened?

1 byobombs 2019-10-01

For me it did

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

Ok thank god

1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-01

Do Capricorn next

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

spits in ur mouth

Strengths: Responsible, disciplined, self-control, good managers

Weaknesses: Know-it-all, unforgiving, condescending, expecting the worst

1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-01

what about cancer

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

It’s terminal. You only have 3 months to live.

1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-01

🙏🙏🙏 kind of a long time but im a patient man

1 snallygaster 2019-10-01

how do u know all of this astronomy stuff??

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

spits in ur mouth

Cause I’m a dark and mysterious Scorpio ♏️

1 snallygaster 2019-10-01

please stop spitting in my mouth

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

You're a chapo poster

1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-01

chapo check

1 ChapoDetected 2019-10-01

0 of charming_tatum's last 951 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

I meant because youre a cancer, I dont think you are really.

1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-01

O M G

That is literally me

1 loli_esports 2019-10-01

Do aquarium

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

spits in ur mouth

You're like a mama bird feeding your babies

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

[happy chirping noises]

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-01

Taurus?

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

Moo, ur a cow

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-01

Bark bark

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

Do me, I'm cancer, also my sign is cancer.

1 ComedicSans 2019-10-01

Aries will never do something just because everyone else is doing it—a Ram needs to be 100 percent committed to the task at hand.

Autism.

1 chimpan_z 2019-10-01

muh Extremely Male Brain

1 FoidBlaster 2019-10-01

Scorpio here too and can confirm a lot of women buy into this astrology crap and think us Scorpios are the horniest bastards with the biggest sex drive of all signs. And you're right, they're not wrong.

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

My favorite part of being a Scorpio is that it means we were conceived on Valentine’s Day 😈

1 FoidBlaster 2019-10-01

Lmao this is unironically my case. I'm kinda shook now

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-01

you guys are so gay lmao

they're stars, they don't mean anything. you're not an aries or a scorpio you're a dork

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

Take my upvote you sourpuss

1 FoidBlaster 2019-10-01

But like, it speaks to me on a spiritual level. It's like, like it's actually predicting my future. Do you like, understand what I'm saying?

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

When theyre scared it makes em tighter

1 Pinksister 2019-10-01

It literally does mean they were conceived near valentines day though, because that's how pregnancy terms work. That or they're premies which since we're on arr drama is probable.

1 trappysaruh 2019-10-01

premies

howd you know

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

Lol whatever you say Taurus

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

cant wait to fire up the communist rape limo again huh?

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

Hop in! Plenty of room!

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

Can we pick up the one in the bottom right with her fist up? She looks like she puts up zero struggle

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-01

I like a bit of claw in my kitty cat, if you follow

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

She looks pouty at least

1 Arnold_Schrodinger 2019-10-01

Whenever someone brings up astrology to me I remind them that some years back they did the math and realized the calculations were wrong and everyone's signs like shifted over, then I tell them I went from cancer to aids.

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-01

TIL I'm a scorpio

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

These things really have shaken my belief that religion causes people to act irrationally. I now know that religion just collects people who act irrationally to have mass delusions together.

1 watermark1917 2019-10-01

Humanity is literally unable to handle the fact that there is no God

Atheism was a mistake, I was wrong, I regret my actions

1 watermark1917 2019-10-01

“Last night, I tell you, to watch that thing on television as I did,” Reagan said in audio captured by Nixon’s White House taping system, “to see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” Nixon cackled in response.

1 LightUmbra 2019-10-01

And we allow these morons to vote?

1 newcomer_ts 2019-10-01

Morons are the biggest voting block.

1 diggity_md 2019-10-01

The comment was made by monarchism gang

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

Yang wants the voting age dropped to 14

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

Let your kids vote for their own allowance, and they will vote for $1000 a month YEETbux

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-01

Didn’t realize he was a libertarian AoC of 14 is pretty high for his kind

1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-01

Read: most voters since voting was invented

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-01

The percentage of Gen Z who thought that it was at least "somewhat likely" was 67%. Sixty fucking seven. Time for poll taxes and literacy tests.

1 cochnbahls 2019-10-01

Maybe if I spent my time on Earth eating Tide pods and watching reaction/unboxing videos on you tube, I'd think the world is about to end too.

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

If I spent my time on Earth eating Tide pods and watching reaction/unboxing videos on you tube, I'd want the world to end soon.

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-01

If only all foids could be wiped out in the next 10-15 years 😞😢. Maybe then I could finally be volcel

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

Your hand doesn't consent, you rapist.

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-01

non-consent

Sexy as fuck

1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-01

What do you call it where you consider yourself left wing, but also hate almost all left wingers?

1 Peetrius 2019-10-01

Smug 😏

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-01

Donald Trump

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-01

Zionist

1 JustAThrowaway4563 2019-10-01

Radically centrist

1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-01

/r/stupidpol poster?

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-01

Based and contratrarianpilled

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

Depends, why do you consider yourself left wing? There are literally as many left wing factions as there are left wingers, maybe more.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-10-01

I'm anarchosyndicalist and I'm not really sure what that means

1 Cdace 2019-10-01

not being an anarchomonarchist

How does it feel know that no matter what you believe your perfect government is that it’ll get steam rolled by the kings of our universe 🦖 in their quest of anarchic consumption

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

Anarcho techno primitivists rise up.

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

That dance scene in zion during the 2nd matrix movie really should of been cut

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

The 2nd matrix movie should really have been cut.

And the 3rd.

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-01

Posthuman AI hivemind/anarcho-primitivists alliance when

1 istural 2019-10-01

The dinosaurs would be my preferred apocalypse scenario.

1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-01

I support a strong social safety net, infrastructure spending, workers rights, and cutting military budgets. But I also support the right to bear arms, detest immigration, and am relatively socially conservative (I don't get gender theory, hate race quotas and white guilt, and think making families should be respected) What does that make me?

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

A Democrat I guess? Those are hardly even left of center. "wings" generally refer to huge outliers, on the left anything that doesn't at least want to abolish private property even if they don't think they'd be able to probably isn't a winger.

1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-01

That is not indicative of the current political climate and common use of those words, even though you are right. That said, which democrats are anti immigrant, anti gender theory, and skeptical of race based grievances?

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-01

None that want to get elected.

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

The main probably with the whole "spectrum" view under the left/right framework is that politics is really not a spectrum or even a chart. There is a whole landscape of views and value judgements that go into one's political leanings. The current "left" is an unhappy alliance between "progressive" lefties and "material" lefties that are more defined by their aversion to a mythic "right" than any kind of coherent worldview. This "right" itself is equally an illusion that somehow contains both libertarians and fashists.

A wing is really a measurement of distance from the status quo than any kind of bidirectional scale.

1 chimpan_z 2019-10-01

directionoids btfo

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

Democrats up until 2015 or so...

1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-01

HAHAHA HAHA AMERICA YOU WANT CENTER RIGHT OARTY HAHA HAHA YOU HAVE ONE DEMOCRATS HAHA HAHA EUROPE>AMERICA HAHAHA WHAT IS PER CAPITA GDP HAHA HAHA WAIT, WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP GREECE, ITALY, THE UK, FRANCE, AND ALL OF EASTERN EUROPE HAHA STOP PLEASE

1 aqouta 2019-10-01

Is your brain broken? Those are all basically Democrat pillars, both parties in the use are pretty tight on the status quo even if the wingers are loud otherwise. That's why we can have retarded inconsequential policy take center stage like bathroom bills.

1 LightUmbra 2019-10-01

He was saying it's not center right like euros like to say.

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-01

You just described George W Bush... It was called "Compassionate Conservative"

1 Ill_Regal 2019-10-01

Bush

cutting military budget

LMAO

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-01

Well, there was 9/11... Bush came into office saying the same things.

1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-01

Joe Manchin?

1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-01

Who?

1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-01

https://images.axios.com/n85qeiMhh_Cim8iJbFo1ADpJcs4=/1366x768/smart/2017/12/15/1513302138824.jpg

1 LightUmbra 2019-10-01

WV's centrist daddy.

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

A centrist. Seriously.

1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-01

cutting military budgets

Shut

1 sup3r_hero 2019-10-01

In Europe you’d actually be considered a bit right.

1 ChilisWaitress 2019-10-01

alt-right neo-nazi

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-10-01

you want social programs for the nation and not for random browns?????? i think you know what that makes you

1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-01

A leftist

1 zergling_Lester 2019-10-01

Depends, leftists hate other leftists for not being leftist enough, this is important.

1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-01

alt-right

1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-01

I know you are joking, but what does that term even mean these days?

1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-01

The term's fallen out of fashion, so it doesn't mean anyting anymore. The correct term for the people formerly known as "alt-right" is any of nazi, white-supremacist, or incel.

1 leva549 2019-10-01

Anyone to the right of Mao.

1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-10-01

Being leftist and hating leftists. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

Purgist. Like Stalin. he killed plenty of other commies.

1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-01

a candidate for the red pill

1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-10-01

Completely normal.

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-10-01

nazi apparently

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-01

They haven't quite learned that the media is full of shit quite yet

1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-01

I’m going to upvote this because it’s dramatic.

But you still need to know you’re wrong and retarded.

1 alphetaboss 2019-10-01

Are you saying white women make excellent teachers?

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-01

Or that the media isn't full of shit. Not sure if that's a hill i'd wanna die on

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-01

They taught me a lot, sone of it even what they meant to teach

1 Pinksister 2019-10-01

McFluff being retarded (defending mayo foids and the Jewish media) while calling other people retarded, things I'm gonna miss when arr drama is inevitably banned.

1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-10-01

itll just make them more angry when they figure it out itll all turn out fine

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-01

They haven't quite learned that the media is full of shit quite yet

1 newcomer_ts 2019-10-01

It's funny, they discuss Greta's mode of transportation in schools here and pretend they know shit about anything.

But I ask kids, who's first to walk or bike to school and the debate stops abruptly.

1 zergling_Lester 2019-10-01

In 10-15 years: why did zoomers suddenly stop trusting a word media says and voted Ivanka Trump into office surprized_pikachu.jpg

The great effectiveness of the liberal propaganda machine is tempered by the fact that the fucking morons end up honestly believing their own hysteria-inducing lies and therefore are literally incapable of planning for the future where they failed to materialize.

1 Cauchemar89 2019-10-01

But... that's what the young, angry girl at the UN said!

1 collectijism 2019-10-01

lisa simpson

1 Chapose 2019-10-01

Zoomers are dumb. Surprise, surprise.

1 trexmundi 2019-10-01

They're right. At the rate things are moving the dinosaurs 🦖 will have emerged from the plasma fold by then.

1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-10-01

Young people from every generation think this. This is because young people are, scientifically speaking, dumb as shit.

😂 Imagine thinking 1960s flower children were smart.

1 collectijism 2019-10-01