every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
Daddy legit sounds like he's getting his border security ideas from a bunch of drunk teenage rednecks.
"Why don't we just...make a big goddamn trench. Fill it fulla gators like they did in medieval times! It's not rocket science, people been doin' this shit since before guns were invented!" - Cousin Billy after a rack of Keystone
Gators do occur naturally far down the rio grande to the east. The shores sandy make up and fauna don’t naturally favor them that far up, but if they introduced a population of boar etc for them to feed on then I could see it feasibly working.
Boars are naturally invasive af. And alligators are a hearty species, the weather in those areas are plenty warm enough to allow males to be formed. The May-june lows match those of Arkansas. If these ‘patriot’ cucks that call the migra on illegals truly wanted to help they would just start releasing mid sized gators into the rio grande.
I don't think boars would have enough food out in the desert. I'm all a board this plan though, so we will need to terraform the moat so it can sustain the boars.
if i was president we would ban all male immigrants. i would allow female immigrants but change the system to focus solely on what an american will bid for you. this would bring down the debt!!! and solve the incel crisis. i know you're thinking nice job idiot but what about the broke boys who make up the vast majority of them? well i would throw out a few freebie immigrant brides to keep their hopes up and also put them in work camps.
lol all the women would be furious and the men would have to pretend to be for the sake of our SO's, but secretly we'd be toasting to daddy for lookin out for us
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1 Matues49 2019-10-02
What no lasers on the gators?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-02
Ok now this is epic
1 Woolgun 2019-10-02
So essentially Daddy wants to turn the border into Florida?
1 duckraul2 2019-10-02
This hasn't worked either for keeping people out of Florida, and worse, for keeping Floridians out of the rest of the country
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-10-02
Daddy legit sounds like he's getting his border security ideas from a bunch of drunk teenage rednecks.
"Why don't we just...make a big goddamn trench. Fill it fulla gators like they did in medieval times! It's not rocket science, people been doin' this shit since before guns were invented!" - Cousin Billy after a rack of Keystone
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-10-02
No Mr. Mexican, I expect you to die.
Mwahahaha
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-02
Gators do occur naturally far down the rio grande to the east. The shores sandy make up and fauna don’t naturally favor them that far up, but if they introduced a population of boar etc for them to feed on then I could see it feasibly working.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-02
Quality idea
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-10-02
Please get me a quote by end of week.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-02
Boars are naturally invasive af. And alligators are a hearty species, the weather in those areas are plenty warm enough to allow males to be formed. The May-june lows match those of Arkansas. If these ‘patriot’ cucks that call the migra on illegals truly wanted to help they would just start releasing mid sized gators into the rio grande.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-02
I don't think boars would have enough food out in the desert. I'm all a board this plan though, so we will need to terraform the moat so it can sustain the boars.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-10-02
Did you just try to trick the government into building 2,000 miles of defensive swamp?
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-02
Alligators don't normally attack people tho. If he was serious about keeping people away, he would have used Crocodiles instead.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-10-02
We should have mowed our own lawns
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-02
And miss Latina booties?! No thank you.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-10-02
if i was president we would ban all male immigrants. i would allow female immigrants but change the system to focus solely on what an american will bid for you. this would bring down the debt!!! and solve the incel crisis. i know you're thinking nice job idiot but what about the broke boys who make up the vast majority of them? well i would throw out a few freebie immigrant brides to keep their hopes up and also put them in work camps.
1 JustLions 2019-10-02
Imagine Trump passing the No Fat Chicks Act.
1 wow___justwow 2019-10-02
lol all the women would be furious and the men would have to pretend to be for the sake of our SO's, but secretly we'd be toasting to daddy for lookin out for us
1 JustLions 2019-10-02
Open borders, but for hotties only. The radical centrist position.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-02
Open border for master and +, and hotties. Make america smart and hot.
1 JustLions 2019-10-02
If we're going to make America smart and hot, we'll have to kick you out. Imagine preferring cats over dogs.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-02
We all have sacrifices to make, inshallah
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-02
Unironically a brilliant idea, let incels bid on imigrant women.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-02
Who is renting from the US?
1 911roofer 2019-10-02
I imagine Trump is testing to see who the leak is and just suggests stupid ideas to random staffers.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-02
Uh, huh
1 JustLions 2019-10-02
Yes, this is just another fifth dimensional Crusader Kings II move.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-02
cope.
Tbqh, I would vote for anyone that promise me a moat filled with gators, because that shit sound lit af.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-10-02
I imagine that he is senile, but whatever.
1 Redactor0 2019-10-02
I had been wondering when Nielsen was going to start dropping the dirt she had on Daddy. I guess she was waiting for an opportune moment.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-10-02
So illegal immigrants will learn how to cross the border by playing thr hi-tech border simulator Pitfall?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-02
If we put a highway in front of the moat it will just like Frogger.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-10-02
no laswr beams attached to their heads though :(