Daddy posts a good joke

306  2019-10-03 by The_Reason_Pete_Wins

109 comments

There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.

That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.

And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.

And believe me: it is dangerous.

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The internet was a mistake. This is all Al Gore's fault.

As I always say, "the internet" is useful tool, it's just that allowing people who aren't qualified to use it is the mistake.

I blame integrating TCP/IP stack with OS

Set up Trumpet yourself or fuck off

I order to use social media you should have to take a test of your logical reasoning skills to identify spurious arguments, and another one to test if you know how to computer

Correct, and removal of anonymity for 99.9% of people. It addition to having to pass test about knowledge and how computers work, actual real passport level verification of who a person is and age.

It is a shame it needs to be this way, but some people just can't behave.

I disagree. The people ruining the internet nowadays don't hide behind anonymity.

The people ruining the internet nowadays are the ones verified by Twitter.

Addendum: short form social media is to be deleted

We would all probably be better off if Twitter and Facebook (at minimum) were deleted.

reddit and chans too. back to weirdass small message boards

back to weirdass small message boards

Oh god yes

And blogs too if we could (not fucking tumblrs tho)

I hope they let you out to pee sometimes must be cramped sitting in a chineese cage forced to taught the social credit system with the fear of your organs being harvested sooner than later depending on your ability to sway public opinion in favor of literal orwellian slavery.

But if you just spam the gamer word for every test question, itโ€™s an automatic pass.

What's a computer?

Jesus christ that commercial makes me SNEED so much

I feel like you stole that quote.

Google it, or use whatever search engine you have access to.

No I dont care enough for that, I just wanted you to know I'm on to you buster.

Damn dude, someoneโ€™s out for blood today. Rip

Not just one comment, but 2!

I think I struck a nerve in somebody.

Ain't got no weed, got no Perc, ain't got no lean, got no syrup
I'm like damn, golly, I can't even serve a quarter
Told my patients keep their patience, right now my trap outta order
All my smokers need they weed, all my snorters need they yola
All the crackheads gettin' grouchy, all the shermheads want they water
I had a job at Panera Bread, I took that work to work
I was sellin' niggas bagels, I was sellin' niggas Percs

Why is orange man so funny guys?

This but unironically

Its because he gives literally zero fucks and the dementia has only made it better. 4 more years of Twitter shitposting, just imagine how powerful they will be by 2024 ๐Ÿ˜

Everyone already assuming he wins again. Imagine the drama if he ends up losing.

I'm a liberal, but I'll admit that Donny has been hilarious as a president. The cope from liberals after 4 more years would be unimaginable

I'm not a amerimutt but I see that the rightoids are getting cucked left and right (outcasted/banned/ridiculed) and I wanna see how much worse it would get when their guy is not in power anymore

The internet isn't the real world sweety

Then why do MAGAtards cry about how they can't even wear their hats without being oppressed? Or that they are not able to express their conservative opinions in schools/colleges?

Last time someone wore a MAGA hat and was oppressed you remember how that ended right?

Or that they are not able to express their conservative opinions in schools/colleges?

College Republicans get made fun of for being College Republicans ( You'd know what this means if you were American) not for being Republican

Yeah its like saying i dont want puss in college. Keep whatever beliefs you want and let them hope they can change you to their ways. Art hoes are fun as shit as long as you just stay quiet and care about their plant babys or whatever.

Outside of rural retard states, don't a lot of Trump supporters don't openly come out as such? ๐Ÿค”

Only spergs do anything at all political in public in America. You'd have to be a sperg to not know that yourself.

Meanwhile in reality the President had his tweets removed by Twitter today so i'm interested in getting my pals to talk about how much they love big corporations over coffee, subtly goading is the only real way to tell someone's a Trump supporter since dealing with sore losers isn't worth it.

Thatโ€™s only on Reddit.

What about fb, youtube, twitter, insta?

lot of cope under here but you're right, if trump loses 2020 the seethe will be even larger than #resist was

Somehow your name triggers me worse than the_reason_trump_won

You're welcome ๐Ÿค—

I still don't know who Pete is.

Pete Buttigay

He's just a bussyboi

probably because anyone who thinks pete is stepping anywhere near the presidency is pants on head retarded, at least in 2020.

Maybe get some good mileage on this username in the next x%4==0 years tho.

Homophobe detected

Because orange is the new black

Because he doesn't give a shit. Even his own country

... go on...

Lol thatโ€™s actually not bad for a boomer

Not bad? That shits funnier than 98% of anything on Twitter and anything from all the other presidents combined. The best part is the pure seething at a shitpost. Those blue check replies are losing their fucking minds ๐Ÿ˜‚

Blue chex-mix mad had absolutely nothing on fox news during the Obongo years tbh. And at least Obummer would roast Trump to his face rather than be a bitch and do it through social media

God do you know what I'd pay for Dumpf and Obongo to get into a Twitter slapfight lmao

It would never happen because Trump would make a call out, Obama would say heโ€™d be there, and Trump would back out like a coward and claim the Deep State was setting him up and then claim he won without even a single confrontation

Na I'm just imagining them sending sassy gifs back and forth lol

I can almost imagine Trump tweeting 'Orange is the new black' at him.

I would bet my house that after getting burnt once Trump would use a gif containing the epic gamer word

Like the spongebob meme but instead of IMAGINATION it says nigger lmao

Donnie would post a tweet with just the gamer word and it would be over as soon as it started

I said this first, you owe me a pepsi

It's true, the doc beat you to the punch stevie

you replied to the wrong person but thatโ€™s okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ

No I wanted him to see this when he went to reply and feel eternal shame

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Bruh

Real bruh hours in here bruh

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I would crawl through miles of AIDS needles and diarrhea to vote for this orange skinned sleazeball.

what was it?! I missed it! https://i.imgur.com/6qcbaml.png :(

hahahaha ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽฌ

I bet if Obummer put that up they would let him keep it!

I posted this and got cucked by automod ๐Ÿค”

Wtf you're right. My bad I checked new before posting and didn't see anything.

Hold on

Did you delete your post?

Yeah after getting cucked

Well damn I was gonna approve it.

You just checked yourself! How does your semen taste?

Think you mean cucked not checked.

Getting checked by mods is effectively cucking.

You better check yourself before you click yourself

Sad!

how tf have we not had a new war yet?

Everyone is too busy shitposting or seething on the internet tbh. World Wars involve being outside with no WiFi and shitty snacks. Fuck that.

We could get zoomers hyped about eating mres if they came in limited edition capeshit character packages

Hmm. Include Mini Fankopop prizes but 50% are either Hawkeye or the female Yoda. Canโ€™t let them get too excited.

They're all Cpt Marvel. Channel that kiatard anger and direct it towards the opposing forces.

Bug protein MREs

>good joke

>boomer meme

ok retard

he admitted to browsing The_Donald. we all knew, but no he's admitted it.

No there's a actual guy who browses for him, media something?

He's been around since the primaries, pretty much got friendly dox'd but I can't remember all the dets

how do you know?

The electoral college map is fake, he didn't win those massive counties in Alaska.

Of course it is. He drew on a weather map with a sharpie.

And it is a requirement to have really embarrassing hair to become a political operative?

Either that or wear a tan suit.

Never going to get another Twitter president

Pete, I know we don't always agree, but Daddy doing Knickleback is perhaps the worst and best thing ahead of the full 2020/Impeachment Special. This needs a sticky.

Done. He made Nickelback funny! This shit is hilarious

Also #LockHunterUp

The best part about this is that that particular nickelback clip was already a shitty years-old meme from /b/; that's how he got ahold of it

Also, the "Ukraine Gas Exec" is named Devon Archer, an American that worked on John Kerry's 2004 presidential campaign.

wait seriously?

Lol yeah. They were on the board of Burisma together but he's not "Ukraine".

Just fuck my shit up at this point

Looks like nickelback copyright claimed it. What was the video?

Lol thanks

Good op

Using the world's largest media corporations to stop a joke by the President to own the rightoids.

champagne socialism

This isn't that funny. It's funnier than literal steaming turds but that's not relevant