Ya, it’s either playoff heartbreaks or failure. Back when they were in Oakland the only reason people went to see them was to watch them beat the shit out of each other because that’s all they were good for
Im a dolphins fan. And a Vol. and a Rays fan which is probably my only form of light so far but thats only until we get swept against the astros. Basically i have my lightning. And then they got swept in the first round by a bunch of color challenged wasps. Fuck me
I showed up to GaSt an hour early drunk as fuck singing rocky top with the band warmups. I was sober by the half. God i was happy. Ill be real if we start JG into MissSt and we lose this fanbase might start burning things again.
I've attached my entire worldview to this man and I am going down with the ship.
I am baffled by this notion. Why on earth would you ever do this? Given all the things to think about, believe and understand, why chain yourself to one? Let alone orange man. There are so many things you can learn, and you can change your mind every day, constantly evaluating new experiences and information. Extending the ship metaphor - it's like if you had a perfectly good motor boat, took it out into a harbor and climbed into another boat that's in the process of sinking and chained yourself to it.
Let us consult the sacred texts. Surely there is something which will provide insight. And here it is:
It is true that some individuals seem to have little need for autonomy. Either their drive for power is weak or they satisfy it by identifying themselves with some powerful organization to which they belong.
I think this might be at the root of why there's so much leftoid infighting as opposed to rightoid. The rightoid is willing to use the success of rightoid leadership as their surrogate activity for the power process, which is why they will band together on people like Trump, and why they are so willing to ignore closely held beliefs - Trump is hardly a model of Christian behavior, but he's heralded as nearly the next coming of christ by fundamentalist groups. Even though Trump is not going to ban abortions, or force school children to convert at gunpoint, they're willing to say they've won.
The leftoid on the other hand, does not do this to such a severe degree. The leftoid relies on coercing those around them to adhere to their beliefs, which is why when they encounter other leftoids who won't submit to such coercion, it always turns into such a huge fight. Or those DSA subversion stories that turn into shit throwing fights that forces everyone to leave but the nutjobs and vapid bootlickers.
/r/drama was part of my shift rightward. There are a lot of rightoids in there doing the lords work, showing people to the light. Ironic rightoid posting can still red-pill people. And good drama is still good drama, whether it's chapotards sperging out over ableism in the revolution or the Donald Defense Force sperging out about NPCs. Drama is one of the few places where actual fascists and actual leftists clash on a daily basis, and it's pretty entertaining.
I'm currently banned for circumventing the custom subreddit style at /r/drama though.
At this moment the room he was in shattered and he found himself under a blue sky surrounded by reddit mods clapping and saying “congratulations” over and over again.
I only show the support I do for drunpf bc I really really really hate the CIA, FBI, NSA, DNC, RNC etc etc. They are mostly unelected-unaccountable bureaucrats that answer to no one and don’t appear to even be useful at their tasked functions.
<disclaimer> this post is for novelty purposes and doesn’t truly express the opinions/views of myself or anyone I know
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30 FoidBlaster 2019-10-03
That's so pathetic that it's actually funny. Imagine being this feeble-minded.
20 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-03
If you aren’t first your last Ricky Bobby
17 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-03
>You support your team no matter what
Lmao anyone that knows lifelong diehard fans that aren’t patriots fans knows that’s horrible
My best friend would probably be happier if he were a heroin addict as opposed to a fan of the Vikings and dodgers
I mean imagine being a bills fan when they lost FOUR Super Bowls in a row. All it brings is heartbreak
11 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
Now imagine being a Dolphins fan born any time in the last 50 years 😂😂😂
7 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-03
Eh they’re still the only team with a perfect season and knowing sports fans, they can coast on that for a century
7 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
You should see the stadium this year lmao
The people of Miami are not known for their loyalty in bad times.
5 MG87 2019-10-03
Lol wrong
6 JustLions 2019-10-03
My impression of the Dolphins is based entirely on Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
1 itoucheditforacookie 2019-10-03
Or San Jose Sharks fan
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
What is that? Hockey?
4 muffler_kek 2019-10-03
Ya, it’s either playoff heartbreaks or failure. Back when they were in Oakland the only reason people went to see them was to watch them beat the shit out of each other because that’s all they were good for
2 itoucheditforacookie 2019-10-03
Hockey, team has been through the finals and lost at the end so much and their fans think every year is the year
0 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
Ah ok. I don't know the first thing about hockey
1 itoucheditforacookie 2019-10-03
I don't either, just knew people who were into it and every year they were let down. Eventually you should just find something new
1 MG87 2019-10-03
Why do you think they're tanking for TUA?
2 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
Watch them not even get Tua. Several other teams are bad this year so the 1st pick is far from guaranteed for the fins.
2 MG87 2019-10-03
True, but the Bengals are the only real threat to take a QB. Herbert would still be a good consolation prize. He just isn't a generational talent
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-10-03
Im a dolphins fan. And a Vol. and a Rays fan which is probably my only form of light so far but thats only until we get swept against the astros. Basically i have my lightning. And then they got swept in the first round by a bunch of color challenged wasps. Fuck me
2 AlveolarPressure 2019-10-03
My sincerest apologies. They're really just the icing on the shit cake.
2 LaptopEnforcer 2019-10-03
I showed up to GaSt an hour early drunk as fuck singing rocky top with the band warmups. I was sober by the half. God i was happy. Ill be real if we start JG into MissSt and we lose this fanbase might start burning things again.
Thank you for the sympathy. Its welcome
3 muffler_kek 2019-10-03
He deserves worse
30 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-10-03
If only rightoids had that much self awareness.
If you look at his profile it becomes very clear it's a leftoid trolling.😂
16 Rentokill_boy 2019-10-03
absolutely based, trolling by being upfront and honest with people for once
12 trexmundi 2019-10-03
Honesty and sincerity are underrated trolling strategies.
7 RecallRethuglicans 2019-10-03
Faking sincerity though? That’s when you have it made.
12 trexmundi 2019-10-03
I am baffled by this notion. Why on earth would you ever do this? Given all the things to think about, believe and understand, why chain yourself to one? Let alone orange man. There are so many things you can learn, and you can change your mind every day, constantly evaluating new experiences and information. Extending the ship metaphor - it's like if you had a perfectly good motor boat, took it out into a harbor and climbed into another boat that's in the process of sinking and chained yourself to it.
Let us consult the sacred texts. Surely there is something which will provide insight. And here it is:
I think this might be at the root of why there's so much leftoid infighting as opposed to rightoid. The rightoid is willing to use the success of rightoid leadership as their surrogate activity for the power process, which is why they will band together on people like Trump, and why they are so willing to ignore closely held beliefs - Trump is hardly a model of Christian behavior, but he's heralded as nearly the next coming of christ by fundamentalist groups. Even though Trump is not going to ban abortions, or force school children to convert at gunpoint, they're willing to say they've won.
The leftoid on the other hand, does not do this to such a severe degree. The leftoid relies on coercing those around them to adhere to their beliefs, which is why when they encounter other leftoids who won't submit to such coercion, it always turns into such a huge fight. Or those DSA subversion stories that turn into shit throwing fights that forces everyone to leave but the nutjobs and vapid bootlickers.
21 LongPostBot 2019-10-03
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13 chimpan_z 2019-10-03
settle down, pizza
8 trexmundi 2019-10-03
Eh. It looked shorter when I was writing it up in vim. Guess it got a little out of hand.
Never pass up an opportunity to show that Uncle Ted was right though.
10 Redactor0 2019-10-03
Oh wow look, we got ourselves a really l33t hAx0r here. 🙄
5 seenten 2019-10-03
Virgin vimcels vs. chad Emacs
8 chimpan_z 2019-10-03
you had me at "vim" 😍
Carry on.
2 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-10-03
rofl vim
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-03
It’s a leftoid troll
3 heretobefriends 2019-10-03
That doesn't mean it's wrong.
10 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-03
That sub seems to be “Ask Trump Supporters” and then get replies from smarmy non-trump supporters.
Stage 1 cancer compared to r/politics which is stage 7
7 HyperIceCube 2019-10-03
Funnier than everything on r/politicalhumor
6 Woolgun 2019-10-03
I think it's time to recognize Daddy lovers for what they are - members of the LGBT community. Think about it, the similarities are striking:
in love with someone who's taboo, who they "naturally" should not love
shamed, denied services in restaurants, physically and verbally attacked for expressing their love in public (like with a MAGA hat)
it's safe to say it's not a choice, their brain has just been (re)wired that way (by fent)
It's time to add another T to LGBTQ - LGBTQT.
1 lickedTators 2019-10-03
tfw when no LGBT-QTpi
3 SnapshillBot 2019-10-03
/r/drama was part of my shift rightward. There are a lot of rightoids in there doing the lords work, showing people to the light. Ironic rightoid posting can still red-pill people. And good drama is still good drama, whether it's chapotards sperging out over ableism in the revolution or the Donald Defense Force sperging out about NPCs. Drama is one of the few places where actual fascists and actual leftists clash on a daily basis, and it's pretty entertaining.
I'm currently banned for circumventing the custom subreddit style at /r/drama though.
Snapshots:
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3 WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-03
Isn't it a shame that in current year anything resembling genuine discourse ends up being a bad actor or a troll.
3 MG87 2019-10-03
That they're a cult?
3 doughboy011 2019-10-03
Uncensored comments: https://snew.notabug.io/r/AskTrumpSupporters/comments/dct1be/trump_asked_ukraine_and_now_china_to_investigate/f2bdtz3/
Why do those snowflakes delete so many comments?
2 dramasexual 2019-10-03
It's really fun to see them finally being honest about it.
14 NMJ87 2019-10-03
The account doesn't have any history babe, its not genuine.
This is someone having a good time.
10 dramasexual 2019-10-03
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
3 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-03
Quick! Call the jannies!
2 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-10-03
Only because rightoids don't have the courage to be this honest.
If this was a real post they probably would have used the gamer word instead of punctuation marks.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-03
At this moment the room he was in shattered and he found himself under a blue sky surrounded by reddit mods clapping and saying “congratulations” over and over again.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-03
I only show the support I do for drunpf bc I really really really hate the CIA, FBI, NSA, DNC, RNC etc etc. They are mostly unelected-unaccountable bureaucrats that answer to no one and don’t appear to even be useful at their tasked functions.
<disclaimer> this post is for novelty purposes and doesn’t truly express the opinions/views of myself or anyone I know
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-03
Based and woke to the praetorian guard question
2 Kat_B0T 2019-10-03
I’m actually pretty woke
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-03
This level of self awareness is actually pretty impressive. I wish Bernouts and others were willing to do the same amount of introspection.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-03
It’s so nice finally watching zoomers climb aboard the Biden Bus