Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
They probably hadn't counted on my high tolerance to booze and pills. I'm sure most dudes don't even make it out of there with a salvageable memory of the night.
First I'm gonna see how much money i can get out of this guy to try and get me to keep these texts a secret. I want at least $500.
This is hilarious. "Yeah that's right fucker, I have photos of you cheating and soon everyone will know if you don't give me what I want! $5 and seventy three cents shitbird, pay up!"
You can tell what kind of person he is by the fact that he's starting at $500, and successful career man would gladly give that up to cover up the fact that he cheated with anyone let alone a 300lb slab of fatback. That's chump change
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15 BussyShillBot 2019-10-06
Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.
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6 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
You're wrong, it's jenkem 😏
11 SnapshillBot 2019-10-06
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
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3 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-10-06
S e n t i e n t
9 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
Bonus threads:
Guy gets robbed by Asian hookers
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Naive little boy discovers that all girlfriends steal clothes
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Single mom who is like, toootally kidding demands to have a sugar daddy. Some losers take the bait.
7 The_Pandemonium 2019-10-06
Unironic and fucking hilarious.
3 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Five years and eight months old 🤔🤔🤔
13 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
Drama archaeology is a respectable science.
0 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Then why is no one interested in your post
10 Redactor0 2019-10-06
OP is maybe our best source of actual drama content in this sub over the last few months.
3 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
No you are
4 Redactor0 2019-10-06
I won't be taken in by this clever attempt to drive a wedge between me and my fellow r/classified mod.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
I will always prefer you bby
8 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
Dilate.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Cope
4 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-06
Sneed
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Soap
2 Doctor-Pavel 2019-10-06
Bane?
3 Osterion 2019-10-06
Sugar baby not only has a kid, but two pitties too
6 CulturalYogurt 2019-10-06
This is hilarious. "Yeah that's right fucker, I have photos of you cheating and soon everyone will know if you don't give me what I want! $5 and seventy three cents shitbird, pay up!"
5 snallygaster 2019-10-06
You can tell what kind of person he is by the fact that he's starting at $500, and successful career man would gladly give that up to cover up the fact that he cheated with anyone let alone a 300lb slab of fatback. That's chump change
5 Feanorfanclub 2019-10-06
Strangest version of a cuckolding fetish yet
4 collectijism 2019-10-06
Another noodle armed cuck in the closet
2 HopInsideMyForeskin 2019-10-06
Dude lmao when he says he will grind his face in the concrete it reminds me of this https://youtu.be/Cudns2a8qWk
2 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
Well, I shouldn't be surprised that this exists.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
From two years and ten months ago...
10 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
So fucking what
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Get some new material
9 acidoverbasic 2019-10-06
Go back to agenda posting, faggot.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-06
Alright I will
6 pepperouchau 2019-10-06
We know