Lmao COPE

This is r/drama if you post a picture of a dog you get banned, but if you dress up as a dog you are made into a jannie.

I feel like I’ve seen lots of people post their animals here tho

Jannies just like to ban random people for nonsensical reasons, and say its because they are underage, for example Kaara banned someone for not remembering 9/11. 9/11 happened 18 years ago, and most people don't remember anything before they were about 3 years old, and a 3 year old wouldn't even understand the significance of such an event, so the first memory of people would be something else more personal, for example my first memory is crying for my mom, when she wasn't at home, so it's a pretty weak reason for a ban. They also banned someone for being underage because of being a bong (Although bongs do deserve it.).But jannies want attention so much, that they pull this shit, instead of going to the gym, reading some book or doing anything worthwile. But what do you expect from people who become janitors, and do it for free.

it's a pretty weak reason for a ban.

Wrong. Zoomers out out out.

I think 9/11 is actually one of my most vivid memories from childhood. I remember watching it on tv before school and just being like wtf

I remember everyone pouring out of their homes, in a daze, and soon we were dancing in the streets chanting "Death to the Great Satan!"

Wow I thought I was the only one who remembered that! Good times

Sure if you are American

If you aren't American, you should be banned from this sub or at least have your commenting permissions severely curtailed.

Just ban them. We invented the Internet and should have exclusive rights to it.

And Hungarian scientists invented the atomic bomb so we Hungarians should have exclusive rights to it: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/xPJKZyPCvap4Fven8/the-atomic-bomb-considered-as-hungarian-high-school-science

Edit: Why you Americans seethe over a stupid joke and an interesting historical fact?

Hmmmm yet they came and worked for America. Clearly aware of the superior nature of this country

Because they were jews and had to flee.

You aren’t helping your case here bud.

Someone can be both Hungarian and Jewish

I knew Hungarians were dumb but not this dumb.

Why’d those Jews have to flee? Why didn’t the glorious country of Hungary stop it?

Germany was full Nazi, and Hungary was next to it. We couldn't go against Germany or the same would've happened to us than to Poland.

So you needed America to come in save your Jews cause your country was to pussy to fight the Nazis and just gave up? Lmao an Hungarian acting as if he is superior to anyone.

Why are you seething? I never said I'm superior I just wanted to tell a joke.

Where was the joke?

That joke about Americans losing a war against the Vietnamese.

Hungary could have stayed neutral like Sweden or Switzerland.

live in Europe so 27 neighbors who might pop off at any secons

Live in non US country so no guns

be real smart but country doesn't have anything for you to do beyond leatherwork

neighbors go nuts

you come to country and they give you great and prestigious job

celebrated as hero

go home to nice suburban house with wife and kids happily playing

shoot home invader with government-issued m1 garand

Oh ya I am I’m sure it’s less vivid for others

This is an American only sub sweaty.

Are you afraid trees speaking Vietnamese will have your ass handed to you again?

Come back with this tough talk after you've liberated Transylvania.

Aren’t you French tho?

Nope, I'm Hungarian

Post recipes

I can't cook my mom makes my food

If you ask your mom for her favorite Hungarian recipe and post it then you will be immune from zoomer ban or any other gimmick ban, for I am a Magyarboo

Okay, it's written in Hungarian, so you wouldn't understand, I figure something out to get an English version

This is what I found written in English that is the closest to what she showed me: http://visitbudapest.travel/articles/langos-recipe/

sweet thanks

Imagine not being from the greatest country on Earth 🙄

Ehhh I remember it happening while I was in school... what grade were you in?

Why is it that no matter the interaction the jannies always come out as the most pathetic party?

There's a thread here rn where at least two people have posted pictures of their pets.

To be fair r/drama runs on no logic whatsoever. At one point they banned something like 2/3 of their users at random just because.

Oh shit that's more than Thanos lol

Watch.

Another.

Movie.

Capeshitters gotta capeshit

Um excuse me sweaty but I'm pretty sure they've watched Harry Potter as well.

Lmao

This is now at least the second time I’ve seen someone cry about drama mods banning them for being young

Is one of our mods just really anti zoomer?

As one should be.

I think I’m a little biased towards liking zoomers because I get along with my little brother so well

Ah, a libertarian

Same. I'm the oldest child so the zoomer stuff doesn't really bother me.

Is one of our mods just really anti zoomer?

Only thing young people are good for is having their stem cells harvested for skin creams.

Is one of our mods just really anti zoomer?

Yes, they somehow manage to stumble in here while laughing at epic gamer memes xD think 'wow this place is so edgy!' and then start shitting up the sub with tryhardery that went out of style before /pol/ was even a twinkle in moot's eye. They ruin the culture of the sub by spamming it with generic content that is identical to what they post on whatever other edgy places they frequent and as teenagers they are too dumb to understand that they shouldn't take /r/drama's ennui seriously and internalize it, so their presence is mutually unhealthy for us and them.

But ultimately, it's just fun to ban people for being underage

Hey can you unban me from srd for just two minutes so I can just insult a few more people

No

That's what the minecraft server is for

Is one of our mods just really anti zoomer?

Hopefully more than one. In fact, we should cut the wages of any mod that isn't anti zoomer.

cut the wages

Correct they should be paying us for putting up with them.

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Stupid kids gets dabbed on

Do people just not get the point of drama

Redditors are only capable of reading headlines and responding to them with canned "witty" one-liners. Are you surprised they don't read the sidebar?

The average Redditor's brain is 90% recycled puns.

You deserve to be banned if you don't operate on at least 2 layers of irony.

The average redditor isn’t capable of one layer of irony without the assistance of an /s

Okay so you're telling me that you would have banned Steve irwin for posting a pic of a fucking giraffe you fucking lettuce...?

Or Mr Rogers? You would ban him cause fuck me look at that fucking show all them animals he loves dearly. You're a fucking moulding loaf of Bread.

Fuck off. https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie/comments/de00wc/mods_over_at_rdrama_ban_me_for_being_underage_why/f2qrrb5

🚨 BIG BRAIN ON THIS ONE 🚨

you fucking lettuce

Is this suppose to be some kind of witty insult?

I got a better one, just call them a fag.

Okay so you're telling me that you would have banned Steve irwin

Yes!

Or Mr Rogers?

Yes!

seething

zoomer

WRD

bread

😂😂😂

There's even a SRD thread now.

God damn Nom you really struck gold.

Is Nom C a cat person?

Yes.

All decent people prefer cats.

Correct. I like dogs too though, cats are just easier.

Seeing this zoomer get so butt mad makes me think your call was pretty solid. Bonus, they really are enamored with the drama pasta

The legend grows and is passed on to a new generation. Inshallah.

The only good thing about cats is that they are a sure sign that their owner is full of self loathing and is easily exploited.

Sounds about right 😭😭😭 but I luv him

Are u on ur period?

Sadly I am a moid.

When I get banned I like threatening to become Hitler. And the more they ask, the more I slowly regress into an insane monologue where I claim to be a homeless man at the public library who thinks he has the power to channel the spirits of--and someday transform into--dead dictators.

ok 🤷‍♂️

This is the modern quirky spork meme.

Good. she was a 'childfree' mayo

Hey mayos not reproducing are almost based, it is a good cause

Also an insta-thot.

Based chompy

They don't understand our proud culture.

Eww it’s a mayo foid 🤢

Lmao, all those humourless fucks crying about power tripping and "why don't you do anything outside of reddit" while on a sub that exists to bitch about reddit.

r/Aww is apparently filled with children by that mod's logic

Where’s the lie tho

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

Snapshots:

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Man, Chompy is generating crazy amounts of seethe there. They take themselves so seriously.

Also lol at all the comments whinging about how left wing drama is.

Shouldn't we ban lawlz then for posting a dog picture