Resignation Letter as Top Mod of /r/Drama
44 2019-10-06 by HodorTheDoorHolder_
I would like to thank all of you for being such amorous and loyal concubines during my tenure as the top mod of this subreddit. Your dutiful worship has not only been acceptable but also deemed a delectable and sensual sustenance. Your eager willingness and utter devotion has not gone unnoticed to the old ones. Rejoice in this knowledge!
Underneath this vicar’s glorious vestments is a man no more mortal than any of you. And as a man, I age like every other man. I am the unquestionable master of this domain but we are all servants of time. Perhaps one day we will discover the means to harness it for practical use but for now time is immeasurable and definitely incalculable.
A top mod knows that the rhythmical thrusts of time cannot hold back the inevitable no matter how good the feeling. So before the torrent of my own self is spilled like seeds not sown, I must exit from within you. Not to worry! Your youthful elasticity will eventually close the gape and return it to its delightful tightness.
Not unlike the very hungry caterpillar whose hunger is finally satiated at the end of the book to become something magnificent, I also end my chapter to don my cocoon made from the seed released from my loins. What I become from my metamorphosis? Only time will tell but he talks really softly so you’ll have to get in real close and he’s really old so he has that distinctly old man smell so you should probably hold your breath.
It is unknown how long it takes for the metamorphosis to complete but I’d guess maybe an hour or two but only time knows the distance between hours. And again I must reiterate that his smell is pretty pungent so if you really want him to explain how many days are in an hour be prepared to lean in and hold your breath unless you enjoy the smell of sickly sweat and stale pee.
Yours Truly,
Hodorthedoorholder_
Post Script: No, I was not forced to step down from my office due to blackmail from anything I may have posted on Discord.
32 comments
20 YaBoyStevieF 2019-10-06
Can you skip to the end where you delete your account again
6 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-06
What’s mag
7 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-06
hate mag
6 YaBoyStevieF 2019-10-06
AnnoysTheGoys girlfriend
5 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-10-06
A character from the funny fox show Family Man. Check out the sub /r/familyman!
13 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-06
Lmao I’m not reading all that shit nigga
12 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-06
I’m no longer top mod of this sub and I’m turning into a butterfly
8 211sAndMacallan 2019-10-06
What makes someone the top mod
Don’t like 20 people have full mod permissions here
7 byobombs 2019-10-06
Whoever closest to the top. Ann has been #1 rslur wrangler since the beginning of time.
12 mayoslide 2019-10-06
From the Halls of Masterlawlz
To the shores of Triporeeee;
We fight our subreddit’s battles
In r/all, twitter, and SRD;
First to fight for rad and center
And to keep our bussy clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of r/Drama’s mod latrine.
9 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-06
🐛🦋😊
7 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-06
Just get a 21 year old vamp transfusion.
5 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-10-06
how does it feel that the joker threads get more traction than you
4 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-06
Kids love their comic books
4 byobombs 2019-10-06
Nigga you can’t just post the whole recipe and leave out the sauce
E: lol the joker word isn’t autocucked. Epic
4 Plexipus 2019-10-06
It must be pretty embarrassing having a GoT related username after season 8
3 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-10-06
3 Lysis10 2019-10-06
let's see your dick
3 POST_BUSSY 2019-10-06
It's over
3 AnnArchist 2019-10-06
Tldr
2 Zero5urvivers 2019-10-06
Fuck jannies
2 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-06
Who
2 Mrtheliger 2019-10-06
Yawn
2 CommissarCletus 2019-10-06
literally who
2 seenten 2019-10-06
Did LongPostBot get benned too because it should be enabled on top level posts.
2 dramasexual 2019-10-06
God, you're boring
2 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-10-06
Where’s the long post bot when you need him
1 [deleted] 2019-10-06
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2 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-10-06
Shut up robot.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-06
I always liked you Hodor
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-06
You too Jared