Popular bath water saleswoman who went silent for months was under arrest the whole time

407  2019-10-07 by escargott

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Hope she uses this opportunity to tell her followers she has a 1.8 million dollar bail and she won't be able to post new lewd pics until they release her.

They'd probably donate the bail money.

Best case scenario, she faked the mugshot pic and this is a scam to get money from followers.

Big if true, and commendable.

Best case scenario, she faked the mugshot pic and this is a scam to get money from followers.

I doubt it.
Looks like her Twitter feed was dead for two months. That's a long-ass time to not milk thirsty gamers just for a scam.

This is absolutely fake and another scam/publicity stunt, and a feeble one at that. Take a closer look at the photo if you don't believe me:

  • look at the lighting - it's soft light, coming from above in the manner one would expect to see from a standard ceiling light fixture. Compare it to these authentic met police mugshots, you'll see that the modern ones are usually lit by a flash.

  • also, zoom in as far as possible and look at the grain of the image. The image noise is coarse and filled with chromatic (colour) aberrations, typical of a phone camera with a small aperture working hard in low light. Also, it has a 'smoothed-out' appearance, suggesting the presence of noise-reduction/image softening software which tends to be more common on consumer-grade camera equipment.

  • the most damning piece of evidence is the metropolitan police copyright notice. Zoom in on this and you'll see that the notice is very pixelated and doesn't match the wooly grain of the photograph at all. The authentic mugshots all have much greater continuity between the image and the copyright notice, probably because they have been compressed several times on their way to press release (leading to a consistency in image noise across the whole image) instead of being directly uploaded to twitter

  • if that isn't enough, the text of the copyright notice is also not centred within the grey box it occupies, unlike in all the official mugshots: observe how the © symbol is further to the left in her photo than in all official images

  • additionally, she's smiling and has taken time to fix her hair, which seems somewhat out of place among the official mugshots.

tldr: trust no thot

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As much as I'd like to believe you, the metropolitan cops would have probably let her fix her make up and use her own camera if she said asked. She can convince lonely losers to give her money for water, what makes you think she cant convince the lonely losers known as cops to let her get away with something

It's a mugshot with a bunch if filters, I'm sending her money

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Truly based, /r/drama has the best autislurs

Are police arrests public record in bongland?

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This is so fucking great, you've truly outdone yourselves.

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That's true. Unless she got a rich sugar daddy to take car of her and forced her to stop that's 2 months of radio silence

The mugshot pic looks fake for a few reasons.

First of all, clear facetune/photoshop, as well as huge amounts of makeup. Most importantly, no other copies of the photo online - search yourself. The only time you would put a "(c) Metropolitan Police" in the lower left would be if it's used in a media publication of some sort. here's some random guy I found who'd been arrested: http://news.met.police.uk/images/cristi-adi-mandi-1779179 notice the photo is a. very high resolution and b. free of watermark. That particular watermark style, of a darkened rectangle with the copyright symbol, is a mainstay of the Daily Mail, which does not have any article about Belle on it currently. See this article for reference https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7547977/The-plea-diplomats-wife-fatal-crash-mother-teen-killed.html

The resolution and face tuning can easily be explained away by filters, she is a woman after all

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Unloicensed piss?

SEETHING

Is this even real?

Probably not.

Seems like it is.

Unclear, maybe it is, maybe not 😏

Even if she had committed a crime that she'd do 30 days in jail for, I don't see why she wouldn't be able to make bail before serving her sentence.

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Another victory for the th*t patrol

Oi you got a loicense for that bath water

Will this make her piss more or less valuable?

I've got a guy who says he's got some of her urine from when she was in the clink. Gonna be a collector's item "Prison Piss"

Obviously more. Now there will be competition between the dudes who want twitch anime/g*mer thot piss and the dudes who want prison hoe piss

Belle Delphin's Toilet Wine

Do you really not expect me to push you up against the wall, bitch?

This is good for pisscoin.

I don't think it'll affect the g-slur pee sales.

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I would 10/10 watch a Netflix comedy about an instathot who goes to prison and gets her shit pushed in.

There's already like 100 videos on Pornhub based on that premise

And that Netflix women-in-prison show.

This goes way back.

they should have wiped all her makeup off for her mugshot so everyone could see how average she looks irl

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I love all the knockoff broke belles

https://mobile.twitter.com/PeachJars

That's 80% of tiktok

She got big ole tittiestho

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Lol she has a karen haircut

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literally in the url, bot!

No excuses

Belle Delphine has benefited immensely from her (justified) criticism.

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Tweeting your own mugshot

Just close the internet already

ITT: definitely not-mad reddit posters.

Belle is a queen of drama and should be one of the sub's mascots.