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I don’t think it suits me and I’d have to wear it all day

Bruh. I would say this guarantees bait but teenage femoids exist

Naw, our teacher did the same thing for the school field trip to prison, we weren't allowed to wear certain cloths/colors

I of course forgot about it and just wore my gym cloths with the schools name on it

school field trip to prison

the fuck lmao

Never forget i'm the most burger burger on this board

Lmao I had a school trip to a prison too. #OnlyinBurgerland

Was that career day in your town?

Hahaha!! What school sends their kids on a field trip to prison?? They had such little faith in you that they wanted you to be prepared for your future.

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, [MFW I have to wear all black to the holocaust museum but the only black outfit I own is a vintage Hugo Boss original.(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0863fd4c-baff-4b63-9b3c-94f7610d0d9a/dcd9hf4-f9110816-9b6a-4817-bb1a-8f071e80aa90.png/v1/fill/w_1211,h_660,strp/black_ss_m_32_uniforms_by_theranger1302_dcd9hf4-pre.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTM1MyIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzA4NjNmZDRjLWJhZmYtNGI2My05YjNjLTk0Zjc2MTBkMGQ5YVwvZGNkOWhmNC1mOTExMDgxNi05YjZhLTQ4MTctYmIxYS04ZjA3MWU4MGFhOTAucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTI0ODQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.Ghl9XP0PTZJdkXgxA2tlFq_wZD8z5-HPMCUkUkTO3tE)

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Mrw anyone shows up not wearing wh*te at a funeral.

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Sam Hyde warned us and joked about there being a holocaust class in school now, but here it is

Of course TTA, they're a teenager.

Her school still uses chalkboards. Just saying.

This has to bait... No one fucking cares what you're wearing in the Holocaust museum

I can’t read so I don’t know which holocaust museum they’re talking about but if it’s the American holocaust memorial museum, wear whatever you want. I remember in middle school when my class took a field trip down to DC and we had to wear some gaudy neon green hoodies with the school’s logo throughout the museum.

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