If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-08
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-08
Where's the lie though
1 Roquetteman 2019-10-08
Great title OP.
1 closedshop 2019-10-08
Does he not practice gypsy magic? Like he literally believes that he’s a witch of some sort right?
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-08
Is that the one they use before stealing copper cables for better yield?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-10-08
They do that when they fail to rip you off in an driveway paving scheme.
1 HopInsideMyForeskin 2019-10-08
Wizard*