Horseshoe slips onto the other foot, as rightоids evolve their own variant of Muellertime™

34  2019-10-08 by ReddneckwithaD

15 comments

do not comment or vote in linked threads

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

Snapshots:

  1. Horseshoe slips onto the other foot... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Any day now Mme. Crooked will be taken away in cuffs, as the justice system of USA does its job

Especially now, that more and more evidence of Russian Ukranian election meddling comes to light

Both sides are literally exactly the same.

I'm starting to think the conservautists want Killary to run again. They seem to sincerely miss 2016.

Hey, who doesnt miss that beautiful election night? Im pretty sure everyone but the never-Тrumрers got a kick out of that shitshow

I lost 300 bucks on that election.

Thats what you get for betting on the bоring outcome tbh

Hey, who doesnt miss that beautiful election night?

I remember being in a group chat with some old friends and seeing them all seethe. It was glorious.

i ran out of lube it was fucking raw the next day

DDF in 2016 were dogs chasing cars. They didn't know what the fuck they were going to do if they caught one.

^ This. I get the feeling that justice will ultimately prevail against all the traitors who tried, and are trying, to take GEOTUS out of office. But in the meantime, GEOTUS is having a good time humiliating them at every step. IMO, this has been one of the best parts of his presidency

Posting with no comment

It’s funny because she should be held accountable for a lot of things but nearly all the ones rightoids think are broken brained conspiracies

Mighty Tr*mp, the gawdddd of Thunder wielding Mjolnir... Now that'd be a sight to behold!

gonna puke